View Full Version : k, THIS is me.


The Mouse
01-22-2003, 02:35 PM
http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/pubimage.asp?id_=1419832

Let's see if it works...

The Mouse
01-22-2003, 02:36 PM
did everythin i was supposed to do.. and it still didnt ****ING WORK!!!

Tha Playa
01-22-2003, 02:37 PM
Yes it did, you just have to click the link.

Allison
01-22-2003, 02:37 PM
Damn. I cant comment.


Villagephotos does that sometimes even when you put IMG tags..not sure why.

Kimura
01-22-2003, 02:37 PM
Don't worry Matt, I'm here to help.

http://www.kaiulani.com/hiro/rogaine.jpg

The Mouse
01-22-2003, 02:39 PM
Damn. I cant comment.

c'mon i posted it to take some criticism.

Zen
01-22-2003, 02:41 PM
I'd hit it. You look much bigger than I would've expected. What's your height and weight? Nice tat's, got anymore pic's of your tats?

Kimura
01-22-2003, 02:42 PM
Is that the taco bell chihuahua toy behind you?

The Mouse
01-22-2003, 02:43 PM
haha.. yea Taco Bell rocks man!! .. i only got it cuz i have a chiwuawa named 'cricket' that look like him.

And I'm 160lb. weight division, 5'10''.. 5'11'' i think.

Kimura
01-22-2003, 02:45 PM
Somehow I didn't picture you owning a 3 lb. dog named Cricket.

The Mouse
01-22-2003, 02:46 PM
hehe.. she's like 3 and a half pounds. I named her cricket cuz shes so small and cute. and what's a matter? I'm a big ****ing fluffy care-bear full of love, y wouldnt i have a cute lil dog like that?

Nuno
01-22-2003, 02:47 PM
You kinda look like Rigid's avatar.

Leather
01-22-2003, 02:48 PM
What is wrote in your tatoo?

The Mouse
01-22-2003, 02:48 PM
when i take my shirt off i get that a lot.

Zen
01-22-2003, 02:48 PM
damn, your skinny, you must have a big melon or some ****, or maybe you look tough so you don't look that small. I'm not dogging you either, I'm 5'11" 205 and I'm fat as hell, I need to get down to around 175 to 185 but I like to eat way too much!

Kimura
01-22-2003, 02:49 PM
Because you mutilate kittens.

http://www.lifeisajoke.com/Animal/kittensoup.jpg

Zen
01-22-2003, 02:50 PM
Originally posted by Leather
What is wrote in your tatoo?

Only Zen420 Can Judge Me

The Mouse
01-22-2003, 02:51 PM
lol.. yea it says Only God Can Judge Me.. i got writting all over my body..

RyDawg
01-22-2003, 02:54 PM
I see a wife beater where there should be a Globalmma.com t-shirt. Tsk tsk.

Bzob
01-22-2003, 03:00 PM
I think i see a booger. You appear thicker that what i xpected from your height/ weight combo

Kimura
01-22-2003, 03:01 PM
I see a kitten killer!

Waylander
01-22-2003, 03:02 PM
You look like you could be my long lost brother. Im supposed to have a couple half bros on my dads side. I shall call you, mini-me.

Waylander
01-22-2003, 03:02 PM
Oh, and smile next time.

VulgarTheClown
01-22-2003, 03:05 PM
Bro you look ****in diesel!

and definately look bigger than 160.

put up pics of your tats.

VulgarTheClown
01-22-2003, 03:06 PM
people say i'm intimidating (I don't believe them) also i'm not easily intimidated but your pic intimidated me.

The Mouse
01-22-2003, 03:08 PM
lol.. I'm sorry it intimidated you.. I'm nuthin but a soft red rose, lol... im not a violent man.. well thats a lie.

I took that pic last night.. its the first one i've taken since i got a digital camera.. i'll take more later.

handjobs4dollars
01-22-2003, 03:10 PM
Why the **** is it. I'm like one of the biggest guys here, you skinny ****s look badass and I look like I'm in a gap ad.

VulgarTheClown
01-22-2003, 03:12 PM
I feel your pain Gman

Waylander
01-22-2003, 03:13 PM
Thats me in my avatar. Im buff. The pigtails are intimidating too.

