View Full Version : The Limey point giveaway!


TheHoff!
03-11-2007, 03:21 PM
Me and laddie have got about 230 billion between us now and I'm gonna give away all but about 80 billion of it so come get some yer ****in navigators of the windward passage!

Southpaw Stinger
03-11-2007, 03:28 PM
are fat yanks elligable?

TheHoff!
03-11-2007, 03:29 PM
are fat yanks elligable?

What do you think Southpaw, should they be?

Southpaw Stinger
03-11-2007, 03:33 PM
What do you think Southpaw, should they be?

only select fat yanks.. some of them are right cunts so they are.

TheHoff!
03-11-2007, 03:34 PM
only select fat yanks.. some of them are right cunts so they are.

That's what I was thinking an all.

VERSATILE2K10
03-11-2007, 03:37 PM
here for the points.:wave:

Piggu
03-11-2007, 03:37 PM
That's an interesting avatar and custom title, Hoff. :D

TheHoff!
03-11-2007, 03:43 PM
here for the points.:wave:
A bill for Versy. Yer a cunt!

That's an interesting avatar and custom title, Hoff. :D
Aye, twas matts doing. The ****in arse licker has owned me something rotten today.

Dont spend all yer points on buying people gifts now piggu.

Piggu
03-11-2007, 03:45 PM
A bill for Versy. Yer a cunt!


Aye, twas matts doing. The ****in arse licker has owned me something rotten today.

Dont spend all yer points on buying people gifts now piggu.
It's funny though. Would you let a ginger suck you off?

TheHoff!
03-11-2007, 03:49 PM
It's funny though. Would you let a ginger suck you off?

Do you even need to ask piggu. Of course I bastard wouldnt.

Piggu
03-11-2007, 03:51 PM
Do you even need to ask piggu. Of course I bastard wouldnt.
You should change your avater then.

TheHoff!
03-11-2007, 03:53 PM
You should change your avater then.

I probably will do sooner or later.

VERSATILE2K10
03-11-2007, 03:54 PM
hey hoff can I get 5 more billion.:?!:

kayjay
03-11-2007, 03:56 PM
You show show your cosmopolitanism by giving some to thin long hared Yanks

TheHoff!
03-11-2007, 03:56 PM
hey hoff can I get 5 more billion.:?!:

Do I get to see those sexy legs of yours?

VERSATILE2K10
03-11-2007, 03:57 PM
Do I get to see those sexy legs of yours?

for a day i'll throw it up.

TheHoff!
03-11-2007, 03:59 PM
You show show your cosmopolitanism by giving some to thin long hared Yanks

All yanks are fat!

But you can have 2 bill.

TheHoff!
03-11-2007, 04:01 PM
for a day i'll throw it up.

2 bill for that then.

You still wont have the anorak user title?

kayjay
03-11-2007, 04:02 PM
You're the best

VERSATILE2K10
03-11-2007, 04:04 PM
2 bill for that then.

You still wont have the anorak user title?

no i wont do the title. but ill find that pic. points please:)

TheHoff!
03-11-2007, 04:05 PM
no i wont do the title. but ill find that pic. points please:)

I'll pay you after the avatars been up for a day. You cant be too careful in this unforgiving point hungry e-world.

+= El Jefe=+
03-11-2007, 04:09 PM
ok So Her Majesties Bank is handing money out???

TheHoff!
03-11-2007, 04:14 PM
ok So Her Majesties Bank is handing money out???

Correct. Have a bill.

Now where are the ****in limeys?

+= El Jefe=+
03-11-2007, 04:17 PM
Correct. Have a bill.

Now where are the ****in limeys?

damn man
thanks....
now who do i have to kill on your behalf??? think of me as MI5
just way cheaper...

VERSATILE2K10
03-11-2007, 04:20 PM
ok its done. points please

TheHoff!
03-11-2007, 04:22 PM
damn man
thanks....
now who do i have to kill on your behalf??? think of me as MI5
just way cheaper...

These two men are your target:

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/8489/clipimage002im1.jpg

Sorry about the blurry image.

Inform me when your job is done.

The Surgeon
03-11-2007, 04:27 PM
Correct. Have a bill.

Now where are the ****in limeys?

Here! Giv us those points then bud! Im turning into a right points whore!

