how many of you here are "managers"?

well here's a giant
FUH-Q
if you are.

**** off. we don't need you. your kind is USELESS.

you all come into our companies and conive the ceo's and presidents that you gonna increase productivity, company morale, and overall profits

**** YOU!!

you draw all these bull**** plans, never carry them out, act all motivated, and WASTE OUR ****ING TIME. and you all have one thing in common too, you're all dirt ****ing broke yourselves!!!

ever wonder why your type is the 1st to go when lay-offs hit??? cause you're ****ING USELESS. we keep the ****ing janitors and stoned warehouse junkies before you ****sacks.

i'm sorry but i'm a lil frustrated. and i can't wait for Bobby Productivity to come at me with some new rules and regulations on how i'm gonna do my job.

**** YOU!!!

agreed.

**** YOU!

saaaaaayyy,

howz ol' tommy boy doin dogg?

Well said.

I am a magager at Sbarro's pizza

I just got a trophy for bringing labor down to 20%... plus i am nice and dont make stupid goals

well, sard, do you try to encourage fellow employees to create a better teamwork environment in order to increase overall productivity?

yeah, but not to increase teamwork... They all hate eachother and my goal right now is to make it a peaceful place for me, lol...

inter-office teamwork=hell

Originally posted by Purity
saaaaaayyy,

howz ol' tommy boy doin dogg?

this punk, sissy, wannabe is trying to make me want to quit. I don't think they are gonna let me go. They just have this ****in ****** on my ass like a fly on ****!

and btw, **** you for brining it up. good day, sir.

Originally posted by Purity
well, sard, do you try to encourage fellow employees to create a better teamwork environment in order to increase overall productivity?

Boss: you're not a team player Curly
Me: It would be easier if work was a contact sport.
Boss: I worry about you.

gotta love inter office politics huh

i don't say much at work. just **** like "i bet i could get a clean shot from that window" or "where did that damn chicken go?"
people leave me alone now.

its times like this I am glad I don't work in an office.

It's a juggling act.

If the management are totally out of touch with the proliteriat then I can see that this being a big issue.

If the management structure is so bloated that there are too many chiefs and not enough indians then I can see an issue.

If they repeatedly hold meetings to discuss things and wasting time talking rather than doing, then I can see a problem.

Like this company here. At least my department kicks ass. :)

- The Jake

DO what i do ..... grab the nearest computer monitor

My answer is to openly challenge everything that management puts forward and make others ask questions...the good part is I am a senior guy in my team right now and they won't let me go cause I know too much and train new people...the fools

how do you openly challenge stuff and make others ask questions seldom?

By a carefully thought out and prepared routine of saying "How is that going to help the business?" or "Why change this when it is working fine?" at team meetings. Coupled with my lunchtime discussions with fellow employees, spreading the seed of doubt and distrust in the powers that be, I am bringing this place down from the inside...

We have team meetings every week, and each week there is a change to a perfectly good process bought up that is going to occur. If I don't agree wi it, I generally say "Why? The current way works, we all know it, the clients are happy...why rock the boat?" Things like that

this is all too funny.
purity i could totally see where u are comming from in that u bust ur ass for as along as YOU want to. ur not a clock puncher. so really as long as u do ur job they should stfu!!
but when u are working with people that u HAVE TO be a team with, its better if u have good communcation and sence of good team work. helps the day go by nicer.
seldom i also believe in not ****ing with something that works.

Napol, you can come work in my company when I create it...what we will do, I am unsure...what we will sell, is a mystery...but we will have good processes that won't change for no bastard and a team that will always now how to get along...and if not, there will be a ring in the car park

hell ya!!! and ive already got the busines picked out. see its all ****!! we open a live cam site, inside out strip club "the BLUE BALL", and connescted with our adult SUPERSTORE!!

it will be the size of a costco :-). it will be open 24hrs a day year round... except for christmas.

I like your initiative...lets run with that

This is why Seldom is leading my chimp armies to world domination.

His working is the proving ground. After all, he trains and works with chimps already!

- The Jake

Exactly...I have a great pic of my workplace, but is too big to attach and is on my PC...I have great experience with chimps

Can't you zip it and email it to me?

- The Jake

PM your email address you are using these days? Is it the same as before or a different one?

You got mail mate. Same work email address since you're asking...

- The Jake

Did you send it to my work or hotmail one?

WORK!

I'm at home now :(

- The Jake

Didn't get it....something is very strange here...we had an outage where nothing was up for about an hour or so just before..except the net...could get it by friday at this rate

That SQL virus is floating around. I've had several problems emailing your company lately.... :(

Armbar your system administrator for me.

- The Jake

Consider it done!

We were ****ed over by that over weekend...was very entertaining

Incompetence is no excuse. He is paid to keep up to date.

I got the Cashflow boardgame today duuude!

- The Jake

Good idea...that should be a pretty good tool to help you guys work out this cash earning caper...I kick ass at Pictionary, but other than that, I am hopeless

Originally posted by seldomTap
Good idea...that should be a pretty good tool to help you guys work out this cash earning caper...I kick ass at Pictionary, but other than that, I am hopeless

LOL - where's Magic Man? How come he doesn't post here?

On two yellow cards, I get the impression he's not exactly WELCOME at Sherdog these days....

- The Jake

He kinda took himself opff the boards for a patch...he was in the gym a lot apparently, I haven't seen the rodent for a while, but he says he has grown. he does post here occassionally, but he is back ot sherdogs posting all manner of **** at the moment...stuff like "have you ever hugged a girl, but popped a boner and she felt it?"...he is a visionary...I should call him so we can roll on friday...I need to beat someone