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Kimura
02-01-2003, 10:08 PM
Which one of you blokes is gonna feed me vegemite and give me free housing when I vacation down under?

seldomTap
02-01-2003, 10:11 PM
I will have you around for a Dingo steak and koala burger!

When you thinking of coming down?

Kimura
02-01-2003, 10:14 PM
Damn, sounds tasty! Don't forget to invite Elvis Sinosic, astroboy, and the Jake.

seldomTap
02-01-2003, 10:16 PM
No problem...they all live on my street coincidentally!

Kimura
02-01-2003, 10:38 PM
Even Elvis?

seldomTap
02-01-2003, 10:43 PM
We share a back fence I believe...I often lose my ball in his backyard...he needs to mow his lawn more often

astroboy
02-01-2003, 10:55 PM
lol hahaha

just say when and where, elvis is in syd, seldom is adelaid, me and jake and arju are in melb

seldomTap
02-01-2003, 10:57 PM
Originally posted by astroboy
lol hahaha

just say when and where, elvis is in syd, seldom is adelaid, me and jake and arju are in melb

So we can all meet somewhere central...like Broken HIll and it is fair for everyone!

Kimura
02-01-2003, 11:01 PM
Which province has the hottest babes? I'm not visiting anyone who lives in a desert though. Astro, I'll get us so many babes, your ex-girlfriend will lie to you intentionally cause she won't be able to compete!

seldomTap
02-01-2003, 11:04 PM
Adelaide girls are pretty average to be honest...either too trashy and cheap, or too rich and stuck up.

The Gold Coast is a good spot for bikini models and the like with loose moral attitudes...nice girls!

Kimura
02-01-2003, 11:07 PM
So who lives near the Gold Coast?

seldomTap
02-01-2003, 11:11 PM
Conveniently no one...Elvis would be closest but is still about 8 or so hours away...I use to live near there for a while.

Kimura
02-01-2003, 11:18 PM
Everyone chip in and we'll all rent a suite! I want the Gold Coast's hottest babes there!

http://www.wlan.org.uk/gold-coast.jpg

http://www.fastdates.com/MeetModels/04JanellePerzina/Janelle01.T03Red.jpg

seldomTap
02-01-2003, 11:25 PM
Trust me...it isn't that hard to do either...a friend of mine who was seriously the ugliest dude I had ever met, got a fine lookin girly on the coast one time...he even took pics and we were all amazed he did it...but that is how it was

The Jake
02-02-2003, 06:30 PM
Gold Coast is awesome.

Tourist paradise. You could easily pick up there. Doesn't matter if you're hot or not. Plenty of hot chicks go there just to get away or for a sleazy holiday!

I haven't even started talking about schoolie's week.... hahahaha

- The Jake

The Jake
02-02-2003, 06:31 PM
In terms of native hot chicks, I'd say Melbourne is better than Sydney. Although Arju disagrees.... she did say the guys in Sydney are hotter than Melbourne (for the ladies out there looking to travel to Australia for a sleazy weekend).

- The Jake

seldomTap
02-02-2003, 06:59 PM
I prefer Sydney chicks over Melbourne also...but I don't really like Melbourne all that much, always seems dreary to me for some reason..

Kimura
02-02-2003, 07:38 PM
I prefer girls named Sydney over Melbourne.

http://www.efanguide.com/~alias/images/sydney/sydney14.jpg

seldomTap
02-02-2003, 08:40 PM
Ass!

Curly Howard
02-02-2003, 08:43 PM
Is it true that there is more women than men over there?

seldomTap
02-02-2003, 08:44 PM
Not sure...never counted!

Curly Howard
02-02-2003, 08:46 PM
well would you. I'll wait

seldomTap
02-02-2003, 08:56 PM
OK, if everyone stands still it should be easy enough

The Jake
02-02-2003, 09:08 PM
It's proven statistic that there are more women on the planet than there are men, so don't think that Australia is alone there mate!!!

- The Jake

seldomTap
02-02-2003, 09:42 PM
Who proved this Jake??? Have YOU counted them up??? What about in the thrid world where they shag like rabbits and are always bringing more kids into the world...who counts all them up?

The Jake
02-02-2003, 09:48 PM
Surveys have been done on this. I remember studying them in school and have seen them on the 'net.

- The Jake

seldomTap
02-02-2003, 09:50 PM
Riiight

The Jake
02-02-2003, 09:52 PM
PS: you got mail seldom.

- The Jake

handjobs4dollars
02-02-2003, 09:52 PM
Originally posted by seldomTap
Who proved this Jake??? Have YOU counted them up??? What about in the thrid world where they shag like rabbits and are always bringing more kids into the world...who counts all them up?

Isn't Australia one of those thrid world countrys.

seldomTap
02-02-2003, 10:04 PM
nice try, but we aren't a "thrid world countrys"...BTW I didn't realise Canada was so full of illiterates..

handjobs4dollars
02-02-2003, 10:06 PM
No, I'm the only illiterate one.

seldomTap
02-02-2003, 10:07 PM
Be proud young man