TheHoff!
03-11-2007, 04:29 PM
Here! Giv us those points then bud! Im turning into a right points whore!

Thank **** for that. I thought I was gonna end up giving it all to fat yanks.

6 bill for you yer limey bum boy.

The Surgeon
03-11-2007, 04:32 PM
Thank **** for that. I thought I was gonna end up giving it all to fat yanks.

6 bill for you yer limey bum boy.

Nice 1 Hoff! :biggthump
Chuffed as fook I tell thee!

+= El Jefe=+
03-11-2007, 04:33 PM
These two men are your target:

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/8489/clipimage002im1.jpg

Sorry about the blurry image.

Inform me when your job is done.

names man ...

The Surgeon
03-11-2007, 04:34 PM
names man ...

Hucknall and Blair - take the ****ers out!

TheHoff!
03-11-2007, 04:34 PM
names man ...

Mick Huffnall and Tony Blair. The latter may be well protected so proceed with caution.

Piggu
03-11-2007, 04:34 PM
Give it to me straight, am I hideous in my avatar? :(

TheHoff!
03-11-2007, 04:36 PM
Give it to me straight, am I hideous in my avatar? :(

Show me yer chest hair before i make a proper judgement. A good rug covering the old man boobs is always sexy as ****.

+= El Jefe=+
03-11-2007, 04:41 PM
Mick Huffnall and Tony Blair. The latter may be well protected so proceed with caution.

ohh shit thats your prime minister, i didnt recognize him

Piggu
03-11-2007, 04:41 PM
Show me yer chest hair before i make a proper judgement. A good rug covering the old man boobs is always sexy as ****.
I wax. ten letters

notpiggu
03-11-2007, 04:47 PM
The man in you avatar digusts me.

BrooklynBomber
03-11-2007, 05:44 PM
Hmmm, how is everyone?

Shanus
03-11-2007, 05:49 PM
So what's the plan, Hoff?

How many gingers do I have to smash in to get me a bit of that $?

TheHoff!
03-11-2007, 08:47 PM
Hmmm, how is everyone?
Very well thankyou.

Have 5 bill for being so sexy. I would give yer more but I gotta give preference to all the limeys in need before I start splashing out points on yanks and russians and such like.

So what's the plan, Hoff?

How many gingers do I have to smash in to get me a bit of that $?
Shanus son, I know that I dont need to give yer cunting points to smash in the ginges. You're a fine warrior and I appreciate that you give em a smack whenever possible just as a general matter of course.

So have 15 bill my limey, fellow anti ginge warrior.

Addison
03-11-2007, 09:02 PM
Who's a bigger point whore than me?

I'll have to pay tribute to Hoff and Oasis for their generosity. :beerchug:

I'll start with some gifts.

I encourage all to say thanks with K, rating, gifts, and sig and title tribute.

These points have been generously shared with us.

The big boys did not have to do what they have done.

I'm grateful. :hail:

TheHoff!
03-11-2007, 09:09 PM
Who's a bigger point whore than me?

I'll have to pay tribute to Hoff and Oasis for their generosity. :beerchug:

I'll start with some gifts.

I encourage all to say thanks with K, rating, gifts, and sig and title tribute.

These points have been generously shared with us.

The big boys did not have to do what they have done.

I'm grateful. :hail:

What's the point in cheating to get easy points if you dont give em out to bum boys in need.

Hold on a minute and I'll give yer 5 bill.

Round 1
03-11-2007, 09:26 PM
Hook a brother up.

TheHoff!
03-11-2007, 09:29 PM
Hook a brother up.

Done......

Round 1
03-11-2007, 09:32 PM
Done......
Thanks Hoff, that was great.

TheHoff!
03-11-2007, 09:37 PM
Thanks Hoff, that was great.

Glad you enjoyed it. The earth moved for me an all :luvbed:

American_Ninja
03-11-2007, 09:44 PM
Can I have some of those whore points? :D
My Mum is a Limey

Hard Dick
03-11-2007, 09:47 PM
Can I be awarded points eventhough I'm not Limey?

Exige Jr
03-11-2007, 10:26 PM
Hoff, I am always here ready to relieve you of your points. Remember that.

:kiss:

Rudyo
03-11-2007, 10:47 PM
Danny Williams KO 2 Wladimir Klitschko.

!! AI-Holmes!!
03-11-2007, 11:48 PM
Me and laddie have got about 230 billion between us now and I'm gonna give away all but about 80 billion of it so come get some yer ****in navigators of the windward passage!
Send some this way Hoff.:headbang: :headbang:

MickyHatton
03-12-2007, 09:56 AM
If there is any still going, I'll have some mate? (As long as you dont expect me to carry out an ginger sexual favours that is)

Oasis_Lad
03-12-2007, 09:59 AM
If there is any still going, I'll have some mate? (As long as you dont expect me to carry out an ginger sexual favours that is)

2 billion donated to Micky. :luvbed:

MickyHatton
03-12-2007, 10:16 AM
2 billion donated to Micky. :luvbed:

Cheers buddy!

BIGPOPPAPUMP
03-12-2007, 10:17 AM
We are actually investigating how such an amount an amount of points was built up. At this point, if foul play is found. We will retract all of the points.

BIGPOPPAPUMP
03-12-2007, 10:22 AM
Actually after taking a look at how much abuse has gone with the point system in the last few weeks. Im going to personally ask the powers above to get rid of it. There is really no point in having it. People cheat their way to high numbers, abuse the system. We went through a lot trouble to revamp it and people go searching for loopholes to take it apart.

One member has over one trillion dollars, meanwhile he was broke last week. That's all I need to give me a clear signal on what's going on.

TheHoff!
03-12-2007, 11:54 AM
Actually after taking a look at how much abuse has gone with the point system in the last few weeks. Im going to personally ask the powers above to get rid of it. There is really no point in having it. People cheat their way to high numbers, abuse the system. We went through a lot trouble to revamp it and people go searching for loopholes to take it apart.

One member has over one trillion dollars, meanwhile he was broke last week. That's all I need to give me a clear signal on what's going on.

Good. Due to people abusing the loophole the points system has been completely devalued and now means nothing. It's absolutely no ****in fun when you can get billions and billions of points through a shit ****in scam that takes no time at all to pull off. I asked the people involved to stop using the loophole as it rendered the whole system worthless but obviously they didnt listen to me...and after they made their trillions i thought why ****in not. I might as well do it an all.

I hope you sort it out bigpoppa.

Welter_Skelter
03-12-2007, 12:21 PM
I have heard the PINOYS state on many occasions that it is THIER goal to have all 30 postions on the richest user list..
I will do any and everything I can to stop that..
Even if that means playing them at their own game..

*AKO PA HA!
03-12-2007, 01:19 PM
I have heard the PINOYS state on many occasions that it is THIER goal to have all 30 postions on the richest user list..
I will do any and everything I can to stop that..
Even if that means playing them at their own game..
:bryce: you heard it to your sister in law.tell her she was wrong.:tapedshut there is nothing wrong if our goal to be on top and help our fellow pinoys to be rich as long as we don't cheat.our goal atleast 20 pinoy on top.magic chups and me are already on top.we get our points in the arcade.so you where did you get your points? are you the one who told thehoff how to get more points in an easy way?wright?the question who started this?is not pinoy.pinoy are already on top.i guess you are only jealous and can't accept that pinoy is always on top.you'll do anything to stop pinoy.it is obvious you are jealous.stop spying us:owned: :haha:

kayjay
03-12-2007, 01:29 PM
. can't accept that pinay is always on top.

I let them have the top

Welter_Skelter
03-12-2007, 01:42 PM
:bryce: you heard it to your sister in law.tell her she was wrong.:tapedshut there is nothing wrong if our goal to be on top and help our fellow pinoys to be rich as long as we don't cheat.our goal atleast 20 pinoy on top.magic chups and me are already on top.we get our points in the arcade.so you where did you get your points? are you the one who told thehoff how to get more points in an easy way?wright?the question who started this?is not pinoy.pinoy are already on top.i guess you are only jealous and can't accept that pinoy is always on top.you'll do anything to stop pinoy.it is obvious you are jealous.stop spying us:owned: :ha:

Hi AKO PA HA...:wave:

ARCADE MY ASS.... LOL 500 points for a high score eh? I like your sense of humuor..
BUt the JIG is up. We will all soon be very E-Broke..

