...than getting home, opening your fridge and finding you aint got any ****in cans in there.

I'm sitting in me boxers drinking white wine right now cause it's the only bastard alcoholic drink in the cunting house.

****!

Laddie, spank me for me lack of foresight. I should of stocked up so I should.

...than getting home, opening your fridge and finding you aint got any ****in cans in there.

I'm sitting in me boxers drinking white wine right now cause it's the only bastard alcoholic drink in the cunting house.

****!

Laddie, spank me for me lack of foresight. I should of stocked up so I should.

How much white wine ?

How much white wine ?

All I've got is a ****in bottle. I feel like a right cunt.

All I've got is a ****in bottle. I feel like a right cunt.

Down it in one and you shall be forgiven by us beer lords.

Down it in one and you shall be forgiven by us beer lords.

I've downed about 2 glasses in 3 minutes. I know you're supposed to sip that **** but **** that son. I aint eaten tonight so hopefully it'll have more effect than it usually would.

I want some bastard Stella, and me mate drove me round all the local offys on the way home but none of em were ****in open.

Cunt!

You have your right hand son, make use of it, that's all I'm going to ****ing say.

I've downed about 2 glasses in 3 minutes. I know you're supposed to sip that **** but **** that son. I aint eaten tonight so hopefully it'll have more effect than it usually would.

I want some bastard Stella, and me mate drove me round all the local offys on the way home but none of em were ****in open.

Cunt!

I know the feeling and i don't like it.

Join us in lang, babe and let's talk.

...than getting home, opening your fridge and finding you aint got any ****in cans in there.

I'm sitting in me boxers drinking white wine right now cause it's the only bastard alcoholic drink in the cunting house.

****!

Laddie, spank me for me lack of foresight. I should of stocked up so I should.


it could be red wine, mate, then u might get a taste for some ginger birds and wake up next to one in the morning. maybe even, create a half ginge baby

You have your right hand son, make use of it, that's all I'm going to ****ing say.

Look, young Shanus, just because you're prettier than god himself doesn't mean you are right.

Our ****s ( mine and the Hoff's ) may be riddled with battle but we can still cut it with the young Welsh ****s of this day.

Me and the Hoff could charge down any **** Knight in a joust and this includes you, young man. :luvbed:

Laddie is right Shanus. Our love truncheons are a match for anyones spitting trouser snake.

...and Dr filth. NO NO NO son! That is not cunting right. Even if i was well and truly wankered a ****in ginge would not find its bastard way into my bed.




I'm on me last glass lads and I dont even feel a bit pissed. Life is a cunt aint it...

Laddie is right Shanus. Our love truncheons are a match for anyones spitting trouser snake.

...and Dr filth. NO NO NO son! That is not cunting right. Even if i was well and truly wankered a ****in ginge would not find its bastard way into my bed.




I'm on me last glass lads and I dont even feel a bit pissed. Life is a cunt aint it...

Poor bastard! i have been there myself babes.

drink the detox

Poor bastard! i have been there myself babes.

I know you've experienced this laddie. Sometimes i ask myself, if the allah fella loves me so much then why does he deny me of alcohol.

I suppose even the allah fella aint perfect...

****in hell, i have never been drunk in my life

You know whats depressing?
Its a ****ing St. Patrick's day tomorrow and I am still ****ing sober as a horse on cocaine, makes me slowly lose my hope in better future for our children.

****in hell, i have never been drunk in my life
You dissapoint me Mr Dye.

You know whats depressing?
Its a ****ing St. Patrick's day tomorrow and I am still ****ing sober as a horse on cocaine, makes me slowly lose my hope in better future for our children.
I've got faith in your Brooklyn. I know you'll be well and ****in truly wankered tommorow. My knowledge is limited but this at much I do bastard know.

its strange though because my dad is an acholohic, it just doenst appeal to me

its strange though because my dad is an acholohic, it just doenst appeal to me

Ah, thats why then. If you see your dad acting like a cunt because he's had a few beers then it will generally put you off getting pissed..i however was inspired by my dad, who can drink prodigious amounts and still do his job ****in bastarding well. I'd say that he was dependant but not an alcoholic...if there is a cunting difference.

