We all knows gingers. Reddish hair, freckles pale skin well, something terrible has happened. Theyre interbreeding. There hears getting redder, their freckles look like tiny lighted cigarettes. But worst of all, theyre starting to turn translucent. Thats right. Theyre going so pale theyre turning see through. It wont be long before theyre completely invisible. apart from their burning hair and freckles, but theyll cover that up. Imagine that, you could be in a shop, with brunettes and blondes everywhere. little do you ****ing know theres a ginge right next to you


This is my plan. We introduce krill into the diet of the gingers. You know, the stuff that penguins eat and turns there defacate pink. Well, hopefully this should give the see through gingers a pink tinge se we can see them

What a ****ing disaster, get as much krill as possible, we can't have cunts like Kingdosia running around unnoticed.

Keep up the good work, Matty.

What a ****ing disaster, get as much krill as possible, we can't have cunts like Kingdosia running around unnoticed.

Keep up the good work, Matty.

Imagine it though, you could be walking round on a nudist beach with a raging boner and accidentally bump into one of the ****ers cause you cant see em. You could unwittingly have stuck yer **** in one of the ****ers before you even realise what you've done. Then what eh? Say you impregnate one and have a ginger kid as a son or daughter. It dont bear ****in thinking about.

Matt, your work in this field is appreciated and we will all be chippin in to buy some bastard krill so we will.

Nice one matt!

There's a ginger living two doors down from me now, he moved in last Friday :(

There's a ginger living two doors down from me now, he moved in last Friday :(

Poor bastard:( feed him some krill

We all knows gingers. Reddish hair, freckles pale skin well, something terrible has happened. Theyre interbreeding. There hears getting redder, their freckles look like tiny lighted cigarettes. But worst of all, theyre starting to turn translucent. Thats right. Theyre going so pale theyre turning see through. It wont be long before theyre completely invisible. apart from their burning hair and freckles, but theyll cover that up. Imagine that, you could be in a shop, with brunettes and blondes everywhere. little do you ****ing know theres a ginge right next to you


This is my plan. We introduce krill into the diet of the gingers. You know, the stuff that penguins eat and turns there defacate pink. Well, hopefully this should give the see through gingers a pink tinge se we can see them

Matty,

Thats ****in genius mate, I'm off to get my skuba kit on and catch some Northern krill (Meganyctiphanes norvegica), careful cos the Antarctic krill (Euphausia superba) wont have the same effect (it has less colour)

Ill ****ing remember that mate! Needs to be as strong as it can. I dont want some cunting ginger next to me in WHS smiths:(

I'm going on a ginger diet. I'm gonna **** all the coppertops in the KY.

Imagine it though, you could be walking round on a nudist beach with a raging boner and accidentally bump into one of the ****ers cause you cant see em. You could unwittingly have stuck yer **** in one of the ****ers before you even realise what you've done. Then what eh? Say you impregnate one and have a ginger kid as a son or daughter. It dont bear ****in thinking about.

Matt, your work in this field is appreciated and we will all be chippin in to buy some bastard krill so we will.

Nice one matt!

A little birdie told me that Gingervitis is catchable via penetration, depending on the potency of the ginge, that is. Could you imagine waking up in the morning with cancerous rays of light ejecting themselves from your nut? Suicidal thoughts, son.

****.... so we could be banging a suposedly nice 'blonde' and she turns out to be a ginge! Just another reason to wear a condom, lads

Just went to KFC, saw a ginge serving at the counter. I did the right thing and walked out, what is the world coming to. :nono:

This is all food for thought lads. We need to brush up on our knowledge of the ginger enemy and matt has shown us the way in this regard.

Well done matt.

Cheers lads, just doing my duty. I saw some ginger website **** the other day. Ill have to find it

Cheers lads, just doing my duty. I saw some ginger website **** the other day. Ill have to find it

it's called gingerkids.org or something.


there's a smokin hot ginger bird that works at my gym, i volunteer to interbreed with her to breed out the gingerness

Nah its not that website its pro ginger website!

I have a horror story to tell....

Well needless to say i was watching ****, all way going well until a FAT GINGER pop up'd in the movie, it was the most horrifying thing that i ever saw in my entire life.

I'm still scared and i fear my wanger may never be the same... :(

THATS DISGUSTING They should put ginger warning on the boxes:nonono:


Why have gingers in the first place. Oh yeh... they can still suck.


I would have got a limpy instantainously

THATS DISGUSTING They should put ginger warning on the boxes:nonono:


Why have gingers in the first place. Oh yeh... they can still suck.


