View Full Version : Get to know a Limey: Shanus.
TheHoff! 03-18-2007, 03:12 PM That's right my fellow limey bum boys, the time has come to welcome the cunt licker himself for todays version of get to know a limey. He's the ginge hating, sheep shagger we all know and love...brother Shanus, would you step on down...
1. Who is your favourite boxer?
2. What is your favourite film?
3. Favourite book?
4. Wales or New Zealand... which countries sheep are the better lay?
5. Shanus, The dosia is a master at disguises. During his time here he has successfully impersonated Phil Mitchell, Private Pyle, Mr Potato head, Butterbean, a caveman and Nikolai Valuev.
Do you think the dosia has put on all these different disguises just to conceal his true identity and avoid being found by the indestructible banter zombie?
6. If we shot all the fat Yanks... would the loss of all that weight tip the earth on it's axis and send it hurtling towards the sun?
7. Is the bible better used as a moral guideline or toilet paper?
8. Who is your favorite band/artist?
9. Bigpoppa has gone on a banning spree as of late. Me and laddie think this can be put down to roid rage but seeing as you are one of bpps victims we want to know your opinions on his ban first, ask questions later policy. Do you think he should be brought to justice for it? Or should we forgive him and try to help him get off the drugs?
10. Which ten words would you say describe you best?
Thankyou Brother Shanus for taking the time to answer these questions that me and laddie lovingly prepared for you. You are a star so you are :luvbed:
Shanus 03-18-2007, 07:56 PM I'm back but I've had a bit too much of the piss coloured liquid, tomorrow, babe, I primise.
TheHoff! 03-18-2007, 08:01 PM I'm back but I've had a bit too much of the piss coloured liquid, tomorrow, babe, I primise.
Fair enough brother Shanus. I hope you gave the ginge's hell tonight...
Shanus 03-18-2007, 08:03 PM Fair enough brother Shanus. I hope you gave the ginge's hell tonight...
Beating a ginge a day keep the doctor away, you know how it is, not because its healthy, the doctor doesn't want to catch the ginger germs that are living on yer ****in knuckles.
RonRoss 03-18-2007, 08:03 PM when is it my turn :( i feel deprived and rejected
Jim_Davis 03-18-2007, 08:06 PM when is it my turn :( i feel deprived and rejected
aww i love you
RonRoss 03-18-2007, 08:06 PM Why? You're a super dance-mc.
oi,ill have less you little bastard
RonRoss 03-18-2007, 08:07 PM thats more like it :D
TheHoff! 03-18-2007, 08:07 PM Beating a ginge a day keep the doctor away, you know how it is, not because its healthy, the doctor doesn't want to catch the ginger germs that are living on yer ****in knuckles.
I told me doctor I'd been bitten by a ginge once. The look of ****in horror that came over the cunt shocked even me. The bastard prescribed me some extra strong anti-biotics and ****ed me off sharpish before he could catch anything.
Thankfully I'm alright.
when is it my turn :( i feel deprived and rejected
I was getting to yer azza, dont worry son. Dynamite Dye is next and then it'll be you after him.
Manfredo Jr 03-18-2007, 08:36 PM I'm back but I've had a bit too much of the piss coloured liquid, tomorrow, babe, I primise.
That makes 3 of us
RonRoss 03-18-2007, 08:38 PM 4.....................
it would be 5 but.............. ya know
Southpaw Stinger 03-18-2007, 08:40 PM 4.....................
7... **** i'm too pissed to count..
RonRoss 03-18-2007, 08:41 PM 7... **** i'm too pissed to count..
nice,you last longer when your pissed,im aroused
Jimmy The Gent 03-18-2007, 08:42 PM So you got served then you slag
Shanus 03-19-2007, 02:36 PM 1. Who is your favourite boxer? Sugar Ray Leonard, but as of right now it's Sloppy Joe.
2. What is your favourite film? Tough one.. I'll go with Rocky 5, simply because a fat little ginge caught a beat down by Rocky's genderly challenged son, what a ****ing disgrace that was, even for a redhead.
3. Favourite book? It's not often that I read, but I'll go with The Guv'nah - Lenny Mclean's best selling life story, he's smashed in more gingers than I've had cooked dinners, respectable to say the least.
