So I met this chick saturday night.. we clicked like nodies business.. and we were so nervous around eachother cuz we were so attracted to eachother, we had a beer, smoked some weed.. then played some more pool, then after that kissed, blah blah blah.

Sunday comes around. Take her to the ER cuz she kinda OD'd on some ephedrine, (not really OD, her heart was just fast and it scared her). So the dock gave her some Valium as a prescription, hehehehehehe. So we pick it up, and we take two of them each, in one serving.. then smoke a lot of weed.. then have two beers... then finally sit down at her friends house to watch the game. it was about 5 minutes into it when we had to go find a room. So we were in there a long time, when we were done and came outta there it was like the middle of third quarter and looked to be a crappy game. So we went to 3rd St. Promenade and watched street Balet while smokin more weed and makin fun of the ganster-lookin guys doin balet. hahaha. Anyways, it's hard to find a girl that likes fighters, as well as soft, passionate, slow sex. Like she actually likes to take it slow, and can pace herself like me to make it last.. ****in intense, never met a girl that's intense as she is.

So now I'm at work.. tired and content.

And don't give me any crap cuz I'm a fighter gett'n ****ed up on a lil ****. I'm not fight'n next month cuz the ****** *****es cancelled on me. End of rant.

That is a good reason not to watch football.

Yes, it is.

HELL, I wouldnt watched football either

The game sucked anyway, i would have much rathered had some new ass.

Glad you had fun. I enjoyed the superbowl regardless.

tru dat, that game did suck, I'm glad Oakland got beat just for beating the Titans.

The game sucked anyway, i would have much rathered had some new ass.

You make it sound so dirty. This was almost perfect. Like, not just physically, but I'm talkin bout psychological aswell. It was nice. Okay, imagine this... from just kissing eachother softley, feeling eachothers lips against eachother, takes both of our breath away. (this is without any eX.) .. now imagine that feeling from that kiss, into a full-blown passionate love session. Pretty ****in intense. I wouldn't say "had some new ass" as you put it, but rather a new experience.. a refreshing if you will. It's nice to see theres still a few ladies out there that like the sensuality, passion, and true thrill of sex.. rather than the girls that ONLY like the "fast-****."

So you actually enjoyed it and she didn't have to rip your nipple off or something?

Matt describes **** so wonderfully

Yea here's the funny thing, no pain.. bondage.. S/M was involved here. It was just simple, slow, extremely intense and passionate sex. The first time i even just touched my lips against hers I didn't think it would ever get any better than that. Then sunday I'm feeling her warm naked body against mine.. feeling inside her as to know everything about her with every touch, taste, movement, and thrust. I don't even know how many times we made eachother orgasm in that one session. To even say that we had "slow passionate sex" doesn't even give it the credit it deserves.

Drugs are bad for you Mr. Jensen I am very disapointed in you.



Wilhelm

Wil.. im the most relaxed mother ****er right now, aside from how i was last night, buahahhaHA!!! And you should talk. I only do light ****, unlike your ass who goes balls-to-the-wall with no ****in fear, lol. I will never be at your level.

can i have some valium?
i got 90 lithium if you know anyone interested

Last night I moved boxes in a freezer. Manager wouldn't let me turn on radio. *****.

Originally posted by Matt Jensen
Wil.. im the most relaxed mother ****er right now, aside from how i was last night, buahahhaHA!!! And you should talk. I only do light ****, unlike your ass who goes balls-to-the-wall with no ****in fear, lol. I will never be at your level.



Why Mr. Jensen what ever do you mean?




Wilhelm

Don't yolk my egg you damn fruit-loop. I'll burst your bubbles faster than a horny clown and let everyone on here know what a free-luvin "druggie of pleasures" you are.

I will say drugs are bad, but you sounded like you enjoyed yourself.

It is hard for me to find women that like it slow most are really upidy and want it like BANG BANG BANG!

that aint my flava you know.

oh yeah remember drugs fuel terrorism

P.S. if you hate Alquida and hate drugs think about this...
In Saudi arabia some time in the 90's they were producing some 400 tons of opium then al quida came in and was like NO it dropped to 185 tons once they were kicked out it jumped back to 400 tons (all anual)

Shut ur mouth preacher.

I'm a high-strung mother ****er, that enjoys a lil down time.

It is hard for me to find women that like it slow most are really upidy and want it like BANG BANG BANG! that aint my flava you know. oh yeah remember drugs fuel terrorism

This made me laugh histerically, thankyou.

I am not a preacher, just an informer to the masses.

which part of it?

I wuv you Matt

You know.. here's my theory.. if you live your life, closed to all of the pleasures that are out there, because Joe Government says they are harmful, you're really missin out. Okay, so if you don't take this certain drug u may live an extra 10 years.

