Any fans here?? im just watching it now.

if so you can stream every episode here...

http://tv-links.co.uk/show.do/1/73

:D

bleedin love that show!

bleedin love that show!

haha, glad theres another fan, i just fell off my chair laughing haha...

LISTER Wiped out..? Kryten, man, they *can't* be...

KRYTEN I'm afraid so, sir. The laser cannon breached the main watertank and flooded supply deck B. They didn't stand a chance.

LISTER Yeah, but surely --

KRYTEN There was *nothing* we could do to save them, sir.

LISTER So, now we've got no poppadoms at all?

KRYTEN No poppadoms, no curries, all the Indian food supplies have been totaled.

LISTER I'll have to survive without them then... I'll have salads.

KRYTEN Sir! You're in shock, you don't know what you're saying.

hahahahaha

Kryten: Maybe you could learn to love paster

Lister: Are you sick man?


lol love it. the first two series were the best IMO.

I have every season on dvd.

Seasons 1 to 6 were erection givers. Seasons 7 and 8 made me limp.

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/acerimmer10.jpg

Kryten: Maybe you could learn to love paster

Lister: Are you sick man?


lol love it. the first two series were the best IMO.

haha, the very first episode is one of my favourites



LISTER: Where is everybody, Hol?

HOLLY: They're dead, Dave.

LISTER: Who is?

HOLLY: Everybody, Dave.

LISTER: What, Captain Hollister?

HOLLY: Everybody's dead, Dave.

LISTER: What, Todhunter?

HOLLY: Everybody's dead, Dave.

LISTER: What, Selby?

HOLLY: They're all dead. Everybody's dead, Dave.

LISTER: Petersen isn't, is he?

HOLLY: Everybody is *dead*, Dave.

LISTER: Not Chen?

HOLLY: Gordon Bennett! Yes! Chen, everybody. Everybody's dead, Dave.

LISTER: Rimmer?

HOLLY: He's dead, Dave. Everybody's dead. Everybody is dead, Dave!

LISTER: Wait. Are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?

haha, classic scene. i like season 5 aswell, quarentin is so funny

haha, the very first episode is one of my favourites



LISTER: Where is everybody, Hol?

HOLLY: They're dead, Dave.

LISTER: Who is?

HOLLY: Everybody, Dave.

LISTER: What, Captain Hollister?

HOLLY: Everybody's dead, Dave.

LISTER: What, Todhunter?

HOLLY: Everybody's dead, Dave.

LISTER: What, Selby?

HOLLY: They're all dead. Everybody's dead, Dave.

LISTER: Petersen isn't, is he?

HOLLY: Everybody is *dead*, Dave.

LISTER: Not Chen?

HOLLY: Gordon Bennett! Yes! Chen, everybody. Everybody's dead, Dave.

LISTER: Rimmer?

HOLLY: He's dead, Dave. Everybody's dead. Everybody is dead, Dave!

LISTER: Wait. Are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?

haha, classic scene. i like season 5 aswell, quarentin is so funny


Can we see him ?

Who ?

The potato King.

Have you got a magic carpet ?

Yeah little 3 seater

So let me get this straight, you want to ride on a magic carpet, to see the potato king and beg for your freedom ?

Yeah

And you're telling me you're completely sane.

Can we see him ?

Who ?

The potato King.

Have you got a magic carpet ?

Yeah little 3 seater

So let me get this straight, you want to ride on a magic carpet, to see the potato king and beg for your freedom ?

Yeah

And your telling me your completely sane.

hahahahahaha, that is the best ever scene in red dwarf history haha.

mr flibble....game over boys hahaha

Im gonna get a little farm on Fiji

Im gonna get a sheep and a cow

and breed horses

hahaha

Red Dwarf is ****in classic viewing.

Craig Charles was cunting brilliant and the cat was a sexy bastard.

Do you lads think Chris Barrie was better in Red Dwarf or the brittas empire?

Red Dwarf is ****in classic viewing.

Craig Charles was cunting brilliant and the cat was a sexy bastard.

Do you lads think Chris Barrie was better in Red Dwarf or the brittas empire?

hard to say babes. Brittas Empire was a good laugh so it was. Exxxcellent.

Red Dawrf I never really shined to that programme tbh

Red Dwarf is ****in classic viewing.

Craig Charles was cunting brilliant and the cat was a sexy bastard.

Do you lads think Chris Barrie was better in Red Dwarf or the brittas empire?

Red dwarf, all the way.

Red dwarf, all the way.

You're probably right laddie but he was cunting good in the brittas empire. It werent up to red dwarfs standards but it was bloody good.

You're probably right laddie but he was cunting good in the brittas empire. It werent up to red dwarfs standards but it was bloody good.

Ace Rimmer shall forever be the greatest Barrie creation.

i agree, red dwarf

right gents, im off to bed to watch mike tyson - beyond the gloy :boxing:

speak to you all nice bright and swirly tomorrow :luvbed:

P.s...












Smoke Me A Kipper.....ill Be Back For Breakfast

P.s...












Smoke Me A Kipper.....ill Be Back For Breakfast

What a guy!

What a guy!

Hahahaha

Classic!! Night fellas

Can we fix it ?

It's a black and charred mess. Worse than one of lister's drunken fry-ups.

RIMMER -

No K. They're cybernetically deranged mechanical
killing machines. Not content with blasting their
ship out of the sky, you now want to go back and
steal what remains of their belongings? That's the
metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding
tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love
spuds with a wet towel

:banana:

Red dwarf was ACE.:banana:

Yeh I love this show!