View Full Version : My petition to shatter this laptop


Purity
02-03-2003, 01:57 AM
i ****ing HATE my computer. i hate everything about it.

can you folks please say some encouraging words to me to inspire me to take this piece of ****ing high-tech worthless goddam communist ****ing burn material out into the street and do peelouts on top of it with my truck.

don't worry. i'll buy a new one. i just want to destroy this one.

in the end i would like to say that all laptop computers should be ****ing destroyed.
:cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

Curly Howard
02-03-2003, 02:03 AM
KILL KILL KILL DIE BILL GATES DIE IBM DIE SILICONE VALLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!

DOGGx0
02-03-2003, 02:05 AM
i have no encouraging words. my best advice to you, would benifit us both: take it out into the street and do peelouts on it with your truck for 2 reasons:


1) so i can laugh my ass off and go to sleep knowing that you destroyed over a thousand dollars so i can feel better about my financial problems

2) so you never have to deal with the problems of computer BS, internet problems, keeping track of things....... nothing. Be completely care-free of everything. While your at it, you should just quit your job too and then sleep out of your truck after it gets smacked by a street sweeper while doing burn outs with your car over your laptop..... maybe after all that you will feel a lot better.... i know i would.......... watching you ruin everything you have, including your life.......... NOW THAT, my friend... would be superbly ****ing STELLAR!

realkaps
02-03-2003, 02:05 AM
Back up all your **** on disks and bury that ****er......

realkaps
02-03-2003, 02:06 AM
I just got a visual of those three dudes beating the **** out of that copy machine on Office Space.....

astroboy
02-03-2003, 02:07 AM
send it to my address i could make good use of it

Purity
02-03-2003, 02:08 AM
curly- thank you. you are a true friend.

dogg- keep talking ****. i feel like cutting your throat and ****ing your neck.

kaps- you should be given the nobel peace prize.

Purity
02-03-2003, 02:09 AM
astro- i will send you the powder only if you promise to piss on it

Curly Howard
02-03-2003, 02:10 AM
http://www.horizoncommsales.com/hammer.jpg

http://www.psybermagus.ukf.net/images/bsoc.gif

http://images.ibsys.com/sh/images/technology/helpmenu/bsodsm.gif

DOGGx0
02-03-2003, 02:10 AM
Originally posted by kaps
I just got a visual of those three dudes beating the **** out of that copy machine on Office Space.....

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0151804/office1.jpg

realkaps
02-03-2003, 02:11 AM
Haha....

Purity
02-03-2003, 02:20 AM
it really wont set me back too much.

if i shatter this thing right now and buy a new one.....
well it'll only cost me a minimum of $60 a month. plus i'll get all brand new software and technology and ****ing crap.

i dunno. it is starting to become very justifiable and logical all of a sudden

Curly Howard
07-09-2003, 11:41 PM
well????

Tammy
07-09-2003, 11:44 PM
Get a desktop

handjobs4dollars
07-09-2003, 11:48 PM
http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/officespacebeatdown-BrokenLinux.gif

Purity
07-10-2003, 12:27 AM
LMAO!!!!!!
**** i don't even remember MAKING this thread!!! well i'm still typing on the same laptop :)