I would have got a limpy instantainously

Yeah, there should be some anti- ginger legislatures in the ****ography industry. Or at least restrict them to those sick people who would actually want to watch an all ginger movie.

Yeah, there should be some anti- ginger legislatures in the ****ography industry. Or at least restrict them to those sick people who would actually want to watch an all ginger movie.

i'd like to see a ginger preggo movie

My mates and I devised a Ginger scale by which you could rate people. 0 is no ginger traces whatsoever, 1 is slightly reddish facial hair and so on. 10 is reserved for those guys and gals who have ginger eyelashes.

I'm about a 6. My hair is strawberry blonde, but I tan a bit in summer and my eyebrows, chest rug etc are brown.

Ginger kids get bullied so much worse than ethnic minorities or fat kids for example. I was lucky cos I was sh*t hot at football and rugby, but others got tormented relentlessly. I hope my kids are spared that fate if they turn out that way!

My mates and I devised a Ginger scale by which you could rate people. 0 is no ginger traces whatsoever, 1 is slightly reddish facial hair and so on. 10 is reserved for those guys and gals who have ginger eyelashes.
I'm about a 6. My hair is strawberry blonde, but I tan a bit in summer and my eyebrows, chest rug etc are brown.

Ginger kids get bullied so much worse than ethnic minorities or fat kids for example. I was lucky cos I was sh*t hot at football and rugby, but others got tormented relentlessly. I hope my kids are spared that fate if they turn out that way!

What do you rate yourself as then OW?

We all knows gingers. Reddish hair, freckles pale skin well, something terrible has happened. Theyre interbreeding. There hears getting redder, their freckles look like tiny lighted cigarettes. But worst of all, theyre starting to turn translucent. Thats right. Theyre going so pale theyre turning see through. It wont be long before theyre completely invisible. apart from their burning hair and freckles, but theyll cover that up. Imagine that, you could be in a shop, with brunettes and blondes everywhere. little do you ****ing know theres a ginge right next to you


This is my plan. We introduce krill into the diet of the gingers. You know, the stuff that penguins eat and turns there defacate pink. Well, hopefully this should give the see through gingers a pink tinge se we can see them

Hilarous post. :nonono:

I'm about a 6, pretty ginger but fading with age plus a receding hairline! I was thinkin about postin a pic in the adult lounge thread but the only one I've got on this comp is a bit of a poncy restaurant shot....

My mates and I devised a Ginger scale by which you could rate people. 0 is no ginger traces whatsoever, 1 is slightly reddish facial hair and so on. 10 is reserved for those guys and gals who have ginger eyelashes.

I'm about a 6. My hair is strawberry blonde, but I tan a bit in summer and my eyebrows, chest rug etc are brown.

Ginger kids get bullied so much worse than ethnic minorities or fat kids for example. I was lucky cos I was sh*t hot at football and rugby, but others got tormented relentlessly. I hope my kids are spared that fate if they turn out that way!

wolf, do u have a sister who wants to mate with a non ginger male? if so
i hope she's higher on the ginger scale

My mates and I devised a Ginger scale by which you could rate people. 0 is no ginger traces whatsoever, 1 is slightly reddish facial hair and so on. 10 is reserved for those guys and gals who have ginger eyelashes.

I'm about a 6. My hair is strawberry blonde, but I tan a bit in summer and my eyebrows, chest rug etc are brown.

Ginger kids get bullied so much worse than ethnic minorities or fat kids for example. I was lucky cos I was sh*t hot at football and rugby, but others got tormented relentlessly. I hope my kids are spared that fate if they turn out that way!

I'm the same i'm round about a 6 on the scale too. I'm lucky to avoid getting bullied too, some people get it really bad, but almost everyone likes me so i don't get bullied for it. I did have a good laugh reading the first few posts in this thread though. The way i see it Ginger's are there to be made fun of, if i weren't a Ginge i'd make fun of them too, **** it i make fun of them anyway. The way i see it is if your going to make fun of someone atleast be offensive and make it funny. Can't stand the bastards who do it with no creativity

Gingers are gonna be so in next season. Hop on the bangwagon now mates.

Gingers are gonna be so in next season. Hop on the bangwagon now mates.

Hell yeah! Blacks were discrimminated against, now it's condsidered cool to be black. So in a few years us Ginger's will be going around saying "Wassup my Ginger" You never know.

I'm joking, i take it the guy above is too?

Hell yeah! Blacks were discrimminated against, now it's condsidered cool to be black. So in a few years us Ginger's will be going around saying "Wassup my Ginger" You never know.

I'm joking, i take it the guy above is too?

Actually in Asia and Mexico tons of girls are dying there hair Red. It is becoming very popular among women at least.