View Full Version : Most MMA fights look like a 3rd grade school yard brawl!!


dino
03-12-2007, 05:38 PM
not even being funny, but most mma fights look like school yard brawls, the only difference is that the mma guys are super strong and high on juice (steriods human growth etc), i dont watch alot of MMA bouts but ive seen enough, most of these guys look like school girls when their standing up (quintin rampage jackson, matt hughes, tito ortiz, mark coleman) just to name a few, these fighits consit of to guys rolling around on the ground the whole time holding each others foot and arm while throwing in occasional elbow, or one guy with his legs wrapped around the other guy, the sport sucks and i hope its shut down soon, dana white is too arrogant to be the owner of a boring event, and i heard the tickets were 200-1000 dollars for most of the ufc events? to see what, 2 guys on steriods wrestle, no thanks

2swell k-wells
03-12-2007, 06:33 PM
steroids are illegal in ufc and the ones that get cause get suspended. Idiot what would u know about fighting? **** all, and u wouldnt know until u got into a fight with a real fighter, its not all perfectly landed punches or a kick to the balls or a bite on the ear, these guys are professionals and ****ng know what they are doing. stupid douche act like u know what ur talkinga bout.

Naiujiro
03-12-2007, 06:52 PM
not even being funny, but most mma fights look like school yard brawls, the only difference is that the mma guys are super strong and high on juice (steriods human growth etc), i dont watch alot of MMA bouts but ive seen enough, most of these guys look like school girls when their standing up (quintin rampage jackson, matt hughes, tito ortiz, mark coleman) just to name a few, these fighits consit of to guys rolling around on the ground the whole time holding each others foot and arm while throwing in occasional elbow, or one guy with his legs wrapped around the other guy, the sport sucks and i hope its shut down soon, dana white is too arrogant to be the owner of a boring event, and i heard the tickets were 200-1000 dollars for most of the ufc events? to see what, 2 guys on steriods wrestle, no thanks

Since you're not trying to be funny, I guess I won't joke with you either. Real MMA fights in the US have a NO performance enhancing drug policy. So your whole everyone is high on riods is just off when it comes to US MMA. Hell, it's been getting approved by state commissions all over the US (they don't approve riods period).

As far as "guys rolling around"... it's really sad to STILL see someone refer to ground game as that. I'm sure you know absolutely nothing about Brazilian Jui-Jitsu. Cause if you did, you would know that it is truely the difference from someone loosing an arm/leg/or all the blood going to their head and passing out. You are as dumb as those idiots that say all boxing is, is two guys swinging at each other 'till one of them fall.

Dude, seriously, come back here and talk about MMA when you find your brain or know SOMETHING about Brazilian Jui-Jitsu. Till then, GET THE **** OFF THESE FORUMS!

Atnan
03-12-2007, 07:38 PM
just ignore him...hes a drunk fat yank! he does it all the time!

dino
03-12-2007, 08:23 PM
just ignore him...hes a drunk fat yank! he does it all the time!

i dont drink beer, no need to get personal either you scum

HendrixLove
03-12-2007, 08:35 PM
MMA is lame, I can't belive people get excited over this ****. Who gives a **** if it takes a lot of skill to do ju jit who??...It's boring to watch. If I wanted to watch two guys roll around on the ground with ones crotch on the others face i'd watch a gay **** flick, but I'm not gay so i'll leave the gay flicks and MMA to you ***gots.

the giant one
03-12-2007, 09:49 PM
MMA is lame, I can't belive people get excited over this ****. Who gives a **** if it takes a lot of skill to do ju jit who??...It's boring to watch. If I wanted to watch two guys roll around on the ground with ones crotch on the others face i'd watch a gay **** flick, but I'm not gay so i'll leave the gay flicks and MMA to you ***gots.


**** you. go troll some other part of the forum if you have nothing good to add here

Jim_Davis
03-12-2007, 10:26 PM
Nobody makes you come in here. Nobody makes you watch MMA. The thing that annoys me about these forums is that the MMA fans (who are also boxing fans) do not trash talk boxing or spam the NSB section, so why come here and spam the MMA section?

Naiujiro
03-12-2007, 10:36 PM
MMA is lame, I can't belive people get excited over this ****. Who gives a **** if it takes a lot of skill to do ju jit who??...It's boring to watch. If I wanted to watch two guys roll around on the ground with ones crotch on the others face i'd watch a gay **** flick, but I'm not gay so i'll leave the gay flicks and MMA to you ***gots.

You know nothing about fighting, but I'm sure you know a lot about gay ****.

