Gang,

I propose we save our pennies and club together to buy out the people of the Isle of Man.

We can then have our own version of the Night of the Long Knives and kidnap every Ginger in the UK and ship them out there.

In the long run they will thank us for it, imagine the fun they will have down the bars of Douglas being crooned by likes of Mick Hucknall and Cilla Black.

I also propose we get one of us to infiltrate their ranks (I'll leave that to The Hoff or Oasis_Lad to name a name)

We can start with these cunts!

http://www.stampdemon.co.uk/ginger.htm
http://www.redandproud.com/Red%20Herring%20-%20Shoo%20Rayner.htm

That is a fine idea Micky. I'll get on the case and start recruiting immediately. It's a dangerous mission though to infiltrate the ginger camp so I think we need a brave and daring bum boy who is never afraid.

I propose Robo. He's the man for the job.

That is a fine idea Micky. I'll get on the case and start recruiting immediately. It's a dangerous mission though to infiltrate the ginger camp so I think we need a brave and daring bum boy who is never afraid.

I propose Robo. He's the man for the job.

I second that proposal. Can someone minute this for future archives!

I'd happily be a mole if I could have this island as my Kingdom, with Isla Fisher as my queen....