View Full Version : We've got the ginge's on the run...


TheHoff!
04-03-2007, 01:07 PM
There's a program tonight on BBC3 at 9pm about the evil ginger bastards. One of them describes how he cant get a girlfriend and is ridiculed by society cause of his carrot top.

Good work lads! The anti ginge coalition is doing a fine job and progress has been swift.

Here is a description of the program (which is called **** off Im ginger btw):

26-year-old 'copper topped' comedian, Dan Wright, travels the length and breadth of the country to investigate the nationwide phenomenon of ginger phobia.

Dan Wright is a successful TV presenter and stand up comedian, but he can't get a girlfriend and he believes this is because he has ginger hair. This sad fact sparks Dan's investigation into how gingers suffer prejudice from the day they are born, throughout childhood, school and beyond. Indeed, Dan speaks of his own problems growing up ginger and meets other young victims of bullying.

Getting to the auburn root of the redhead issue, the programme will explore where the prejudice comes from and uncover some of the horror stories faced by redheads across the country. As well as meeting those from the world of fashion and advertising to discuss ginger prejudice, Dan also meets TV soap stars Charlie Clemence (Bradley from Eastenders) and Jenny McAlpine (Fizz from Corrie) to talk about their different experiences of being ginger.

Dont forget to watch it lads...

Southpaw Stinger
04-03-2007, 01:09 PM
**** that. I'm watching life on mars.

TheHoff!
04-03-2007, 01:13 PM
**** that. I'm watching life on mars.

A friend of mine keeps telling me to watch life on mars but i never have done. Is it good Southpaw?

Southpaw Stinger
04-03-2007, 01:16 PM
A friend of mine keeps telling me to watch life on mars but i never have done. Is it good Southpaw?


tis the greatest show crafted by limey hands so it is. I think you would find the Gene Hunt character very appealing babes. Although it's the last two episodes now so if you haven't already seen it don't bother starting now. stick to your carrot tops and I will stick to my 70's cops.

TheHoff!
04-03-2007, 01:18 PM
tis the greatest show crafted by limey hands so it is. I think you would find the Gene Hunt character very appealing babes. Although it's the last two episodes now so if you haven't already seen it don't bother starting now. stick to your carrot tops and I will stick to my 70's cops.

I might buy a box set of the first series then. I've heard a lot of good cunting things about these bleeding 70s cops. Sounds like a right decent program.

kayjay
04-03-2007, 01:19 PM
Hey Hoff did you happen to catch the clip of Scholes scoring this weekend?

Southpaw Stinger
04-03-2007, 01:20 PM
I might buy a box set of the first series then. I've heard a lot of good cunting things about these bleeding 70s cops. Sounds like a right decent program.

Indeed babes. It has southpaw's approval so it does.

TheHoff!
04-03-2007, 01:39 PM
Hey Hoff did you happen to catch the clip of Scholes scoring this weekend?

Yeah, quality goal so it was.

My beloved Villa are interested in signing a ginge. Steve Sidwell to be precise..he's a decent player.

kayjay
04-03-2007, 01:53 PM
So you're not against having a ginge in the lineup?

TheHoff!
04-03-2007, 02:04 PM
So you're not against having a ginge in the lineup?

It would be against my personal beliefs but to be quite frank with yer kaygay, I've been bloody impressed with Steve Sidwell so I have and my Villa need a player like him in midfield.

The last time we had a ginge in the side it didnt turn out well though. Tommy Johnson was his name and the cunt was so nervous that he threw up on the pitch in quite a few games. After he left us he went to laddie's team and did a better job for them i think.

Jimmy The Gent
04-03-2007, 02:48 PM
You watch last week's life on mars southpaw? That woman in the episode would get it hard

Southpaw Stinger
04-03-2007, 03:07 PM
You watch last week's life on mars southpaw? That woman in the episode would get it hard


**** yeah :hitit:

platinummatt!
04-03-2007, 07:50 PM
The ginger things on now! bbc 3 woman said

brunette with little penis > ginger with big penis.

baya
04-03-2007, 07:55 PM
you know, i'm on board with this anti-ginger movement, it's a real problem and hold's comedic value!

kudos to the brains behind the good fight!