Come to think of it, I'm not even going to get on you for finding it boring. If you don't have the intelligence to figure, "hey, big guys are getting choked unconscious by this little guy, there must be something to the technique he's using." If you're retarded, then I guess you're right that it is boring.
DON"T talk on a MMA section, when you spend more time watching GAY **** then you do watching real fighting. Go smoke a fatty, you ***GOT.

Liaison
03-12-2007, 10:41 PM
To be fair, a guy like Kimo does fight like a school kid

Naiujiro
03-12-2007, 10:45 PM
To be fair, a guy like Kimo does fight like a school kid

Quoted for sad truth... He still has virtually no ground game. That's the even sadder truth....:puppy_dog

Atnan
03-12-2007, 11:03 PM
LISTEN GUYS...hendrix love is a margarito fan, that should explain everything! and dino is just a piece of ****...no one liked him the boxing forum, let alone the mma forum! their just hating pieces of ****, that are jealous of mma and are scared that itss going to take over boxing ( which it wont do)...fools i say...fools!

Liaison
03-12-2007, 11:06 PM
I’m a Margarito fan lol and would favour him over Cotto atm…. :ugh:

Atnan
03-12-2007, 11:11 PM
I’m a Margarito fan lol and would favour him over Cotto atm…. :ugh:

i guess your a fan of one of the most over-rated boxers in probably history! hes all hype and straight trash....wide punches, sloppy footwork, no power, no defense to speak off...just plain garbage

but its all opinions

HendrixLove
03-12-2007, 11:47 PM
LISTEN GUYS...hendrix love is a margarito fan, that should explain everything! and dino is just a piece of ****...no one liked him the boxing forum, let alone the mma forum! their just hating pieces of ****, that are jealous of mma and are scared that itss going to take over boxing ( which it wont do)...fools i say...fools!

Scared of what? Boxing is never going to be instinct. If something were to kill boxing, it sure as hell wouldn't be MMGHEY. I dare you to name one MMA fight that was more exciting than any fight of the year fight from boxing.

1bad65
03-13-2007, 12:38 AM
Put up.

Go into any BJJ or MMA school and tell them how gay they are. Double points if the school is run by a Gracie.

HendrixLove
03-13-2007, 02:20 AM
Put up.

Go into any BJJ or MMA school and tell them how gay they are. Double points if the school is run by a Gracie.
......................It's gay.

BIGPOPPAPUMP
03-13-2007, 09:39 AM
Hendrix and Dino banned from the MMA section of the forum.

Welter_Skelter
03-13-2007, 09:59 AM
Hendrix and Dino banned from the MMA section of the forum.

OH!!!??? well then HOWS about you ban that BOXING hating and doomsayer HECTARI from NSB...
It should work both ways NO???

Squezze
03-13-2007, 12:02 PM
Hendrix and Dino banned from the MMA section of the forum.


I was just thinking, this would be a good place for a moderator to step in if there was one. Nice.

BIGPOPPAPUMP
03-13-2007, 12:12 PM
I was just thinking, this would be a good place for a moderator to step in if there was one. Nice.

Is that an offer Squeezze. I'm sure nobody would object to you getting down and dirty here.

RwK
03-13-2007, 12:24 PM
Hendrix and Dino banned from the MMA section of the forum.

Thanks Cabron.

Oh and I vouch for Squeeze being Mod for this forum.

Sin City
03-13-2007, 12:37 PM
Nobody makes you come in here. Nobody makes you watch MMA. The thing that annoys me about these forums is that the MMA fans (who are also boxing fans) do not trash talk boxing or spam the NSB section, so why come here and spam the MMA section?
Yeah they do I have seen it plenty of times in NSB

Atnan
03-13-2007, 01:09 PM
OH!!!??? well then HOWS about you ban that BOXING hating and doomsayer HECTARI from NSB...
It should work both ways NO???

i agree...i love both boxing and mma and post in both forums...the only thing thats gonna suck is those two homos are gonna create alt`s and do the same thing like the kids they are!

Squezze
03-13-2007, 03:22 PM
Is that an offer Squeezze. I'm sure nobody would object to you getting down and dirty here.


I wouldn't have any problem doing it. I was mod of this forum when it was in Global, so it'd be like putting on an old pair of underwear.

Pinoy_Texan
03-13-2007, 05:24 PM
not even being funny, but most mma fights look like school yard brawls, the only difference is that the mma guys are super strong and high on juice (steriods human growth etc), i dont watch alot of MMA bouts but ive seen enough, most of these guys look like school girls when their standing up (quintin rampage jackson, matt hughes, tito ortiz, mark coleman) just to name a few, these fighits consit of to guys rolling around on the ground the whole time holding each others foot and arm while throwing in occasional elbow, or one guy with his legs wrapped around the other guy, the sport sucks and i hope its shut down soon, dana white is too arrogant to be the owner of a boring event, and i heard the tickets were 200-1000 dollars for most of the ufc events? to see what, 2 guys on steriods wrestle, no thanks

You have valid points. Most of them do look like they're in shool yard brawl. In my opinion, makes it pretty entertaining. I always enjoyed watching schoolyard brawls.

