View Full Version : Who has kids?


Kimura
01-21-2003, 10:55 PM
I don't have any that I know of.

handjobs4dollars
01-21-2003, 10:57 PM
I'm still one.

Kimura
01-21-2003, 10:59 PM
19 is old enough to be a father, gman.

Valerie
01-21-2003, 11:00 PM
One on the way! Feb 18th! :baby:

Kimura
01-21-2003, 11:02 PM
Congrats Val. This your first?

Valerie
01-21-2003, 11:05 PM
Yup!

seldomTap
01-22-2003, 12:07 AM
None I pay for

Kimura
01-22-2003, 12:28 AM
And how many do you have that you don't pay for?

seldomTap
01-22-2003, 12:30 AM
I am legally not allowed to comment on that, it would go against my counsels advice

Kimura
01-22-2003, 12:35 AM
At long last! DAD

seldomTap
01-22-2003, 12:38 AM
Shhhh...line up for a DNA test like the rest of them kiddo!

HockeyFighter
01-22-2003, 12:44 AM
43

Kimura
01-22-2003, 12:46 AM
It's impossible to have 43 kids while still a virgin and test tube babies don't count.

HockeyFighter
01-22-2003, 12:54 AM
Virgin huh

seldomTap
01-22-2003, 12:56 AM
It must have been a helluva Xmas break for you Hockeyfighter!

HockeyFighter
01-22-2003, 01:06 AM
yes it was

seldomTap
01-22-2003, 01:08 AM
You should be in hibernation now for a while to regain your 'strength' so to speak

HockeyFighter
01-22-2003, 01:11 AM
I have 19 years of strength saved up

seldomTap
01-22-2003, 01:13 AM
I feel sorry for the poor Kaila...19 years of pent up testosterone...phew

The Ensanity
01-22-2003, 01:22 AM
I have 4. three different mothers. Child support is a *****.

Joey-2

Billy-2

Ralphy-5

Bobby-2

seldomTap
01-22-2003, 01:24 AM
Ensanity, I guess I am not the first to suggest a visit to the chemist and a bulk pack of condoms would probably not go astray!

Seriously though, how do you do it, supporting 4 kids like that? I am flat out looking after myself

The Ensanity
01-22-2003, 01:29 AM
I do a lot of hustling on E-Bay

I say I got a towel from Janet Jackson, and get a few hundred for it

I stop getting condoms from the 99cent store

Im going to sue that company

seldomTap
01-22-2003, 01:30 AM
Well you have grounds for it...4 of them!

I will never buy another Janet Jackson towel again

The Ensanity
01-22-2003, 01:32 AM
HAHAHHAHAHAHA

Im yankin your crack

No kids

Condoms from the mini mart--Trojans

Im broke with no hustle

The Ensanity
01-22-2003, 01:38 AM
A black man with a son named "RALPHY"

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

seldomTap
01-22-2003, 01:53 AM
Ralphy is a good name for a kid...Damn you, you will pay for your deception!

The Ensanity
01-22-2003, 01:58 AM
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

but Im really thinking about the ebay thing

VulgarTheClown
01-22-2003, 02:07 AM
none thanks to these...


http://www.hangers.com/pictures/medium/dre17-m.jpg

The Ensanity
01-22-2003, 02:10 AM
AAAHHHhhhh...MY OLD USER NAME!

VulgarTheClown
01-22-2003, 02:27 AM
i love those things
did you read the story about my grampa?

Curly Howard
01-22-2003, 07:36 AM
I have 2. One is 12 going on 30 and the other is 10.

Bzob
01-22-2003, 07:55 AM
Kato and I have 4 and one on the way.

Andrez
Jane
Uribi
Mia
The unborn ( Ana)

Kato
01-22-2003, 07:55 AM
Between me and bzob we have 4 and one on the way.

Andrez 11
Jane 7
Uribi 6
Mia 5

Ana Cecilia in belly

Kato
01-22-2003, 07:56 AM
Originally posted by Bzob
Kato and I have 4 and one on the way.

Andrez
Jane
Uribi
Mia
The unborn ( Ana)


lol good morning my love....:lol1:

Bzob
01-22-2003, 08:17 AM
:stupid:

Kimura
01-22-2003, 08:26 AM
:spam:

Kato
01-22-2003, 08:28 AM
Originally posted by Bzob
:stupid:

listen genius we hit the submit button at the same time

Big_Papa
01-22-2003, 08:29 AM
I have 2.

Kassy 5
Jacob 3

realkaps
01-22-2003, 08:31 AM
Kato and Bzob are building an army. I have no kids that I am aware of.....

Kato
01-22-2003, 08:35 AM
lol yeah... but big families are so much fun ;)

VulgarTheClown
01-22-2003, 10:40 AM
Originally posted by Kato
lol yeah... but big families are so much fun ;)

TO EAT!

Bzob
01-22-2003, 10:45 AM
Note to self: Keep vuger away from the children.

Kato
01-22-2003, 10:45 AM
I am afraid my little monsters would finish with you before you even tried VUlgar

Bzob
01-22-2003, 10:50 AM
Word