I_AM_HE
04-03-2007, 07:56 PM
yeah most read heads have larger penis its a ressive gene they also have a little higher IQ and more violent

RonRoss
04-03-2007, 08:20 PM
you should do a dance like this

http://www.hoffgallery.com/albums/userpics/10001/HoffHammerTime.gif

Southpaw Stinger
04-03-2007, 08:50 PM
Women like tall dark haired men! wa hoo!

I learned a lot from that show about genetics etc. It seems I have a high possibility of having ginger kids as both my grandparents were ginger Irish peeps so it's in me blood so it is. If it should happen I could either drown them or turn them into tough athletic specimens and send them abroud where they will be popular.

I_AM_HE
04-03-2007, 08:51 PM
kay jay will England make it to eruo 2008?

Oasis_Lad
04-04-2007, 04:39 AM
It would be against my personal beliefs but to be quite frank with yer kaygay, I've been bloody impressed with Steve Sidwell so I have and my Villa need a player like him in midfield.

The last time we had a ginge in the side it didnt turn out well though. Tommy Johnson was his name and the cunt was so nervous that he threw up on the pitch in quite a few games. After he left us he went to laddie's team and did a better job for them i think.

He was just as bad for us. The poor bugger just had no confidence in front of goal.

OptimusWolf
04-04-2007, 05:29 AM
Does the recessive gene thing mean that ginger's are dying out? If so then your coallition is a bit superfluous right? Actually you'd have thought that natural selection would do the trick anyway.

I'm a redhead and my dad has jet black hair, mom blonde. The only sign that I'm not the milkman's is my dad's formerly red beard. So if any of you guys have reddish stubble, be careful, you might be campaigning against your kid....

On a serious note, being ginger makes ****all difference in life, unless you've got nothing else going for you. And even if fat british girls don't want a bit of carrot-love, go to Spain or Japan, both places where Ginge gets minge from what I've heard.

Southpaw Stinger
04-04-2007, 08:15 AM
Does the recessive gene thing mean that ginger's are dying out? If so then your coallition is a bit superfluous right? Actually you'd have thought that natural selection would do the trick anyway.

I'm a redhead and my dad has jet black hair, mom blonde. The only sign that I'm not the milkman's is my dad's formerly red beard. So if any of you guys have reddish stubble, be careful, you might be campaigning against your kid....

On a serious note, being ginger makes ****all difference in life, unless you've got nothing else going for you. And even if fat british girls don't want a bit of carrot-love, go to Spain or Japan, both places where Ginge gets minge from what I've heard.

how do you do with that ladies wolfy? you must get your fair since you haven't yet gone abroad.

platinummatt!
04-04-2007, 08:51 AM
Apparently the gingers are not dying out.

Also theyre better at getting vitamin D, which is why they burn so easily.

But they suck.

kayjay
04-04-2007, 09:01 AM
Apparently the gingers are not dying out.

Also theyre better at getting vitamin D, which is why they burn so easily.

But they suck.

Truant.....

Tuggers1986
04-04-2007, 09:05 AM
i need filling in on the ginge scenario. ive been away for a few weeks

MickyHatton
04-04-2007, 12:33 PM
i need filling in on the ginge scenario. ive been away for a few weeks

Tuggers, in them hills, Gingers thousands of em!!!

MickyHatton
04-04-2007, 12:33 PM
Tuggers, in them hills, Gingers thousands of em!!!

Sorry!!! I have a thing about the film Zulu!

Jimmy The Gent
04-04-2007, 01:00 PM
My dad mentions that film on a daily basis

OptimusWolf
04-04-2007, 05:00 PM
I do alright, but then I've got a lot of other things going for me (without sounding too Naz-fanny about it). I'm not saying there aren't some girls that would say no purely on hair colour, in a club you can't really tell, and the girls I've tended to mix with (university educated, non scally) have not been bothered a bit.

Man there are so many ways of getting into a girls pants and her heart that I'm not worried even now my ginger locks are receding......

PS Actually I reckon short guys have a harder time with girls - a lot would never date someone shorter than them, and many like a big'un so to speak...

Jim_Davis
04-04-2007, 06:14 PM
It's not all about looks but in a nightclub it is.