View Full Version : Here's why your city sucks ASS....


Purity
01-27-2003, 12:48 PM
because it's not located in southern california.

argue if you want but understand that your meek arguements only further the fact that your city sucks ass.



*this obviously doesn't apply to anyone already blessed with a southern cali residence

Allison
01-27-2003, 12:50 PM
So this guy named Hickory just walked in my office......

GhosT^x0
01-27-2003, 12:50 PM
hahahahaha

Sucks to be a Raiders fan today.

Big_Papa
01-27-2003, 12:52 PM
true.

lil'surfer girl
01-27-2003, 12:52 PM
sucks to be a Raiders fan, period.

RyDawg
01-27-2003, 12:56 PM
Go Lions! Woot!

Sardaukar
01-27-2003, 12:57 PM
This is where I live...
http://photosflorida.com/images/aerial/aerial%20photo%20destin%20holiday%20isle2.jpg

Good to be a Bucs fan!!:fu:

LukeDothSucketh
01-27-2003, 12:58 PM
Bucs own.

The Mouse
01-27-2003, 12:59 PM
**** football.

Los Angeles, Southern Cali, 310 *****es. life till death.

DOGGx0
01-27-2003, 12:59 PM
tony- agreed

the rest of you- **** YOU!

Bzob
01-27-2003, 01:00 PM
Lons-superbowl champs of 2004

Sardaukar
01-27-2003, 01:01 PM
Cali sucks.. I use to live there.. VERY over-rated

realkaps
01-27-2003, 01:03 PM
Northern Cali. Represent 209....

The Mouse
01-27-2003, 01:04 PM
Football can blow me sideways and swollow.

LA is where the real men are at. That's why a majority of the best fighters in the world, train in LOS ANGELES. Love live'n here. It's better than all you hill-billy-hicks in boon-town, you 90210 fake *****es in preppy-ville, and the rest of you posers claming to have pride for a home-town that tries to be like Los Angeles, but never will.

Sardaukar
01-27-2003, 01:08 PM
Matt, The was the gayest **** I have ever heard...

LukeDothSucketh
01-27-2003, 01:16 PM
I like in Canada, where the real lumberjacks are at. We cut trees like butter *****es, representin yo, cause you know I be all up in dat.

The Mouse
01-27-2003, 01:16 PM
Blow me *****, I could give a **** how u you view my ****.

Sardaukar
01-27-2003, 01:17 PM
Toche'

Waylander
01-27-2003, 01:20 PM
Maybe when you get done dodging mud slides, and trying to put fires out, keeping **** from hitting on you, and sulking over the raping Tampa gave your raiders, you would like to purchase some electricity from us?

The Mouse
01-27-2003, 01:20 PM
Toche'

nO, see.. when I said i dont give a ****, i meant it, lol.. I had way to much *****, and weed this weekend to give a **** about criticism from ******s.

you know i love u, but dont **** with me.:lovers:

Sardaukar
01-27-2003, 01:23 PM
good god man..!! it will be okay.. just take a nap brotha

Purity
01-27-2003, 01:26 PM
folks, please excuse sard and waylander. they are in denial. do not panic. it will pass.

RyDawg
01-27-2003, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by Waylander
Maybe when you get done dodging mud slides, and trying to put fires out, keeping **** from hitting on you, and sulking over the raping Tampa gave your raiders, you would like to purchase some electricity from us?

This was like one of those instances where the bell has already rung, but the blows keep raining down without abandon.

Sardaukar
01-27-2003, 01:39 PM
To those that fell threatend by us that think Cali is over-rated, please check out Rigids thread about pills... He has a Lithiam on sell... buy 2 and get 1 free

lil'surfer girl
01-27-2003, 01:41 PM
That thread mysteriously disappeared....

Purity
01-27-2003, 01:42 PM
to those who feel that your city is better than a cali city,

please pinch yourself on the wrist. it may not hurt at first. keep doing it. eventually you will gain your senses. congrats and welcome to the real world.

Sardaukar
01-27-2003, 01:44 PM
Hey LSG.. A/S/L? hehehe

Waylander
01-27-2003, 01:46 PM
I am glad you are happy where you live purity, to each his own. Knoxvilles not the most happening place, but its big enough to keep me busy, and small enough to not worry about a guy pinching my ass in line for popcorn or getting shot by wannabes.

Sardaukar
01-27-2003, 01:48 PM
I was just kidding, Cali is pimp.. I use to live in napa back in the day.. I miss it, but I prefer Fla..

Purity
01-27-2003, 02:00 PM
i'm just ****in w/ you all. as brandon said, to each his own. but when i wrote this thread i was wigged out on 4 cups of strong ass coffee and had the sudden urge.

carry on.

Allison
01-27-2003, 02:03 PM
I have a Hickory tree behind my apartment.

Purity
01-27-2003, 02:03 PM
btw sard,

napa valley ****in RULES. they got a bunch of wine. i went there when i was like 15 with my buddy mikey and i got hit by a car while we were skateboarding. getting hit by a car totally rules if you get hit the right way. i've been hit 4 times and lucked out everytime.
it's ****ing stellar when you get tossed up on the windsheild, not that hurt, and the driver just feels like committing suicide.
the 1st time i got hit, my stepdad beat the **** outta the driver. all because i faked crying to get some ****ing sympathy.
sympathy rules too!!!

Purity
01-27-2003, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by Allison
I have a Hickory tree behind my apartment.

oh really? is it next to the ALIgator?

The Ensanity
01-27-2003, 02:09 PM
323...*****ES

Check the location

Allison
01-27-2003, 02:10 PM
Allison-2

Tony Ethan-1

Purity
01-27-2003, 02:14 PM
Ethan???
bwahahahahahah!!! keep tryin woman.

your 2= same material. keep tryin woman.

lil'surfer girl
01-27-2003, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by Sardaukar
Hey LSG.. A/S/L? hehehe

what does this mean?
Iam assuming it is some computer geek lingo.

Mr. Beelzebub
01-27-2003, 04:26 PM
They say a picture is worth a thousand words....







http://www.errant.ca/B321%20Goodbye%20New%20York.jpg
The greatest city in the world.

realkaps
01-27-2003, 04:30 PM
Uhhhhhh NO!

Mr. Beelzebub
01-27-2003, 04:31 PM
Yes, my friend...yes it is...

http://www.visum-dienst.de/New%20York.jpg

Purity
01-27-2003, 05:03 PM
ha

The Mouse
01-27-2003, 05:06 PM
I just don't see it.

The Ensanity
01-27-2003, 07:41 PM
Originally posted by lil'surfer girl
what does this mean?
Iam assuming it is some computer geek lingo. age/sex/location

The Jake
01-27-2003, 07:45 PM
Originally posted by Purity
because it's not located in southern california.

argue if you want but understand that your meek arguements only further the fact that your city sucks ass.



*this obviously doesn't apply to anyone already blessed with a southern cali residence

Too right Purity.

I love the smell of LA smog.

Hip-hip hooray to acid rain too!

- The Jake