LOSERS ALWAYS WHINE ABOUT THEIR BEST..... (http://www.bangedup.com/archives/promqueenner.wav):cool:
(click on this link and turn up your volume)

winners go home and **** the prom queen

and you can't beat that wit a bat

I'd like to **** the prom queen.

I can actually do that impression complete with teh Sean Connery accent.

Another good Sean quote:

"Whats the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?"
"One is a sick duck... I don't remember how it ends but your mother's a whore."

Ok. It's from SNL but it made me laugh.

- The Jake

"You suck."

Hahaha

Well holy ****ing **** private pile

"Call his bluff. If you're lucky you'll get to see his entire life flashing before his lies."