I heard your sister is hot. Please explain in great detail. Also, make the effort to get on AIM more :)

People say she looks like the chick on my avatar.:lovers:

Go away. Get a life. You should know better than to try to meet people off the 'net. Don't you know it never works out??

- The Jake

r0t in he11 you n00b3r33t L053R!!!!!!@@@@~!~!~!~!~

No, seriously. Get on AIM more, and tell us about your sister.

http://suptest1.connect.com.au/jarrod/donut.jpg

- The Jake

This tug-of-war can go on forever. I shall perservere. My forefathers stormed the beaches of Normandy. Yours chased dingos out of the campsite. I shall perservere. Just spill the beans.

http://suptest1.connect.com.au/jarrod/mygod.jpg

- The Jake

Asking about a guy's sister is illegal and puishable my a severe ass kicking. It's a law I made up when my friends started asking me about my sister.

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
Asking about a guy's sister is illegal and puishable my a severe ass kicking. It's a law I made up when my friends started asking me about my sister.

Aren't you the one always calling her a slut and a whore?

I'm with you Hockey.

Get this right.... when we grow up, the appeal of moving out of home is that eventually you get to be apart from your family and yet in being apart, you basically are closer. You get along better, things like that.

I'm planning an epic ****ing move to LA and all the while my sister (in the midst of signing a management contract and facing the possibility of moving with her actor bf) looks like she might be moving out to LA too...

ARGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

- The Jake

Hey, we exported Arju to you. It's only fair we get your sister back in return.

Wrong.

I'm being exported to America.

- The Jake

Yeah, if the Earth was a dartboard, the U.S. is the current bullseye. I think Canada is a safer bet. The only chance that they'll go to war is if someone launches nukes at us and hits them on accident.

Me and my sister definantely get along better now then we ever have before. But she wants to move here next year and that is probably a bad thing.

But about those friends. I got one of them back good.......I started dating his sister, muhahahahaha!

Yes but did you **** her in the ass? That's like the ultimate branding there! Your mate has no comeback to that one!

- The Jake

Not yet. But I am ****ing her.

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
Not yet. But I am ****ing her.

But it's on the cards, right? :)

- The Jake

It's been discussed as a future possibility.

Lovely work..... :)

- The Jake

One of the worst threads ever.

I've yet to see you start a thread yet....

- The Jake

I wish I had a sister I could sell to my friends, enemies, drunks at the pub...I would pimp the toe rag for all she is worth, then sell her to a Nike sweatshop

I'm gonna lease out my sister, any takers?

Pics?

How many miles does she have on the clock?

Well she's 32 and never been married. What's your opening bid?

*checks pockets for change*

$4.95 and a pack of gum

GOING ONCE.... GOING TWICE....

- The Jake

Come in spinner!

SOLD... to seldom.

- The Jake

WooHoo! I hope she can clean

Hockey can i have butt sex with your g/f?

TTT, I refuse to give up hope.

hahaha