4. Wales or New Zealand... which countries sheep are the better lay? Bollocks to New Zealand, if the sheep sound anything like the people I wouldn't waste my potential anti-ginger warriors on the cretinous ball bags
5. Shanus, The dosia is a master at disguises. During his time here he has successfully impersonated Phil Mitchell, Private Pyle, Mr Potato head, Butterbean, a caveman and Nikolai Valuev.
Do you think the dosia has put on all these different disguises just to conceal his true identity and avoid being found by the indestructible banter zombie? No, I think he's adepted to digsuise because he's a carrot-topped cunt, that's what I think. It doesn't matter how big or how hard he is, at the end of the day he'd get eaten alive if he wasn't so bald, he may aswell draw a target on his forehead and hold a sign "I'm an egg sucking, red headed cunt, bless me with your semen!", and don't even mention the banter zombie, Dosia would get pummeled like his name was Wlad and the zombie's Sanders.
6. If we shot all the fat Yanks... would the loss of all that weight tip the earth on it's axis and send it hurtling towards the sun?
Without a doubt, I think the force of them actually getting shot down would cause a tremor that's off the richter scale, they'll regret eating so much when the world goes to war and they're too immobile to contend, what are they going to do, hide behind their nuclear weapons? **** off, the only nuclear weapons the possess is a lighted fart after an afternoon at Mcdonalds, do one ya cunts!
7. Is the bible better used as a moral guideline or toilet paper? The bible was first used as a controlling device, little old, bald white men that couldn't even control their own bowels decided to write a book which guaranteed them a safe existance, that was until science proved them wrong, so as a kind gesture to what I stand for, any old man caught trespassing on my property (be it an electrician or door to door salesman) gets a face full of ginger infected knuckles.
So in a nutshell, yes.. the bible would make a great arse wiping tool.
8. Who is your favorite band/artist? All time I'd have to say it's Queen, but as of right now I'll pick Nickelback, Green Day, Akala and Plan B.
9. Bigpoppa has gone on a banning spree as of late. Me and laddie think this can be put down to roid rage but seeing as you are one of bpps victims we want to know your opinions on his ban first, ask questions later policy. Do you think he should be brought to justice for it? Or should we forgive him and try to help him get off the drugs? Once a steroid junky, always a steroid junky.. but if we did keep him off the juice for as long as we could it'd be great fun to watch him sag like a pair of adolescant testicles, don't you think?
He needs a swift back hander, he or whoever is above him is turning this website into a ****ing highschool lesson, no alts, no racial humour, what next.. no anti-ginge coalition? He can **** right off with this politically correct malarkey or else he'll have a rebellion on his hands.
10. Which ten words would you say describe you best?
Ginge
Hating
Sheep
Loving
Face
Puncing
Arse
Bumming
Brad
Pitt.
Southpaw Stinger 03-19-2007, 02:42 PM 1. Who is your favourite boxer? Sugar Ray Leonard, but as of right now it's Sloppy Joe.
2. What is your favourite film? Tough one.. I'll go with Rocky 5, simply because a fat little ginge caught a beat down by Rocky's genderly challenged son, what a ****ing disgrace that was, even for a redhead.
3. Favourite book? It's not often that I read, but I'll go with The Guv'nah - Lenny Mclean's best selling life story, he's smashed in more gingers than I've had cooked dinners, respectable to say the least.
4. Wales or New Zealand... which countries sheep are the better lay? Bollocks to New Zealand, if the sheep sound anything like the people I wouldn't waste my potential anti-ginger warriors on the cretinous ball bags
5. Shanus, The dosia is a master at disguises. During his time here he has successfully impersonated Phil Mitchell, Private Pyle, Mr Potato head, Butterbean, a caveman and Nikolai Valuev.
Do you think the dosia has put on all these different disguises just to conceal his true identity and avoid being found by the indestructible banter zombie? No, I think he's adepted to digsuise because he's a carrot-topped cunt, that's what I think. It doesn't matter how big or how hard he is, at the end of the day he'd get eaten alive if he wasn't so bald, he may aswell draw a target on his forehead and hold a sign "I'm an egg sucking, red headed cunt, bless me with your semen!", and don't even mention the banter zombie, Dosia would get pummeled like his name was Wlad and the zombie's Sanders.
6. If we shot all the fat Yanks... would the loss of all that weight tip the earth on it's axis and send it hurtling towards the sun?
Without a doubt, I think the force of them actually getting shot down would cause a tremor that's off the richter scale, they'll regret eating so much when the world goes to war and they're too immobile to contend, what are they going to do, hide behind their nuclear weapons? **** off, the only nuclear weapons the possess is a lighted fart after an afternoon at Mcdonalds, do one ya cunts!