RyDawg
01-22-2003, 03:18 PM
gman, 95% of my wardrobe is Abercrombie & Fitch, so I don't exactly fit in with the Globalmma trend, either.

Allison
01-22-2003, 03:22 PM
Matt-very nice looking. For some reason, thats exactly how i pictured you, though I dont think I've ever sen a picture.

Vulgar- If by intimidating, you mean homosexual, then I concur that you do look intimidating.

handjobs4dollars
01-22-2003, 03:22 PM
I need to by some wife beaters to fit in here. Then some tatoo's. I'll keep wearing my tapout hat,but shave my head.

VulgarTheClown
01-22-2003, 03:23 PM
hey like i said i don;t think i'm intiidating but then again iwas wearing long sleeves.

I don;t necisarily think i look gay. soft yes gay no.

so back off NIPPLE PINCHER!

The Mouse
01-22-2003, 03:23 PM
I need to by some wife beaters to fit in here. Then some tatoo's. I'll keep wearing my tapout hat,but shave my head.

lol...

Allison, thankyou for the compliment.

RyDawg
01-22-2003, 03:24 PM
Yeah, she goes home to Tanner the Studmaster, though. None of us have a chance.

Allison
01-22-2003, 03:25 PM
i was holding back.

The Mouse
01-22-2003, 03:25 PM
Doesn't mean I can't enjoy the compliment though.

The Ensanity
01-22-2003, 03:27 PM
Originally posted by Allison


Vulgar- If by intimidating, you mean homosexual, then I concur that you do look intimidating. HAHAHHAHAHHAA

Allison
01-22-2003, 03:32 PM
Tanner isnt the jealous type. My husband is, though.

RyDawg
01-22-2003, 03:35 PM
Here's a tip: all men are the jealous type. Some just hide it better than others.

Big_Papa
01-22-2003, 03:39 PM
Dont fret the dog crack Matt, I have a solid white Chihuahua named Sadie, anyways you look bigger than I expected which is a good thing, if you lived closer, me, you, and waylander would hang out and spar and ****.

Allison
01-22-2003, 03:59 PM
Originally posted by RyDawg
Here's a tip: all men are the jealous type. Some just hide it better than others.

I'll buy that.

The Mouse
01-22-2003, 04:04 PM
I'm not the jealouse type.. I'm only somewhat jealouse of the girls that I deeply care about, which is unheard of now adays with me. Got lots of friends with benefits.. but I could care less about who else they're doin besides me, cuz they don't mean a whole lot to me. so yea.. there's always exceptions.

lil'surfer girl
01-22-2003, 04:17 PM
Whoa...yeah...okay, nice pic... *drool*

I cheated though, I already knew what you looked like which is why everytime I read one of your posts I can't help but picture you naked. So how 'bout helping a girl out and adding a little truth to her already overly vivid imagination??

The Mouse
01-22-2003, 04:20 PM
...and how did you know what I looked like? That's the very first pic I've ever done on a computer.. unless u saw me fight before?

lil'surfer girl
01-22-2003, 04:23 PM
You'd like to know, wouldn't you?

...and no, I've never been to one of your fights.

Big_Papa
01-22-2003, 04:24 PM
She's been peeping in your window dude.

The Mouse
01-22-2003, 04:24 PM
God damnit.. I'm really curious.. u dont even live in Los Angeles.

ArjukanpoKarate
01-22-2003, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by Matt Jensen
hehe.. she's like 3 and a half pounds. I named her cricket cuz shes so small and cute. and what's a matter? I'm a big ****ing fluffy care-bear full of love, y wouldnt i have a cute lil dog like that?


Awww you have a little 3 pound dog how cute.

lil'surfer girl
01-22-2003, 04:42 PM
Nope, have not even been to LA in at least 3 years.

Papa, keep your voyeuristic fantasies to yourself and the next time you trample the flowers outside my bedroom window, i will let the dog out after your ass.

The Mouse
01-22-2003, 04:52 PM
When u commin down to LA again? :)

lil'surfer girl
01-22-2003, 04:55 PM
Soon, if all goes well.

