Alls I hears in this joint is how happy everybody is in their current relationships. Now, I wanna hear from the schmoes like me who have had ****TY relationships in the past. We need to keep a balence here, so lets hear the horror stories people. I'll even start.

I was involved with a married woman for over a year, very much in love, until she told me she was pregnant. Then she told me it wasn't mine. Then she told me it was her husband's, who she was supposedly seperated from. I was furious, of course. Now I can't trust women at all, and although I'd like a girlfriend, I really just want to get laid and not have to deal with all the other ****.

So for any of you people who are looking to get involved with alcoholic, speed freaked, semi-married women, don't.

Lets hear some more horror stories peeps.

women are evil

I have decided i liek math girl and I would like ot make her my woman (or me her ***** whatever) buti am gettin confusing signals.

i need to sort it out.

vulgar stop taking those pills u cant spell

and hurry up and ask the math girl out while you have the chance.

squeeze read the oh man thread

it just ended at 4:55 am


man this whole thing is a horrid can of worms she started askin me about Erica and **** and then got dperessed about ti adn oh man jesus christ.

oh my typing also sucks cause my dorm is like 35 degrees .

man ur typing is always ****ty, you need to get off the drugs and drinking and slow down to about 40 keystrokes a minute

squeeze, that **** happened to me before man.i was ating this indonesian chick and i called to talk to her one day and her husband answered the phone.he was cool but she was pissed cause i wouldn't talk to her no more.believe that ****?

I have an ex-gf I refer to as "The Grinch", because one year, she stole my christmas.