...anyway, I've finished me bottle of wine and I'm gonna go searching every bastard corner of the house for some more beverages.

Look, young Shanus, just because your prettier than god himself doesn't mean you are right.

Our ****s ( mine and the Hoff's ) may be riddled with battle but we can still cut it with the young welsh ****s of this day.

Me and the Hoff could charge down any **** Knight in a joust and this includes you, young man. :luvbed:

Well slap me with a ****ing spoon, good show, my man. You're probably right, us young welsh ****s are foreign to the female species, we must stop this inter-breeding with our sheep, when a Scotsman has surpassed us in terms of thrusting ability, there's something deeply wrong.

Just give me time, Laddie, that's all I ask.

Ah, thats why then. If you see your dad acting like a cunt because he's had a few beers then it will generally put you off getting pissed..i however was inspired by my dad, who can drink prodigious amounts and still do his job ****in bastarding well. I'd say that he was dependant but not an alcoholic...if there is a cunting difference.

...anyway, I've finished me bottle of wine and I'm gonna go searching every bastard corner of the house for some more beverages.

yup yup, just go buy some more

:( yup yup, just go buy some more

I would but no cunting places are open around here right now :(

I've got faith in your Brooklyn. I know you'll be well and ****in truly wankered tommorow. My knowledge is limited but this at much I do bastard know.

he'll go clubbing tonite and shag some fit birds, maybe wake up with a really sore dick tomorrow

****!!!!! should i call Heather and see whats up? i was gonna wait but i feel like i need to talk to her now. like i am going through heather withdrawel

he'll go clubbing tonite and shag some fit birds, maybe wake up with a really sore dick tomorrow

That he will...and if he cant find any fine birds he'll shag a tranny and not even regret it in the morning.

I have much admiration for the brooklyn fella.

****!!!!! should i call Heather and see whats up? i was gonna wait but i feel like i need to talk to her now. like i am going through heather withdrawel

I've been through one of those they are ****ing awful!

I've been through one of those they are ****ing awful!

yes, i cant live without her, when i dont see or talk to her i feel like doing nothing but sleeping all day

You dissapoint me Mr Dye.


I've got faith in your Brooklyn. I know you'll be well and ****in truly wankered tommorow. My knowledge is limited but this at much I do bastard know.

Oh, I am pretty set now, I am going to this bird's house and we all are gonna get pissed to the pigpoint.

Oh, I am pretty set now, I am going to this bird's house and we all are gonna get pissed to the pigpoint.

and then fornicate

and then fornicate

I am jealous :(

I am jealous :(

...me also

You know what, the idea of fornicating with that girl never appeared in my head since she was always considerably younger than me, but now she is like 18-19 years old, so I might just do that.

You know what, the idea of fornicating with that girl never appeared in my head since she was always considerably younger than me, but now she is like 18-19 years old, so I might just do that.

odin, u must fornicate, **** HER, SUCK HER TITS, SQUEEEEZE HER ASS

make the chopobollokov family proud

odin, u must fornicate, **** HER, SUCK HER TITS, SQUEEEEZE HER ASS

make the chopobollokov family proud
chopowhat?
LOL, thats not my last name. Mine sounds very italian.

chopowhat?
LOL, thats not my last name. Mine sounds very italian.

it's valova, isn't it? that sounds italian

you know whats more depressing? knowing your ****ing up bigtime but not being able to do anything about it

you know whats more depressing? knowing your ****ing up bigtime but not being able to do anything about it

palmella handerson is always there, beat that ****, son

...than getting home, opening your fridge and finding you aint got any ****in cans in there.

I'm sitting in me boxers drinking white wine right now cause it's the only bastard alcoholic drink in the cunting house.

****!

Laddie, spank me for me lack of foresight. I should of stocked up so I should.

YES.. running out of pot.. and all your dealers not having more...

palmella handerson is always there, beat that ****, son

Oh you get me so...

yup yup, just go buy some more

He don't live in Compton Gizmo.. :lol1:

YES.. running out of pot.. and all your dealers not having more...

Now that truely sux!!!