It aint even bastard funny how ****in broke I am. I cant afford to go to the boozer tonight for the pool comp and I cant even afford to get to ****in work tommorow morning. I had to phone up the taxi rank I use regularly and ask the ****ers if I could get a cab tommorow morning and pay em when I get paid later in the week. Thank the allah fella, the cunts know me so they've said that'd be alright.

****in sweaty bastard ballbags! :(

Come and cheer me up lads. The Hoff needs some loving in this time of need.

It aint even bastard funny how ****in broke I am. I cant afford to go to the boozer tonight for the pool comp and I cant even afford to get to ****in work tommorow morning. I had to phone up the taxi rank I use regularly and ask the ****ers if I could get a cab tommorow morning and pay em when I get paid later in the week. Thank the allah fella, the cunts know me so they've said that'd be alright.

****in sweaty bastard ballbags! :(

Come and cheer me up lads. The Hoff needs some loving in this time of need.


jesus christ you need to get a ****ing beer down you neck and a ****ing hand down your pants. If I can help with the latter you need only ask.

jesus christ you need to get a ****ing beer down you neck and a ****ing hand down your pants. If I can help with the latter you need only ask.

It's big enough for the both of us.

Post any kind of lapse/struggle in your life and you will be ridiculed for it in the future. Thats how the real *****es in here work when they need to find their worth. Just lookin' out 4 ya. I'd edit it out..................Rockin':boxing:

jesus christ you need to get a ****ing beer down you neck and a ****ing hand down your pants. If I can help with the latter you need only ask.
I cant even afford a bastard beer. What has the ****in world come to eh...

A beer, a beer, my kingdom for a bastard beer!
Post any kind of lapse/struggle in your life and you will be ridiculed for it in the future. Thats how the real *****es in here work when they need to find their worth. Just lookin' out 4 ya. I'd edit it out..................Rockin':boxing:
I dont mind. The ****ers can say what they want. Thanks anyway though Rockin.



Laddie and Southpaw, shag me until I forget me woes. This world is a cruel place without any beer to cunting consume.

Post any kind of lapse/struggle in your life and you will be ridiculed for it in the future. Thats how the real *****es in here work when they need to find their worth. Just lookin' out 4 ya. I'd edit it out..................Rockin':boxing:

No ****. The thing is though is that most of the guys on here have been through tough times. But there's always going to be a smartass punk around who will make a hundred jokes out of someone's problems.

I cant even afford a bastard beer. What has the ****in world come to eh...

A beer, a beer, my kingdom for a bastard beer!

I dont mind. The ****ers can say what they want. Thanks anyway though Rockin.



Laddie and Southpaw, shag me until I forget me woes. This world is a cruel place without any beer to cunting consume.

I'll make everything better babes :luvbed:

I'll make everything better babes :luvbed:

Good man Southpaw :luvbed: Take me gently tonight. I need a sensitive lover who's in tune with me needs.

Welcome to my life, except you actually have a job.

I've been out of school for two years, yet I'm not eligible for job seekers allowance, it's a ****ing con.

I do sympathise, if only e-cash was real money.. we could afford to wipe out atleast half of the ginger population, we're not going to stop until we're successful either, whether we have a pot to piss in or not, so look on the bright side!

Welcome to my life, except you actually have a job.

I've been out of school for two years, yet I'm not eligible for job seekers allowance, it's a ****ing con.

I do sympathise, if only e-cash was real money.. we could afford to wipe out atleast half of the ginger population, we're not going to stop until we're successful either, whether we have a pot to piss in or not, so look on the bright side!

It's a ****ter having no money aint it Shanus. I should be at the ****in pub now.

...and if e-cash was real money we'd be able to tackle the ginger problem head on and make some real bastard headway. No fear though, we're doing good work as it is. Mishra is on the run, the ****in little cum satchel...so as you say, all is not lost and there is reason for optimism.

It aint even bastard funny how ****in broke I am. I cant afford to go to the boozer tonight for the pool comp and I cant even afford to get to ****in work tommorow morning. I had to phone up the taxi rank I use regularly and ask the ****ers if I could get a cab tommorow morning and pay em when I get paid later in the week. Thank the allah fella, the cunts know me so they've said that'd be alright.

****in sweaty bastard ballbags! :(

Come and cheer me up lads. The Hoff needs some loving in this time of need.
Or a paypal donation. :D

I know your pain my friend.

Or a paypal donation. :D

I know your pain my friend.

Aye, that'd help.

I love your avatar btw.

Aye, that'd help.

I love your avatar btw.
When you wrote that was it the Tony Blair one? Or this one?

Either way, both classics. :kiss:

When you wrote that was it the Tony Blair one? Or this one?

Either way, both classics. :kiss:

T'was sexy Tony :luvbed:

Ah! I just figured out why Southpaw gave me good k.

Dont worry, I wasnt going to... (if i'm thinking the same thing you were thinking).

When I'm short on money I call dad and he transfers some into my account. Try that...it may work.

Sorry bout that mate!

Get yourself down Liverpool docks, there are several Russian sailors looking for the type of good time only the Hoff can offer, they will pay top bucks for your service my friend!

Sorry bout that mate!

Get yourself down Liverpool docks, there are several Russian sailors looking for the type of good time only the Hoff can offer, they will pay top bucks for your service my friend!

Dont worry about me Micky. I got paid today so all is well once more...but i might just pop down to Liverpool docks anyway.

Russian sailors + The Hoff = :luvbed: :3some: