View Full Version : 12 inch penis or UFC/Pride Champion?


Zen
01-22-2003, 05:31 PM
Which would you prefer? I know, I know, most of you probably have 12 inch peni and are future UFC or Pride champs but make a selection already and state the reason. Ladies, you can vote too, would you rather have a man packin' a dozen or a MMA Champion.

I would prefer a 12 inch pecker, that would last for life, or at least it would work for a good 40 or 50 years, than it's Viagra time. MMA Champ would only be for a couple of years.

The Mouse
01-22-2003, 05:40 PM
12 inches? **** that, lol.. i'd hurt her bad!! I do just fine with what I got. (=

I'd deffinitelly pick the UFC and/or Pride Champion any day of the week.

Zen
01-22-2003, 05:44 PM
Good point, my wife says she wouldn't want a guy with 12, that's probably just to make me feel better about my 2. I think I changed my mind to Pride/UFC Champ cause I enjoy my orgasms just as much with a deuce as I would with a dozen.

lil'surfer girl
01-22-2003, 05:49 PM
I have never actually seen 12", but if it looks like that pic that Ensanity posted in the Male Rottie Forum then HELL NO...keep that thing far away from me.

the_shrike
01-22-2003, 05:51 PM
UFC champ = doesn't matter what size, as long as well used, will get hotties anyway

The Ensanity
01-22-2003, 05:51 PM
Originally posted by lil'surfer girl
I have never actually seen 12", but if it looks like that pic that Ensanity posted in the Male Rottie Forum then HELL NO...keep that thing far away from me. You know you want the burrito dick

Zen
01-22-2003, 05:53 PM
12" and some stamina= ****star and ****ing many fine women also

rigid
01-22-2003, 06:03 PM
i'd go with the 12 inches.i know most chicks say it's not the size that matters but if i had a 12 incher, i'd be knockin on the vivid execs doors ready to go.if you had a pole like that, you could **** **** stars for a living.i know they say the pay is not as good as you think, but you still gotta make a pretty good check and you will be shootin loads in chicks faces all day.that's not bad for a day at the office

Curly Howard
01-22-2003, 06:06 PM
I'll take Pride/UFC champ. I'm married so my sex life is over anyway.

casp3r
01-22-2003, 08:44 PM
you can't have a 12 inch penis

casp3r
01-22-2003, 10:08 PM
cuz then it would be a foot

The Ensanity
01-22-2003, 10:16 PM
Originally posted by casp3r
cuz then it would be a foot HAHAHHAHAHAHA

Fallout
01-22-2003, 11:29 PM
UFC or PRIDE champ. If your a PRIDE champion, who needs a huge dick to get women? They will be all over you just because your a fighter

VulgarTheClown
01-23-2003, 12:00 AM
UFC/PRIDE champ hands down no question. I do fine with my 6 3/4 length and 5 in girth

VulgarTheClown
01-23-2003, 12:01 AM
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!!!

1in length and 5 in gurth

seldomTap
01-23-2003, 01:44 AM
I already have 12 inches so will have to settle with the belts

Bzob
01-23-2003, 07:45 AM
:lol1:

Bzob
01-23-2003, 07:47 AM
I will stick with my 11 1/2 penis and be the UFC Champ

Kato
01-23-2003, 07:47 AM
There is no way in hell I would let 11 1/2 inches get near me,

Bzob
01-23-2003, 07:49 AM
alright 11 1/4

Kato
01-23-2003, 01:25 PM
...ok...;)...lol now wake up baby

Bzob
01-23-2003, 01:32 PM
ok....2 1/2 inches :(

Kato
01-23-2003, 01:35 PM
no baby you are the perfect size and gurth, you fit me just right ;)

VulgarTheClown
01-23-2003, 01:36 PM
she said i do to

Bzob
01-23-2003, 01:38 PM
SHe was talking about you and your gerbil

VulgarTheClown
01-23-2003, 01:41 PM
no she was talkin about my penis and your butt

Kato
01-23-2003, 01:45 PM
you said butt...lol

VulgarTheClown
01-23-2003, 01:47 PM
yeah butt

handjobs4dollars
01-23-2003, 02:15 PM
Can i be like a kotc champion and get like an 8 inch penis.

VulgarTheClown
01-23-2003, 02:21 PM
lol