damn.i was taking a squirt and i was holding the beast with the right hand and was going to do my trademarked move called"the left index reah across"that is where you take the left index finger and reach under and across the stream to scratch the right nut.this is a move i have completed countless times before.this time though, i mis judged and pissed right on my ****in finger.

o well, at least it was my own piss.wasn't the first time and probably won't be the last.

I hope you washed your hands.

That's so hot.

I hope you licked it clean after.

Rigid is not a hamster.

I am at a loss for words due the the fact that this crossover move sounds supid

It is indeed an unorthodox move.

I would have tried a right hand pinky scratch...actually i would worry about that itch if it was so intense that you had to scratch durring the wiz

Originally posted by Bzob
I am at a loss for words due the the fact that this crossover move sounds supid
i guess it would actually be called a cross under.bzob, if you are taking a piss and holding with one hand and your nut on the opposite side itches, how else are you supposed to get in there?

WEll you could wait till the piss is done or pre scratch since it appears this is a cronic problem....lol

the right hand pinky scratch is a good move.i switch back and forth sometimes

I just peed and it al went in the toilet

sorry I was looking for the hatred thread. my bad

thx for the info

Originally posted by rigid
damn.i was taking a squirt and i was holding the beast with the right hand and was going to do my trademarked move called"the left index reah across"that is where you take the left index finger and reach under and across the stream to scratch the right nut.this is a move i have completed countless times before.this time though, i mis judged and pissed right on my ****in finger.

o well, at least it was my own piss.wasn't the first time and probably won't be the last.

why is taking a piss so complicated for you?:devil

Originally posted by WoHop
why is taking a piss so complicated for you?:devil

it's not.when i said not the first time and not the last i mean every occasion.when i was a baby, when i was drunk, when my technique don't work...tellin me you never pissed on yourself??i am pretty sure we all have...