You ain't takin **** from nobody. **** that. Nuh uh. You're going out there to win tonight, and you ****ing know it.

I'm not even going to give you any **** about what happens if you lose, because there is no "if you lose". **** no there's not. Nuh uh. Daddy's goin out there tonight to kick ass and forget names, period. You're a wrecking machine. A mechanism of pain. You're mother****in Godzilla.

Remember not to plant your heels, and remember to ALWAYS plant the balls of your feet. Relax on your feet. Throw from the shoulder and hip, not from the bicep. JAB. ****ING JAB. There's not a man alive who wants to eat your jab, so imagine how many people would line up to eat your cross or uppercut. A big guy like you shouldn't have to go to the body right away, so DON'T DO IT RIGHT AWAY. Keep them at a distance, and if you find yourself in tight, THEN go to the body. Keep your shots tight, keep your energy levels high today. Drink red bull, not coffee. Shoot some ginseng. Stay acute. Stay focused. Don't think too hard about tonight. When you get in there, there's only one option... someone's gettin knocked the **** out, and it's not going to be you. You're a titan. You're ****ing Hercules. It's over. I pity the mother ****er who meets you when that bell rings.

I wanna hear about the weigh in. Where are you?

You should become a motivational speaker. Do you speak as well as you type?

I speak EXACTLY how I type. No bull****tin on that one. I get comments on it all the time from people I know in person and talk to on the net. They always say **** like "dude I could totally hear you saying what you just typed, hahahaha"

dave talks EXACTLY how he types.
I have said the same.... mother****er should be a motivational speaker.

Best of luck, Robert!!!

And yes, Dave speaks how he types.

Whip some azass bzob.

and i can vouch for the Hojak talk as well.

Damnit Bzob I'm ****ing jealouse of you. Nuthin beats a good night of fight'n. This is what people live for, for fighters nuthing else exists outside of tonight. It's all that matters. When you're walkin out to the the ring, the croud is bump'n, and you see the person that's willing to have their **** ****ed up, .. that's what life's about man. Just think how sweet it will be to have the reff raise your hand and see that sorry sack of **** that thought he could step up against you, laying on the mat twitchin like the lil ***** he's always been. **** the fans, **** the money, **** everyone that's watching and came to see you.. cuz they don't mean ****. All that matters is you, and your opponent, that's it. You're not fighting for anything else but to hear that little ***** moan and cry every time your hand hits his head and body. There's no greater reward than to hear your opponent cry like a *****, because he's yours and you own him. Hit him hard for me tonight. Show him that it was a stupid idea to step up against a real man like you.

I am here ****ers, I was resting watching K-1 knock out and We were champins. I just got out of the bath and I am about o eat.

High carbs bob high carbs, I wish I had a fight.

do not drink red bull in between rounds. you will cramp.

oh and take his ****in head off.

show him that fat white dudes hit like trucks.

Go Bob
Ur a ****ing warrior
U will not lose

aside from dave, i nominate Mr. Mighty Mouse as motivational speaker as well.

i will have these 2 guys ringside when i fight.
MOTI-****in-VATION

And still, not one ****in word about the weigh in.

Bob?

Check this dave http://www.globalmma.net/community/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4059

Thanks, Mel.

****...303 and not being the biggest guy there is crazy ****...

Americans love their steroids my friend... it's in all their meat I swear. I reckon I got larger just by eating and training there... and I don't mean just coz' of all the southern cooking either.

Ok, slight exaggeration.

But there is definately something odd considering the size of some of the Americans I've seen and met....

Bzob, how tall are you??

- The Jake

Bzob is a killing machine......

I got to go over there...I am ameasly 235 and don't look it...I need some steroid injected beef to make me big and strong!