MMA is a young sport, but does have good talents that have cleaner techniques. Most of the people that you mentioned are primarily wrestlers, who's just starting to learn how to box/strike, and like to "ground n pound", which does not really look exciting.

You should check out Anderson Silva, George St. Pierre, Mirko Filopovic and Andrei Arlovski. Technique wise they don't look bad. Arlovski really good stand-up, but has suspect chin. You might wanna watch Fedor Emelianenko. He's not great technician, but he gets the job done with pressure.

Most of the fights are not spectacular, but you could say the same with boxing. I do agree with you on Dana White, he's a douche, but most promoters are. He is not the owner by the way, its the Fertita bros. He's just the president.

You don't like the sports, that's fine. Its a free web(ain't it great). But I don't think the sport is gonna die anytime soon. New talents are coming from everywhere in the world, paychecks are getting a little better(measely compared to boxing), fighters are getting better, and getting more recognition. The sports is growing quick. Last night they actually showed the IFL on regular TV. Which is great, coz' I'm poor and don't have cable or satellite.

1bad65
03-13-2007, 05:57 PM
One of the guys from my gym fought in the IFL Houston show.

MBL
03-18-2007, 02:07 PM
not even being funny, but most mma fights look like school yard brawls, the only difference is that the mma guys are super strong and high on juice (steriods human growth etc), i dont watch alot of MMA bouts but ive seen enough, most of these guys look like school girls when their standing up (quintin rampage jackson, matt hughes, tito ortiz, mark coleman) just to name a few, these fighits consit of to guys rolling around on the ground the whole time holding each others foot and arm while throwing in occasional elbow, or one guy with his legs wrapped around the other guy, the sport sucks and i hope its shut down soon, dana white is too arrogant to be the owner of a boring event, and i heard the tickets were 200-1000 dollars for most of the ufc events? to see what, 2 guys on steriods wrestle, no thanks

lol this is either a decent troll job or just you typical scared boxing fan
"i dont watch alot of MMA bouts but ive seen enough"

Different sports, you really hate it that much then dont watch it, I hate Baseball but love cricket so I watch only cricket

kayjay
03-18-2007, 02:21 PM
dino since you have eleven years of boxing training I suggest you try just one sparring match with an MMA-style fighter. You can't stand and punch like a boxer because these guys practice takedowns. You have to keep your legs back and be ready to move out of the way. This takes away your whole boxing-style offense. You just can't throw proper punches, and you can get leverage, when the other guy might dive at your knees or kick you in the head at any moment. It's not that the guys can't fight, it's just that they have to be too ready for too many possibilities for them to employ an aesthetically pleasing fighting style.

kayjay
03-18-2007, 02:22 PM
With that said I admit that I don't like MMA very much; but that different than claiming that the participants don't know how to fight.

vinnie7731
03-19-2007, 08:54 AM
here it is.....the guys that bashing mma are clearly losers cause they have nothing else to do.....they are also jealous because of how popular it has become and how much it is growing. boxing isn't growing now and they are upset...well to bad...

RwK
03-19-2007, 11:08 PM
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Yeah that's some **** you see in the school yard.

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA. ****.

RwK
03-19-2007, 11:11 PM
I have a theory.

I think people who dog MMA are fat dorks that have never been in a fight before and I'd also hazard to guess they're flat out virgins.

Phunky Villian
03-19-2007, 11:13 PM
i can remember whn i was in school, i got into a fight, the other kid lifted me, slammed me on my face on concrete, i got up, took two ko punches on the chin, then got kicked in the dome. i took the kid down all dazed n ****, and pownded his ****ing face in. man id love to see a fight like that go down.

mma fights look like school punch ups...... WTF is this twat on?

Phunky Villian
03-19-2007, 11:14 PM
I have a theory.

I think people who dog MMA are fat dorks that have never been in a fight before and I'd also hazard to guess they're flat out virgins.

hahahahahaha, thats some theory RWK... some theory!

Liaison
03-19-2007, 11:15 PM
Can you imagine Dino laying and praying on you :ugh: :nonono:

Gio
03-19-2007, 11:19 PM
:rofl: :rofl: Dino sure likes to stir **** up. But MMA does look sloppy at times.
A school yard brawl does come to mind.

I respect their ground skills but it is boring if the fighters dont make **** happen soon after hitting the mat.

RwK
03-19-2007, 11:24 PM
Can you imagine Dino laying and praying on you :ugh: :nonono:

I'd tear one of his limbs off and sling gravy everywhere.