She is wise beyond her years!>Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your
>wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and
>any other baubles that women find romantic. Secret...guys feel left out.
>That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show
>their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too
>proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has
>been created. March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day." Simple,
>effective and self explanatory...this holiday has been created so your
>ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No
>cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday
>explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of
>Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as
>men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a
>more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine. The word is
>already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to
>start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace
>to this crazy world !!!
>

I will give nothing!

I always break up with my girlfriend before christmas, valentines day, and there birthdays so I dont have to get them nothin.....

That is quite frugal of you.

Kaps should give financial advice!

Why spend money on a dozen roses when I can get a bottle of Yukon?

I guess the Yukon is just as good as flowers for getting laid.

I can just get drunk and get laid by some random chick......

I think you're supposed to get her drunk.:bang:

Yeah, that will work too.....

Originally posted by seldomTap
She is wise beyond her years!>Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your
>wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and
>any other baubles that women find romantic. Secret...guys feel left out.
>That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show
>their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too
>proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has
>been created. March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day." Simple,
>effective and self explanatory...this holiday has been created so your
>ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No
>cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday
>explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of
>Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as
>men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a
>more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine. The word is
>already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to
>start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace
>to this crazy world !!!
>

They've been doing this on a radio station here for a while.
It's still a great idea!!!!!!

Originally posted by kaps
I always break up with my girlfriend before christmas, valentines day, and there birthdays so I dont have to get them nothin.....

Kaps is a genius

My bro sent that to me via e-mail. I think it's a good idea. :noangel: