well i'm pretty sure kato and valerie will if they don't already.

ipecac is a syrup that you give babies if they accidently swallow poisen. ipecac makes you vomit more intense then any of you have probably ever experienced and it's only about $1.99 at the drugstore.

anyways i've noticed a lil "lunch theif" raiding our company fridge lately. i was expecting 3 tacos leftover from yesterday. instead i get 2 and one halfway eaten one in the fridge this afternoon.

why must i do this???
either way, Ipecac doesn't taste bad so they won't know what they're eating. i'm going to buy some more tacos to leave in the fridge for monday.
and when a certain employee has a massive vomit attack then i think we'll find our culprit.
why must it resort to this???

It's for the good of the company employees. That's why.

I nearly put laxatives in an employee's coffee when I found out he was responsible for hiding a muffin inside my PC.

- The Jake

Hahahahahaha......

i've done this before and it totally worked. i feel bad for it.










ok. enough of that. i feel better now

i'm not sure if it tastes the same but you can use castor oil for that also.
tell you what.they make a hot sauce called daves insanity sauce and they sell it at major grocery stores.you could put this **** under the fixings of the taco.it will really **** some one up you know.it is the hottest **** i have ever tasted.people tell me they have this or that sauce that is the hottest but it is never as harsh as daves.

me and my buddy gave a little dot of it to this one dude, he was an average size guy.he was sweating and laying on the couch throwing up into a garbage can.we had to call his wife to come get him cause he could not drive home.
just another option for you

Office treachery and theft is a ****ed thing...hope he throws his heart up

good lookin out ridge

no prob man.i only mention this because you could give him/her a ****ed taco with some real hot **** and make them burn their stomach and find out who the culprit is.you could then play the nice guy role with some this or that ****ed with the syrup that makes you puke.
it's a double whammy when you think about it

Ipecac Records is Mike Patton's recording label.

His band Tomahawk cuts records off of it.

Dave get with the program man. We're talking office pranks here... not music :)

I nearly stole an apple from the fridge the other day in desperation for more food... but I realised that is not right.

- The Jake

You are a genius!!!! I gotta try this