I got five quid to last me the weekend. Shall I spend it now and get some cans in or should I put it on the grand national tommorow?

I'm in two ****in minds so you cunts can decide for me...

I got five quid to last me the weekend. Shall I spend it now and get some cans in or should I put it on the grand national tommorow?

I'm in two ****in minds so you cunts can decide for me...

buy your boyfriend something nice.:kiss:

isn't there some way you could swing both????

buy your boyfriend something nice.:kiss:

Great idea. I say you spend it all on me, Hoff and treat me like a queen.

isn't there some way you could swing both????

Not really. I cant be arsed to go anywhere tonight (apart from the corner shop) and I gotta be at work tommorow so I aint got time to sort anything out... its either one or the other.

put it all on Billyvoddan 16-1 then buy booze with the winnings

Great idea. I say you spend it all on me, Hoff and treat me like a queen.

What would you like my darling? and bear in mind that I'm working with a strict budget here so I am.

What would you like my darling? and bear in mind that I'm working with a strict budget here so I am.

I can't rob you of some beer or the joy of winning some cash so just treat me to some extra special loving.

put it all on Billyvoddan 16-1 then buy booze with the winnings
I just checked William Hill and Billyvoddan is at 9/1 now jimmy...I'm thinking about putting me fiver on Graphic Approach who has been described as a lively o.utsider and is at 28/1.

I can't rob you of some beer or the joy of winning some cash so just treat me to some extra special loving.
Cheers darling. When I win we'll celebrate in style.

tomorrow?! ****.

the irish horses shall dominate tomorrow darlin, put it on an irish horse with the name beggining with K. trust me babes.

I'll bear that in mind southpaw when i'm at the bookies tommorow morning.

...and i know I'm a bit late southpaw me love but happy birthday. I'm gonna send you a wee gift in a moment.

I'll bear that in mind southpaw when i'm at the bookies tommorow morning.

...and i know I'm a bit late southpaw me love but happy birthday. I'm gonna send you a wee gift in a moment.

good man :kiss:

and trust me about the horse the ground is damp tomorrow and the small fast irish horses own all on that surface.

good man :kiss:

and trust me about the horse the ground is damp tomorrow and the small fast irish horses own all on that surface.

Will you be having a bet southpaw?

Will you be having a bet southpaw?

most likely just a fiver or so. I was foolish to bet against the irish last year, but not again.

Billyvoddan is around 16's now. i remember I had £10 on pappilon a few years back and he was leading before a Jockey less horse cut him off at a hurdle, If I knew that horses whereabouts even to this day I'd set the ****ing catman on him

Point Barrow Wins

Get on Hedgehunter and Billyvodden each way

Trust me ;) ...........IM A DOCTOR

Hoff if I ever hit the big one over here I'm gonna help lift you out of this situation you're in.

But at the moment I'm in a bad position myself regarding the $$$

Hoff if I ever hit the big one over here I'm gonna help lift you out of this situation you're in.

But at the moment I'm in a bad position myself regarding the $$$

Cheers Kayjay. You're a good bum boy so you are. I work a lot of hours so I aint really in that bad of a situation, its just that I dont manage my money very well and end up broke for a few days each month.

Cheers Kayjay. You're a good bum boy so you are. I work a lot of hours so I aint really in that bad of a situation, its just that I dont manage my money very well and end up broke for a few days each month.

I have the same problem Hoff. If I told everyone my salary and that I'm single, they would find it impossible that I'm broke for the last week of every month. But I've had devilish ways with my money.