Was your double on a football pitch or in the Hoff's bedroom? The word 'score' is just too ambiguous these days.

Bumcorn!!!!

I am a sick footballer. If I never had this injury and played in a team as a kid a bit longer I could have been something special (not that I'm not now). I love football though.

The latter.

Naz if you're so good at football how come you can't tell the difference between a Lampard and a Gerrard?

Are you a Chelsea supprter? If so then it explains . . . .

Naz if you're so good at football how come you can't tell the difference between a Lampard and a Gerrard?

Are you a Chelsea supprter? If so then it explains . . . .

He lives in London and didn't know that Neasden existed (Which is a well known part of London).. he has gonorrhea on the brain.

Hahaha, ive been gone for a couple of weeks and first nas_fan post i read is about how SICK he is/was at football before he got injured. The guys a complete legend.

And dont know what ive missed but we all know Gerrard ****s all over Lampard. Finally he got dropped for England and look how well Gerrard played without fat Frank in the way

Oasis are you the one who said Kaka's had an amazing season?

He lives in London and didn't know that Neasden existed (Which is a well known part of London).. he has gonorrhea on the brain.

LOL Shanus you are not from London so do everyone a favour and shut the **** up. You live in the land of the sheep shaggers where you have one main city (cardiff) and the rest of your country is full of farms and cottages. I didnt know what part of London Neasden was in. So what!?!? There's loads towns in London I dont know situated. You have some gay obsession over me and where I live its ****in creepy.

And I dont think Lampard is a BETTER player than Gerrard I'm just trying to prove a point that Lampard could have done what Gerrard done the other night against Andorra. Everyone says Lampard has always been **** for England...Do any of you actually remember Euro 2004? Lampard scored some crucial goals. He scored that goal against France (I think) but because we lost everyone forgot...He also kept us in against Portugal but because we went on to lose everybody forgot his efforts.