Hesatool just posted this on sherdog and I thought it was hilarious..

http://members.shaw.ca/wpgclan/whatyouare.htm

So, what are you?

I am "busty pin-up model who loves to flick huskies"

I am a BUFF lizardman who loves to **** toilets.....

I am a delicious butt who loves to grow birds.

Ghey.

I am a mastrubating golath who likes to suck hot *****es!

I id it again have to share that I am a pathetic manwhore who loves to sluuuup lizards.

I'm a masturbating stud magnet who loves to hail mary dildos.

malignant chick magnet that loves to infect blow up dolls

I am a underhung **** star who loves to stroke mufflers lol

HAHAHAHA

IM a

VERY LARGE, Behemoth

Who loves to

Discover Women

LOL

I'm a punctual sea captain who loves to **** lanterns. Arr, me matey!

Godly behemoth who loves to shrink lions

I am a busty Titan that loves to Infutrate dinasaurs

im a foxy felcher who loves to grope hooters.

I'm a slam-dancing peck who loves to fatten horses.

I am a strong penis who loves to whallop werewolves.
and a
Titanic Lobster who loves to orally exlplore coke junkies.

hahahaha

I'm the man who crashed almonds in the air with his adamantium ****...

I'm a ****ing hot lizardman who loves to climb ears.

I am a ****en hot fruitcake who loves to locate vibrators

I'm a Monsterous river *** who likes to discover birds.

I'm a titanic hoohc who likes to dejuice dildo's

Im a tiny raver *** who loves to corner monster ****s


Jesus. Miss Cleo aint got nuthin on this thing.

Perhaps it's too late in the evening but my just says "You are a" **** "who likes to" ****

Doesn't matter what I click on, nothing happens.

Gman is right. This is ghey.

- The Jake

i am a Toe Sucking Midget who loves to Fist **** Wile E. Coyote

I have heard that is at least half right Dogg...

I am a masterbating clown that love to lick giant tits