i had this discussion a while back with mahatma petey.

jason vorheese needs to get some *****. now i don't condone killing and i certainly don't condone rape....
but if this guy is going to bury a meat cleaver 5 inches deep in some hot slut's skull......why can't he get a lil action 1st??

now i know it's ****ed up to **** a girl without her consent but it's ALSO ****ed up to kill a girl without her consent.

it's wrong to rape but i don't she'll be carrying about that too much once she's laying there dead after a machette just sliced throuh her neck. so realistically, in the end......NO FURTHER HARM IS DONE.

now pay attention ****slaps:
it seems ****ed up on the surface but if the guy can get some of those urges out then maybe he wouldn't kill so many ****in people all the time. or at least if he did, he could do it more humane.....you know, like shoot someone with a tranquilizer dart and then make em breath some methane gas once they're asleep. they'da never felt or known a thing.
MAYBE he would just stay dead for once.

but this guy has some ****ed up issues and i propose that the producers give him a piece of ass.

now i'm going to back to do some serious professional office work.

Even chucky got a bride.

and shrek too

maybe Freddie will hook him up when they do there movie together.

I just locked my door....

well shrek was nice from the start so he doesn't count bzob.

but CHUCKY!! ahhhhhhhh. yes now there is one happily dead little ****!!
won't be seeing any more of him.

Originally posted by lil'surfer girl
I just locked my door....

don't worry lsg. you're smart, charming, and witty. your kind never dies. you may get a lil banged up but your survival rate is at a comfortable 100%.

now ****ers like hockeyfighter, curly, and dogg.....dead as doorknobs.

Probably had more to do with the movie sucking than him getting some.

I'm very disturbed by this thread. I'm popping a Tylenol PM with rum, and going to sleep. When I wake up, I will realize that this is all a dream.

I think Jason's dick has just rotted off, all that time spent dead with those maggots.

Fankenstein had a bride too

no way prime. in one of the last ones he speared some whore right through her back. and THEN he split her ENTIRE BODY IN HALF by lifting the spear all the way up and out her head.

now that takes some serious ****in strenght my man. nope, he may look corroded but he's alive and kicken.

Originally posted by Purity
don't worry lsg. you're smart, charming, and witty. your kind never dies. you may get a lil banged up but your survival rate is at a comfortable 100%.

now ****ers like hockeyfighter, curly, and dogg.....dead as doorknobs.


yeah she'll be the cute girl that lives to tell the tale and i would be the smart ass white guy who makes it to the end and gets killed in the final scene.

Originally posted by Azn
I'm very disturbed by this thread.

now talk about yer satisfaction of a job well done
:) :crazy2: :) :crazy2:

But think about how his actual body looks, he's almost completly decayed. I think his strength is just another attirbute like his immortality. Dude's dick is either gone or looks like it's been in a meat grinder.

well if it's got that meat grinder effect then you know that'll just add to the ribbed pleasure.

hell! damn gashes might actually start to ENJOY the experience before they go.

LMAO!!! Ribbed for your final pleasure.

didn't he get fixed up in Jason X?

Originally posted by Curly Howard
didn't he get fixed up in Jason X?
i've been trying to forget that that movie existed.

that movie was funny....way better that the last Halloween.

only problem is he will enjoy the rape so much that he will stop killing.now, if he rapes her then kills her, i guess in a round about way like you said, no more harm done than just killing her.BUT, what if he stops killing.?then you got these little sweeties running around that was raped by jason ****in vorhees.i see a few problems with that.
1 is sometimes chicks freak out years after they were raped so you can pretty much garauntee that a chick that was raped buy a dead dude with a hockey mask, a meat cleaver, and a cheese grater dick is sure to freak out herself.that leads to her killing people and we don't need another murderer around.
now the second and most important is some girls lock it inside and never tell.so some sauve debonaire mofo like me or yourself comes along and spits all kinds of game to this little baby doll, take her back home, **** her, drop down and tickle the taco with the tounge, **** like that then you find out she was raped(so you could say she ****ed)jason vorhees.that pretty much means that you ****ed him to and since you tickled the *****, you tasted jasons fick.THAT IS A PROBLEM......

i say no sex for jason.just killing is fine

fick=dick

I would so kick Jason's no ***** getting ass. He can bring his **** any time. Now Mike Myers...there is a bad ass mother ****er

You have got to be kidding Hockey, Myers kill count is no where near Jason's.......

Hahahahaha. I laugh at you. Body count means ****. Myers has more brains than any other killer. Plus add in the fact that Mike CAN'T ****ING DIE!!!! And you got the baddest of the bad. In Halloween 6 you clearly learn that Myers cannot die until he kills his entire family. It's all in the legend of torn.

I cant stand the Halloween movies anyway, they all suck.....

Freddie vs. Jason will own the horror world

Nothing beats Hell Raiser.....

Maybe he had a problem with chicks making fun of him in high school?

- The Jake

Originally posted by kaps
Nothing beats Hell Raiser.....

i call bull**** on that one. i mean this ****ing guy just makes blades and ****es appear outta thin air and just fly through people. i real killer gets his hands dirty.

what the **** is wrong with u people

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
Myers has more brains than any other killer.

Oh man. Freddy Kreuger, Pinhead, Chucky to name a few. The only big serial killer guy that Myers MIGHT be smarter than is Jason. No way does he have more brains than any other killer.

mike is smarter cause he doesn't try to hard

I'm sitting here in my room, in total darkness, nothing but the light from my monitor.. and I'm reading this. *Halloween theme playing in the background*

Originally posted by Purity
mike is smarter cause he doesn't try to hard
Exactly. He never runs. Mike just walks around and kills people. Never puts too much effort into it. He is the lazy mans killer. And I am a lazy man.

And he has a cool mask...all Freddy had was multiple 3rd degree burns

Yeah, like what the **** was that. Didn't scare me. Now a murderer in a plain white generic mask...scary as ****.