View Full Version : Join the Big Ugly White Dude Club


Squezze
01-31-2003, 01:31 AM
Everybody on the Net seems to be all comfortable with their nice looks and tight bodies, but I say **** that. I'm a Big Ugly White Dude, and I'm PROUD DAMMIT~!

Come on! The rest of you Big Ugly White Dudes speak up! Lets hear it.

The Golden Bear
01-31-2003, 01:33 AM
i love my tits.

Squezze
01-31-2003, 01:33 AM
Originally posted by Blake
i love my tits.

I also love your tits.

realkaps
01-31-2003, 01:35 AM
My name is Kaps.

*Hi Kaps!*

And I am a big white dude.....

astroboy
01-31-2003, 02:19 AM
im big white and look good.... i dont have tits as i havnt gotten around to my fantasy sized DD inplants

Curly Howard
01-31-2003, 08:17 AM
I'm just ugly and white.....Its discrimination!!!!!!!

Kimura
01-31-2003, 08:19 AM
I sympathize with you guys even though I'm not white. There's a lot of white bashing going on these days; what's up with that?

handjobs4dollars
01-31-2003, 09:27 AM
Big ugly white dudes rule.

Curly Howard
01-31-2003, 09:35 AM
but you're blue

box_banger
01-31-2003, 09:37 AM
Im in.

Tha Playa
01-31-2003, 09:38 AM
I'm white and have been called dude

Tanner Rhoden
01-31-2003, 09:57 AM
I'm pretty

HockeyFighter
01-31-2003, 10:00 AM
Bad news for me. Kaila got glasses yesterday and she will now see how damn ugly I really am now. I guess I should just start looking for another girl right now.

Allison
01-31-2003, 10:00 AM
No. Just because have a slight tan doesnt automatically make you pretty.

VulgarTheClown
01-31-2003, 10:08 AM
I think i'm big and ugly but alot of girls say i'm not

Kimura
01-31-2003, 10:09 AM
That would just make him tanner.

Tanner Rhoden
01-31-2003, 10:11 AM
Originally posted by kimura
That would just make him tanner.


That made the most sense of anything you have ever said.

Kimura
01-31-2003, 10:16 AM
What? You actually understood that one? What the hell is going on here?

rigid
01-31-2003, 10:25 AM
i am an ugly mofo.people have seen pictures of me.they can vouch.

handjobs4dollars
01-31-2003, 10:26 AM
We should vote on who's the most ugly mofo on here.

Kimura
01-31-2003, 10:28 AM
I obviously couldn't be in it being as handsome as I am, but you guys have a lot of competition out there.

VulgarTheClown
01-31-2003, 10:48 AM
i am the ugliest no question

handjobs4dollars
01-31-2003, 10:52 AM
I'm blue that pretty messed-up.

Nuno
01-31-2003, 01:29 PM
Wow! I really cannot relate to this thread at all.

Vulgar has my vote. I saw the pic with him and Allison.

Aaron Bizarre
01-31-2003, 04:08 PM
im kinda short (5'10). Id have to just be ugly and white.

seldomTap
01-31-2003, 04:36 PM
I am uglier thaqn all you half baked uglies...you have lots to learn whenit comes to being a big, white ugly guy the lot of you.

Noobie
02-01-2003, 06:43 AM
I'm not white but I pretty sure I'm ugly. My mom says so.
5'6 and yellow. YAY!

Kimura
02-01-2003, 01:45 PM
Are you that yahoo games playing stoxagent dude?

LukeDothSucketh
02-01-2003, 02:43 PM
Me = Winner!

Mr. Beelzebub
02-01-2003, 04:35 PM
http://www.polar-bears-polar-bears.com/Polar%20Bear%203.jpg

I am not white...I am not big either...
I win...gracias.

The Ensanity
02-01-2003, 11:12 PM
Im not ugly or white

I need to lose a pound or two...

seldomTap
02-01-2003, 11:15 PM
I know this incredibly un politically correct of me Ensanity, but this club is for ugly white guys only!

You can park our cars or something if you like!?

*please all note large amount of sarcasm in this seemingly racist thread. no racial slur intended*

The Ensanity
02-01-2003, 11:17 PM
Originally posted by seldomTap
I know this incredibly un politically correct of me Ensanity, but this club is for ugly white guys only!

You can park our cars or something if you like!?
COME ON!!!


LET ME IN...


I can be big, white and ugly too

seldomTap
02-01-2003, 11:22 PM
I guess if Michael Jackson can become white...ok, come on in!

The Ensanity
02-01-2003, 11:26 PM
YEPPIE!!!!

seldomTap
02-01-2003, 11:31 PM
welcome aboard...now grab a beer and half a pig, sit back and watch your ass grow

The Ensanity
02-01-2003, 11:37 PM
Originally posted by seldomTap
welcome aboard...now grab a beer and half a pig, sit back and watch your ass grow


http://www.all-creatures.org/anex/pig-slaughter-17_small.jpg

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Travel/Pix/gallery/2002/01/25/beer.jpg

http://www.benshalfyard.com/images/dart_pig.gif

seldomTap
02-01-2003, 11:40 PM
That pig is the club insignia!

Big-g
02-02-2003, 12:35 AM
count me in boys....although i wouldent be to bad if a lost some weight,...ok alot of weight.

neils7147933
08-25-2005, 05:09 PM
Think you might update this for 2005 and make it your team? If so, I'm in...

PBDS
08-25-2005, 05:13 PM
...What a great bump this is with all the group stuff going down.

neils7147933
08-25-2005, 05:15 PM
...What a great bump this is with all the group stuff going down.
Squezze was ahead of his time...

{BrownBomber}
08-25-2005, 05:17 PM
how bout big, ugly and vainy?

Tony Blitz
08-25-2005, 05:22 PM
how bout big, ugly and vainy?
http://www.fametracker.com/media/hey_its_that_guy/gugliemi_noel.jpg
everytime I see your avatar I think of this guy

boxstarr
08-25-2005, 05:24 PM
im not big but ill join

{BrownBomber}
08-25-2005, 05:36 PM
http://www.fametracker.com/media/hey_its_that_guy/gugliemi_noel.jpg
everytime I see your avatar I think of this guyA holmes,what are you trying to say AAA?

AgonYx0
08-25-2005, 05:39 PM
hahhahahahaa

Squezze
08-26-2005, 09:08 AM
Squezze was ahead of his time...


Just call me a visionairy.

Mr. Beelzebub
08-26-2005, 09:42 AM
I feel left out.

The Missing Lin
08-26-2005, 10:31 AM
This sounds like a team for me! :D

7001
08-26-2005, 10:33 AM
This sounds like a team for me! :D
No your team would be the extremely fat and really ****ing ugly team. :D

Squezze
08-26-2005, 10:35 AM
As founder of this club, I demand that all it's members pay me membership dues. It can be in the form of cash, drugs or women. Thank-you.

The Missing Lin
08-26-2005, 10:54 AM
Dues? :confused: