Anyone watch it?

I am going to be sending in my performance from Stand Up NY to compete there.

Hopefully I will get on and then bad me a Spokesmodel while i'm at it.

i'd watch it if you were on.

I'll tell you if I get on and when to watch obviously LSG. I think I have a very good chance because I am distinctive. Young, intelligent, sexy stand up comic. The comics so far are not easy on the eyes.

I think you guys can vouch for my humor!

If dopey Tony would ever send me a t-shirt I would wear it, but probably better he didn't since people will not focus on my act but rather what the F is that on his shirt!

How do you find room to be funny when 99% of your body is made up of *******?

Originally posted by lil'surfer girl
How do you find room to be funny when 99% of your body is made up of *******?

Vicious.

<golf clap>

Hmmm, what the F just happenned. LSG turned on me like a rabid dog! PMS possibly.

Originally posted by Money
Hmmm, what the F just happenned. LSG turned on me like a rabid dog! PMS possibly.

I hope this isn't a sample of your comedic genius.

Sorry money, you bring out the tiger in me.

Originally posted by RyDawg
I hope this isn't a sample of your comedic genius.

RyDouche:

It isn't. I don't believe in cheap jokes like that last one. I use intelligent well thought out humor with segway. Tru Dat!

the best comic in NY ===> http://www.eatabullet.com/

Originally posted by Money
RyDouche:

It isn't. I don't believe in cheap jokes like that last one. I use intelligent well thought out humor with segway. Tru Dat!

I'm confused. Douche doesn't rhyme with "dawg," nor can I find any direct connotations. I mean, their only direct relationship is that they both start with "D." I hope this isn't the pinnacle of your wit.

Jim Norton looks like a psycho! I am the best comic in NYC...

Rydouche:

I keep my humor simple for morons like you. If you want my political views go to www.meetthepress.com.

You reek of "internet troll," not "successful comedian."

Au contraire RyDong! REad my other post about you guys motivating me to be a successful comic!

Been there, done that.

RyDong..... LMFAO.

Money finds a name for everyone. I would'nt call him an internet troll Ry, cause he is far from one. He is seriously one of the funniest mother****ers i have encountered.

I had my time with Money and I will admit.... we had verbal battles... mine were more of **** talking, his were more of making fun of me. :lol1:

btw, Money.... i erased that ****in PM... send me an addy for that shirt again..... they are almost ready foo (and this does not apply to everyone, so do not PM me or start threads asking for a ****ing shirt cause guess what?????........ i ain't gonna give you one! *****es!)