As far as I see it, .. I say **** your extra ten years. I'm goin to live good, happy, and I'm going to experience as much as possible. I don't give a **** if I haveto shorten my life to REALLY LIVE, to me living and enjoying as much as possible is worth way more than the borring, dragged-out life that most americans live no adays.

Life is so ****ing borring if you put so many limitations on yourself. I got friends who don't drink, dont smoke, never have sex, dont like violence, want to get through college and stress about their corporate position when they get out.. WHAT KIND OF LIFE IS THAT??? live.. be happy... open your mind up past the ****ing warning labels and enjoy yourself.

You only live once, I'm not going to be laying in my grave saying "damn, i wonder what that would have been like." like most people are going to be.. Im goin to be "damn, i've tried it all, ive enjoyed myself, and im happy with how it went."

Originally posted by Matt Jensen
You know.. here's my theory.. if you live your life, closed to all of the pleasures that are out there, because Joe Government says they are harmful, you're really missin out. Okay, so if you don't take this certain drug u may live an extra 10 years.

As far as I see it, .. I say **** your extra ten years. I'm goin to live good, happy, and I'm going to experience as much as possible. I don't give a **** if I haveto shorten my life to REALLY LIVE, to me living and enjoying as much as possible is worth way more than the borring, dragged-out life that most americans live no adays.

Life is so ****ing borring if you put so many limitations on yourself. I got friends who don't drink, dont smoke, never have sex, dont like violence, want to get through college and stress about their corporate position when they get out.. WHAT KIND OF LIFE IS THAT??? live.. be happy... open your mind up past the ****ing warning labels and enjoy yourself.

You only live once, I'm not going to be laying in my grave saying "damn, i wonder what that would have been like." like most people are going to be.. Im goin to be "damn, i've tried it all, ive enjoyed myself, and im happy with how it went."
I have the same philosophy on life.

that's kool to hear.

Matt, I am glad you found a girl that you clicked with, sounds like you had a great time, I am happy for you. Sincerely.

Matt please stop typeing cool like Kool the cigs.

Yes, please.

I've always typed kool with k's. haha

Kewl.

I lifted weights during super bowl. I would have rather had Matts day though. :(

haha... 69.

Matt you should be sXe it would compliment your look.

if i get out to Cali wanna go skin stomping?

sXe.. lol.. no. See, I like to enjoy life.

Referrance: My Valium Thread

you guys are Kool

Originally posted by Matt Jensen
You know.. here's my theory.. if you live your life, closed to all of the pleasures that are out there, because Joe Government says they are harmful, you're really missin out. Okay, so if you don't take this certain drug u may live an extra 10 years.

As far as I see it, .. I say **** your extra ten years. I'm goin to live good, happy, and I'm going to experience as much as possible. I don't give a **** if I haveto shorten my life to REALLY LIVE, to me living and enjoying as much as possible is worth way more than the borring, dragged-out life that most americans live no adays.

Life is so ****ing borring if you put so many limitations on yourself. I got friends who don't drink, dont smoke, never have sex, dont like violence, want to get through college and stress about their corporate position when they get out.. WHAT KIND OF LIFE IS THAT??? live.. be happy... open your mind up past the ****ing warning labels and enjoy yourself.

You only live once, I'm not going to be laying in my grave saying "damn, i wonder what that would have been like." like most people are going to be.. Im goin to be "damn, i've tried it all, ive enjoyed myself, and im happy with how it went."



I think certain situations are fit for differente people, situations change you, mold you. Living life to the fullest is a great thing, but sometimes its necessary to look beyond the day to day. There might be a day when you would want to have those extra 10 years, I know it happened to me the first time I held my child in my arms and even though it may not seem as much to many, the thought of being able to see my children have children of their own is a dream in itself. If you would've have asked me 12 years ago what was more important, I would have had the same answer as you...today I dont want to loose any more time from being with them.

Kato, good point. There's always exceptions to everything aren't there. See'n as though I'm not a parent like you.. I know I won't fully understand where you're comming from until I actually have a kid or wife of my own that I love with all of my heart.

Its the greatest gift of all, its like catching your breath...you know exactly where you would stand without it, I can not picture my life without them, take bzob, he is looney, sarcastic, he pees on me but at night when he is asleep I am thankful for him being there, I dont know what life was like before him yet I do not want to ever forget that at one time he wasn't there.

be fore i was in her life she had more covers at night and did not lose sleep due to cronic sleep apnia. plus she never would get peed on.

:peeright: Kato

Run! Run while you still can Kato!
And stay very far away from apple juice, LOL

lol **** I wish it was apple juice but its from concentrate, its almost as bad as acid lol

Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!