Alec Guinness======= Genuine Class

Semolina========== Is No Meal

Snooze Alarms====== Alas! No More Z's

Mother-in-law======= Woman Hitler

Animosity========= Is No Amity

Slot Machines======= Cash Lost in 'em

The Morse Code===== Here Come Dots

Desperation======== A Rope Ends It

Evangelist========= Evil's Agent

Dormitory========= Dirty Room

The Public Art Galleries===Large Picture Halls, I Bet

A Decimal Point======I'm a Dot in Place

The Earthquakes======That Queer Shake

Eleven plus two====== Twelve plus one

Contradiction========Accord not in it

ETO PA!!!


"To be or not to be: that is the question, whether its nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune."

ANAGRAM:

"In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten."





"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." (Neil Armstrong, on the moon)


ANAGRAM:


"A thin man ran; makes a large stride, left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!"




THIS ONE'S GOOD!!!:)


"President Clinton, of the USA"


ANAGRAM:


"To copulate, he finds interns"

ayos ms slimz... astig..

astig.....'though some seems familliar 'think got them from email before. Thanks..