HINT.. I have seen MJ's account in the RED ...

*AKO PA HA!
03-12-2007, 01:54 PM
Hi AKO PA HA...

ARCADE MY ASS.... LOL 500 points for a high score eh? I like your sense of humuor..
BUt the JIG is up. We will all soon be very E-Broke..

HINT.. I have seen MJ's account in the RED ...
:fing26: yes,better start to zero and see who will be on top again.:bsflag: it is already a tradition that pinoy always the reachest in points here in bs.enough said!:haha: :nana:

BrooklynBomber
03-12-2007, 02:50 PM
:fing26: yes,better start to zero and see who will be on top again.:bsflag: it is already a tradition that pinoy always the reachest in points here in bs.enough said!:haha: :nana:

But you cheated your way there the first time around as well. So, whats the point.
And c'mon, e-points?

Shanus
03-12-2007, 03:18 PM
:fing26: yes,better start to zero and see who will be on top again.:bsflag: it is already a tradition that pinoy always the reachest in points here in bs.enough said!:haha: :nana:

If you're this excited about e-points I'd love to see your face when you receive your wage packet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs7cGPoLGpY

Something like that, I'd imagine.

American_Ninja
03-12-2007, 05:08 PM
This is ****ed BPP let us have some fun.

TheHoff!
03-12-2007, 05:12 PM
If the pinoys want the top spots that bad then let em have em. As long as I've got enough points to change a few peoples avatar and custom title every now and again I'm happy.

American_Ninja
03-12-2007, 05:25 PM
If the pinoys want the top spots that bad then let em have em. As long as I've got enough points to change a few peoples avatar and custom title every now and again I'm happy.

Exactly E-Points = Power= Dont **** with me.

Welter_Skelter
03-12-2007, 06:47 PM
This is ****ed BPP let us have some fun.

LOL that will work.. ASK the MOD to do something while your SIG promotes his OVERTHROW..:lol1:

`STEELHEAD
03-13-2007, 02:14 AM
Me and laddie have got about 230 billion between us now and I'm gonna give away all but about 80 billion of it so come get some yer ****in navigators of the windward passage!

hello the hoff. am i elgible for points?
thanks

Southpaw Stinger
03-13-2007, 10:21 AM
Wheres me points gone????

TheHoff!
03-13-2007, 10:30 AM
Wheres me points gone????

Theres a thread in the lounge that explains it southpaw me darling. Go have a gander.

Southpaw Stinger
03-13-2007, 11:57 AM
Theres a thread in the lounge that explains it southpaw me darling. Go have a gander.

bloody outrage it is babes. I had 50,000 before i invested so i have been robbed :nonono:
never mind, make love not war :luvbed:

Oasis_Lad
03-13-2007, 11:58 AM
bloody outrage it is babes. I had 50,000 before i invested so i have been robbed :nonono:
never mind, make love not war :luvbed:

The bank of Limey may return though.

Southpaw Stinger
03-13-2007, 12:00 PM
The bank of Limey may return though.

it will be an outlaw bank so it will, i like that :hitit:

TheHoff!
03-13-2007, 12:03 PM
it will be an outlaw bank so it will, i like that :hitit:

Robin Hood aint got **** all on us southpaw. He never gave away billions did he? A few gold coins and that was cunting it.

Shanus
03-13-2007, 12:08 PM
So is the point abusing trick still in play? If it is you shouldn't bother doing it unless the Pinoy's are, that way you can't be blamed for ****ing up the point system.

TheHoff!
03-13-2007, 12:10 PM
So is the point abusing trick still in play? If it is you shouldn't bother doing it unless the Pinoy's are, that way you can't be blamed for ****ing up the point system.

Nah, I dont think anyone will be able to use that scam anymore...which is a good thing.

Southpaw Stinger
03-13-2007, 12:23 PM
Robin Hood aint got **** all on us southpaw. He never gave away billions did he? A few gold coins and that was cunting it.

Robin Hood is overated. I bet he kept all the cash for himself and spent all day shagging Will Scarlet.

TheHoff!
03-13-2007, 12:26 PM
Robin Hood is overated. I bet he kept all the cash for himself and spent all day shagging Will Scarlet.

I wouldnt put it past him. The dirty bastard! The big oak was a right ****in love nest wasnt it.