and i'm realizing that it's really hard to see california without marlon brando's eyes.

hmm. i dunno.
i guess it's all in my head.
:devil :devil :devil

I do not get it?

I believe this is a gay thread but i can not tell..I am confused

Wow! And you all thought I didn't make sense?

haha, u freak. are u listenin to Slipknot at work?

hojak would get it. i'm pretty sure squezze & waylander would too.

the rest of you are just **** outta luck. have fun.

ah HA!!
i forgot. matt would get it too.

actually, i'm listening to slayer- divine intervention. we save the knot for all innocent sims out there on the road with me to and from work.

It's just a quote from a Slipknot song, "Can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes."

ok kool.. u forget im a metal head too.

yes. i forget a lot of ****.
i drove 15 minutes to work today before realizing i forgot my laptop at home. ****in laptop. sometimes i wanna throw it in the duck pond outside.
i actually already ran it over with my truck. but that wasn't my fault.

I went out to my car this morning, and went to put the key in the door with my right hand..my hand hit the door and to my amasement I didn't have the keys in my hand.. realised they were locked in the house. So i had to crawl through the doggy door as my dogs were lickin my head to get my keys. washed the dog spit off my face, then went to work. and yet I am still content and happy.

right on. say, you ever accidently put hairgel on your toothbrush real early in the morning, too tired to realize what you're doing until you taste it?

yeah, i did that last month.

i also know this dingleberry that got caught on her shower curtain and fell out of her shower and face planted in her bathroom. hahahaha!!!!

well now I don't feel so silly...I started my jeep this morning to thaw it out and hit the door lock button by accident when I got out....keys inside, motor running, heater on high...took me half an hour to get the damn thing open because it was soooo cold my fingers kept going numb.

and yeah, I am getting a spare made later today.

u said dingleberry.

purity, how in the hell did you run over your laptop with your truck?when you get home to you tuck it safely behing the rear tires man?

lmao @ dereka.

so far there are now 4 of us in the "whoops, i done ****ed up like a schmekkle-head" club.

ok. so who's ever brushed their teeth, then started brushing their tongue and accidently stabbed themselves in the back of the throat with the end of the toothbrush? any takers??
last week i accidently swalled listerine and gagged it out through my nose all over the bathroom sink

Originally posted by rigid
purity, how in the hell did you run over your laptop with your truck?when you get home to you tuck it safely behing the rear tires man?

haha!! how'd you guess dude???
about a year ago i set my briefcase leaning against the back tire while i opened my truck and put the rest of the **** inside the cab.

so i totally forget about it and backed up over it. fortunately it only cracked a small portion of the laptop cause it was only one small side that the truck ran over. no worries though....
i called up dell and told them they sent me a ****ed up computer (it was only 2 days old). they're so cool over at dell....gotta love em. so i got a brand new one.

LSG, thats a fire hazard, you can call the fire dept and they will come slim jim your door open for you for nothing. At least around here they will.

A fire hazard? Well damn, I knew I should have called you first!

thats sweet that dell gave you a new one.
so you kinda did store it by thr rear tire.?i figured so.j/k

I knew that **** the song is track 3 on the first album Eyesore i believe.