Have you been couting your calories? Are you tight like a tiger?

tite!

I am tight like a grizley bear

word.

I am hard like dolphin.

Dr. Evil, you are tight like a tiger.
http://www.alanjohns.fsnet.co.uk/goldmember/goldmember.jpg

Thats not Dr. Evil.....

That's Goldmember telling Dr. Evil how tight he is.

"You want a smoke and a pancake?"

I'm toight like a toiger.

I'm soft like bunnny rabbit

I'm as wet as a virgin school girl, getting ****ed by the priest for the very first time.

Jensen, Have you read much by De Sade?

Just like watching ****o with 6 *****es, Im the hardest one in here

Im tight like relax fit jeans

Jensen, Have you read much by De Sade?

No I haven't, should I?

Of course.

Originally posted by Nuno
I'm toight like a toiger. Finally! Someone who understands the phrase!

"The most infamous writer in the history of French literature, who occasionally has been hailed as "the freest spirit who has ever existed." Marquis de Sade published erotic writings, that gave rise to the term sadism - enjoyment of cruelty, which first made it into a dictionary in 1834. His works have been seen as exploration of sexual and political freedom, and on the other hand he was a multiple rapist, torturer, and proto-murderer."

...Intriguing

I'm reading 120 Days of Sodom now..Though, I think all of his works are online.

http://www.alcofielen.com/pics/forumpics/spam/hijacked.jpg