7. Is the bible better used as a moral guideline or toilet paper? The bible was first used as a controlling device, little old, bald white men that couldn't even control their own bowels decided to write a book which guaranteed them a safe existance, that was until science proved them wrong, so as a kind gesture to what I stand for, any old man caught trespassing on my property (be it an electrician or door to door salesman) gets a face full of ginger infected knuckles.
So in a nutshell, yes.. the bible would make a great arse wiping tool.
8. Who is your favorite band/artist? All time I'd have to say it's Queen, but as of right now I'll pick Nickelback, Green Day, Akala and Plan B.
9. Bigpoppa has gone on a banning spree as of late. Me and laddie think this can be put down to roid rage but seeing as you are one of bpps victims we want to know your opinions on his ban first, ask questions later policy. Do you think he should be brought to justice for it? Or should we forgive him and try to help him get off the drugs? Once a steroid junky, always a steroid junky.. but if we did keep him off the juice for as long as we could it'd be great fun to watch him sag like a pair of adolescant testicles, don't you think?
He needs a swift back hander, he or whoever is above him is turning this website into a ****ing highschool lesson, no alts, no racial humour, what next.. no anti-ginge coalition? He can **** right off with this politically correct malarkey or else he'll have a rebellion on his hands.
10. Which ten words would you say describe you best?
Ginge
Hating
Sheep
Loving
Face
Puncing
Arse
Bumming
Brad
Pitt.
good work shanus you put them fat yanks to shame with your cleverly devised words and phrases so you do.
Slightly disgusted that Rcoky 5 is your favourite film though, that one gave me bowl problems for a week.
kayjay 03-19-2007, 02:44 PM Watch it Shanus
Shanus 03-19-2007, 02:46 PM Watch it Shanus
Don't cross the line, bucko.
kayjay 03-19-2007, 02:48 PM I'm a Yank who's willing to flame in the Limey Lounge. That's what fighters these days don't want to do. This is worse than going to Germany b/c you have Hoff who can edit my posts.
kayjay 03-19-2007, 02:48 PM Hoff is the Sauerland of BS. Is that a totally unfair comparison?
Shanus 03-19-2007, 02:50 PM Hoff is the Sauerland of BS. Is that a totally unfair comparison?
I don't know much about history, but you're way out of your depth, Kano.. you better bring an army with you.
kayjay 03-19-2007, 02:51 PM you better bring an army with you.
These are my boys:
http://www.americanindians.com/RedCloudetal.jpg
They're ready to die for me.
Shanus 03-19-2007, 02:56 PM These are my boys:
http://www.americanindians.com/RedCloudetal.jpg
They're ready to die for me.
You may be an unmoveable object, but we're an unstoppable force.
Do you know what happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmoveable object?
The Limey's win because Hoff will edit your posts. :owned:
Southpaw Stinger 03-19-2007, 02:58 PM You may be an unmoveable object, but we're an unstoppable force.
Do you know what happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmoveable object?
The Limey's win because Hoff will edit your posts. :owned:
there are 3 of us who have mod powers so yanks are out of their league in limey territory.
platinummatt! 03-19-2007, 03:42 PM If I didnt believe in god / the bible. The likelyhood of me pulling a columbine would go up greatly
TheHoff! 03-19-2007, 03:46 PM there are 3 of us who have mod powers so yanks are out of their league in limey territory.
Too ****in true Southpaw darling. Us limeys are un-bastard-beatable.
Good job Brother Shanus. Those were some fine cunting answers so they were. Me and the anti ginge coalition are proud of the fine work you are doing.
Jimmy The Gent 03-19-2007, 03:53 PM Nice to se you have Queen as your fave band
Shanus 03-19-2007, 04:22 PM Too ****in true Southpaw darling. Us limeys are un-bastard-beatable.
Good job Brother Shanus. Those were some fine cunting answers so they were. Me and the anti ginge coalition are proud of the fine work you are doing.
Cheers for the opportunity, brother.
Nice to se you have Queen as your fave band
I listen to them constantly, spammed a thread with Queen video's during a certain somebody's banning, and I ****ing like them.. so they have to be my most favourite band.
shanus, why are you telling people that i am a neo-nazi?
Boston is a neo-nazi, he deserved it.
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