If it wasn't for the guys telling me:

"If you're so funny, then go do stand up ****face!"

"If you have a successful business, how come you are on here all the time, scumbag!"

"You're a loser for being on here all the time arguing on the internet like a retard!"

Because of you guys, I made quite a few changes in my life and am much happier for it. Thanks all of you ass ****ers!

Someone motivate me by saying:

"You're such a loser, you couldn't even bang my mom!"

Telling you that you couldn't bang my mom would be giving you too much credit. I think you'd have a hard time chasing my dog around with your pants around your ankles. That's more "your level."

Why does RyDong have such hatred for me. Is he 8th Degree Saperstein?

****in money......

I like global. It makes me feel ood.

Kinda like crack....

MMOOONNNEEEEYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!