i have discovered that milk will explode like a ****in bomb.
buy a half gallon of milk and dump out a little bit so that some more air can get in there.put the cap back on tight and then stow it where your pray won't find it.if this is a work prank i am thinking in their office in the corner behind something.any ****in where that they can't see it.i think the best spot would be stuffed under the passenger seat of their car.make sure it won't roll around.now, as it spoils it will turn a nice color of green and blue.it won't be smelled cause it is in the plastic container.about 2 weeks after it spoils that container will be swelled up like a ****in bowling ball.then, any minute, BOOM!!!!they have 2 week old rotten milk all over the ****in place.
it's a god damn beautiful thing.


i discovered this cause i took milk out of the fridge that was half gone and just set it beside the can.i noticed the next day that it was already starting to puff out so i left it there so i could follow the progress.iy got so damn swolen that it was hard as a rock and i could not press in at the container at all.i took it around back to the garbage can and hopped up on the little wall beside it and launched the container in the can.****in all over the place, and loud, and rank smelling as ****

good luck all

None of us will ever try this.

Never give someone a soup shower by taking the shower head apart and putting soup boulyon cubes in the showere head

Originally posted by Bzob
Never give someone a soup shower by taking the shower head apart and putting soup boulyon cubes in the showere head

that is ****in genious bzob

Never mix sugar water in a squirt gun and shoot people because the mosquitoes will bite them

Never piss in a water balloon and think your going to throw it at some one becasue odd's are you will drop it on your foot like me.

Never put cyanide in your salt shaker, no matter how much you hate your guests.

Never go to a rivals school and have all your friends turn all the sinks on at once and flush all the toilets at the same time because older schools can not handle the increase of water pressure and the pipes will blow

Bzob is being so helpful in showing people what not to do. You deserve a medal, but never pin it to your eye. Safety first!

Never drop a cherry bomb down the school toilet and flush before explosion.... the pressure in the pipes normally blows back exploding the toilet .... and the pipes

never put crazy glue in your principals BMW key locks for the trunk of the car or the doors.... how will he ever get into the car ??

Never, **** in a paper bag, light it and leave it on your evil neighbours doorstep, they might try to stomp it out

Never spray door handles with mase......

Never bulldog your schools cheerleaders when they are practicing outside

never line all the coffee cups in the coffee break room with jalapeno pepper juice so the ppl who drink it get burning lips

btw, for thoses of you that don't know, a bulldog is excatly like when you moon someone. The only difference is that you let your dick hang out over the side of the car too.

never steal dynamite from your local quarry and blow up stuff

Never stick an M80 thru the mail slot of somebodys house and Knock on the door and take off running......

Originally posted by rigid
i have discovered that milk will explode like a ****in bomb.
buy a half gallon of milk and dump out a little bit so that some more air can get in there.put the cap back on tight and then stow it where your pray won't find it.if this is a work prank i am thinking in their office in the corner behind something.any ****in where that they can't see it.i think the best spot would be stuffed under the passenger seat of their car.make sure it won't roll around.now, as it spoils it will turn a nice color of green and blue.it won't be smelled cause it is in the plastic container.about 2 weeks after it spoils that container will be swelled up like a ****in bowling ball.then, any minute, BOOM!!!!they have 2 week old rotten milk all over the ****in place.
it's a god damn beautiful thing.


i discovered this cause i took milk out of the fridge that was half gone and just set it beside the can.i noticed the next day that it was already starting to puff out so i left it there so i could follow the progress.iy got so damn swolen that it was hard as a rock and i could not press in at the container at all.i took it around back to the garbage can and hopped up on the little wall beside it and launched the container in the can.****in all over the place, and loud, and rank smelling as ****

good luck all

Were does your evilness come from?

not sure exactly.these things sort of just come to me.more so the past few years.it's a temper thing

You never place laxatives in your co-workers drinks. He may not make it to the bathroom... or worse yet, you might need to use the toilet after he's done with it.... *shudder*

You never move your principal's car between two trees so he can't reverse or drive it out. Because then the suspensions fly thick and fast when he finds out who is responsible.

You never egg teachers on your last day at school. Remember they will be there to collect your papers after you sat the last exam....

- The Jake

Nothing beats hitting cans of pop with a metal baseball bat. It's sweet.. or rather, was, when I was like 13.

I know you still do that in your free time Ry.