View Full Version : Can you trust lawyers ....


ArjukanpoKarate
01-29-2003, 08:04 PM
A Mafia Godfather finds out that one of his underlings has swindled from him ten million bucks. This underling happens to be deaf, so the Godfather brings along his lawyer, who knows sign language. The Godfather asks the underling, "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The lawyer, using sign language, asks the underling where the 10 million dollars is hidden. The underling signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about." That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the underling's temple, ****s it and says, "Ask him again!" The lawyer signs to the underling, "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!" The underling signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!" The Godfather asks the attorney, "Well, what'd he say?" The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."

The Ensanity
01-29-2003, 09:29 PM
hahahaahhaahahahahahaaahahah

HockeyFighter
01-29-2003, 09:33 PM
Muhahahaha

handjobs4dollars
01-29-2003, 09:34 PM
If I break the law that's the guy I want on my side. One smart mother ****er.

astroboy
01-29-2003, 10:16 PM
wow you translated all that from sign language and italian

your awesome

;)

ArjukanpoKarate
01-30-2003, 01:40 AM
I know, Thank you, Thank you very much. ;)

realkaps
01-30-2003, 01:50 AM
I seen the punchline coming a mile away.....

HockeyFighter
01-30-2003, 11:25 AM
Yes but still