Oh, and I am a friend of Wilhelm & Val's..hence the pic I had seen of you.

The Mouse
01-22-2003, 04:56 PM
i c

Waylander
01-22-2003, 05:04 PM
I have a little kitten named kittie.

The Mouse
01-22-2003, 05:07 PM
I got a big heavy wooden bat named Julie.

Valerie
01-22-2003, 06:57 PM
I took that pic last night.. its the first one i've taken since i got a digital camera.. i'll take more later.

yeah, nuddie ones right???!! ::wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more!::

:crazy2:

And he's such a sweet ***** cat in person guys~ :noangel:

I have a good pic of you and Wilhelm from Velvet awhile back~

and hey! Go to Dungeon this Saturday so I can see ya!

The Mouse
01-22-2003, 09:42 PM
haha, don't tell 'em what I'm like in person!! gotta keep that fighter image u know? lol..

Dungeon sounds dope, but I got a date that night scheduled.:crazy2: Think she'd get scared away if I brought her to Dungeon, haha!!

And no nude pics!! ..yet. (=

LukeDothSucketh
01-22-2003, 09:43 PM
You = bad ass.

RyDawg
01-22-2003, 09:45 PM
Matt, if you ever need to borrow some Abercrombie or hair wax, I'm your man. :crazy2:

The Mouse
01-22-2003, 09:48 PM
i'll stick to the good 'ol american blade. lol...thanx though

RyDawg
01-22-2003, 09:49 PM
You use a straight razor? I've always wanted to become good with one, they seem a hell of a lot better and I have incredibly prickery whiskers on my face. Razor burn is hell.

Bella
01-22-2003, 11:46 PM
5 o clock shadows all the way baby.

rtbrouwer
01-23-2003, 01:31 AM
You look like Doggfather...... I tought you were fooling me by posting his pic but you could be ****ing twins!

Bella
01-23-2003, 01:34 AM
I wouldn't go that far. I'm sure Jensen is way over 5'1

seldomTap
01-23-2003, 01:39 AM
You look heavier than 160 for 5'11...but maybe that is just your dome!

Kinda like a mean lookin Ed Norton in AHX I would say

The Mouse
01-23-2003, 11:13 AM
You look heavier than 160 for 5'11...but maybe that is just your dome!
Kinda like a mean lookin Ed Norton in AHX I would say

lol, I'll take this as a compliment, thanx.

I'm sure Jensen is way over 5'1

Yea, I'm about 5'11'' (=

put 'em up
01-23-2003, 03:29 PM
LSG said you were something to behold - & she was right.

DOGGx0
01-23-2003, 04:05 PM
rtb- i thought it was a pic of me when i opened it. hahahahhaha

bella- i think the height difference is the only thing that is different. other than that... the fact that he is 100% white, and i am 50% white. Our complections are a little different. However he looks a lil dark there, so i guess it is a possibility.

Oh!!!! And he has alot more tattoos than me. I have alot, but he has himself covered.

Valerie
01-23-2003, 04:14 PM
awww, well, that's cool about the date Matt~ Have fun and hope all goes well!

hurry up on those nudes!!!! :)

Bzob
01-23-2003, 04:16 PM
Fatty fatty

Valerie
01-23-2003, 04:34 PM
did I mention that I am hungry????????????

REALLY hungry?

Bzob
01-23-2003, 04:35 PM
I know why?!

The Mouse
01-23-2003, 04:44 PM
Feed that lil baby inside you good, Valerie!! (=

Valerie
01-23-2003, 04:45 PM
yeah, I think BZob should satisfy her just fine!

Bzob
01-23-2003, 04:52 PM
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Pac808
01-23-2003, 05:53 PM
That is exactly how I would have pictured you looking. But not that friendly.

Kimura
01-23-2003, 05:55 PM
Post some more pics.

The Mouse
01-23-2003, 06:13 PM
I'll post some more pics Saturday evening I think... what, that pic wasn't good enough or what?

Kimura
01-23-2003, 10:41 PM
You're so ugly I used your pic in my car window as an anti-theft device.

The Mouse
01-24-2003, 01:49 AM
That's harsh man.