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Curly Howard
01-29-2003, 01:46 AM
Building a case for war against Austranada, President Bush said Tuesday night he has fresh evidence that GMAN seeks to "dominate, intimidate or attack" with weapons of sticks & rocks that he could share with terrorist allies. He pledged to "fight with the full force and might of the United States military," if necessary, to disarm Austranada. "A future lived at the mercy of terrible threats is no peace at all," Bush said in a State of the Union address delivered before Congress and broadcast live around the world......

realkaps
01-29-2003, 01:48 AM
They are armed with Boomarangs covered with mapel sirup and there calvery is made up of guys riding kangaroos with hockeysticks in there hands.....

handjobs4dollars
01-29-2003, 01:51 AM
I am not the leader of Austranada, I am just minster of **** and drinking that is all. My view on america are my own and do not reflect the other fine country men of Austranada.

Curly Howard
01-29-2003, 01:53 AM
and dingos pulling sleds throwing giant cans of heineken.

realkaps
01-29-2003, 01:58 AM
I think you mean Fosters.....

Curly Howard
01-29-2003, 01:59 AM
see it was a cross between the two.......ah never mind

LukeDothSucketh
01-29-2003, 12:08 PM
We should imply beer sanctions on you, you're stuck with your watered down crap now! Muhahaa

Bzob
01-29-2003, 12:34 PM
We still have liquer, we do not need your beer