Below are some bumper sticker slogans from www.masturbateforpeace.com (yes...that is a real website!)


* Hairy palms not cluster bombs
* Give war the finger
* If your semen is a spillin', there won't be time for any killin'!
* Lay a hand on yourself before laying a hand on others
* War is out pound your trout
* Pull your **** not a glock
* Self-guided muscles not missiles
* Send your little troops into your hand, not a foreign land
* All we are saying, is give peace a wank
* Don't Fire - Pull Your Wire
* Pull together for peace
* Abuse your middle piece, not the Middle East
* Self-Love Not War
* More head less dead
* No missiles in the sky, self-gratify
* Touch your sack, not Iraq
* Put Your Fingers In Yourself, Not On A Trigger
* My bush doesn't declare war
* Suppose they gave a war and everybody came instead
* One cum a day keeps war away
* Pull Puds, Not Scuds
* Rub Your Wombat If You Hate Combat
* Be a healer spank your weiner
* Beat your meat, not your enemy
* Choke your chicken, not your enemy
* Be kind - make yourself blind
* Let's beat violence together
* Peace won't work unless you jerk.
* Peace is but a few strokes away
* Stroke your piece for peace
* Spill Your Seed, Not Blood
* Shoot nothing but your wad
* Slap the salami, not Saddam-i!
* More Wanks, Less Tanks
* We've got the whole world in our hands....
* Contributing to peace 1 oz. at a time.
* Whack, don't attack!
* Don't hate, masturbate
* Solve global issues with a tissue
* World peace is at hand
* If you can still read this, you aren't masturbating enough
* Gism Activism
* Be a peacebringer with one or more fingers!
* No arms for war, just hands for peace
* War can wait, masturbate!
* Forget smart bombs, use both arms!
* Hairy palms against dropping bombs
* All we are saying is - give self love a chance!
* All We Are Saying Is Give Peace A Hand
* Halt the meanness with your penis!
* Don't Sweat the Petty Stuff, Pet the Sweaty Stuff
* Blow up dolls, not people!
* Forget Iraq... Stay Home and Whack
* Spank Dick & Bush For Peace!!!!
* War's no joke, stop and stroke!
* Make stains, not war
* Peace is Coming ... and Coming
* Peace is in your hands
* Beat your meat, not your neighbor

Some of those are pretty funny.......

Forget Iraq... Stay Home and Whack

If you can still read this, you aren't masturbating enough

Shoot nothing but your wad

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