I was sittin here drinkin my apple juice.. and I was thinkin, damn.. you are real sexy. What are my chances of meeting u, dating u, then making sweet love to you all night long? :noangel:

hehehehe

Thinking of a Tanner-the-Banner remark reminded me to ask.. where exactly is he? Does he still have a tummy ache?

Worst thread ever.

Originally posted by kimura
Worst thread ever.

After the 743rd "worst thread ever," it kinda stopped carrying any weight.

Damn.. rejected like an old jellybean stuck to the bottom of a shoe.

I'd still eat it.

I'd take it from your tongue with my tongue. :crazy2:

Soooooo, tell me what other talents you possess with your tongue....

So this is cyber flirting.

You let me show you, and I can promise you'd fall asleep afterwards in complete exstacy. :noangel:

The best feeling in the world is when a girl can't even stand up when everythin is done, lol.

That's a mighty big promise....one I will hold you to if I come back to Cali.

hehe.. okay

Next time get the name right on the top of the thread. I'm gonna be sick.

I'm gonna be sick.

Pleasure... Sex.. sickens you?

Originally posted by Matt Jensen
Pleasure... Sex.. sickens you? HAHHAHAHAHA

The thought of you having sex with my cheating lady, lsg, definitely sickens me.

YOUR cheating lady?

Let's not go back there again....lsg belongs to NO MAN.

Originally posted by lil'surfer girl
YOUR cheating lady?

Let's not go back there again....lsg belongs to NO MAN.

What about chicks.. do you belong to any chicks?

Originally posted by lil'surfer girl
YOUR cheating lady?

Let's not go back there again....lsg belongs to NO MAN. Not anymore that is.

And while your attention is here.. stop pimping out your cyber-poon and answer my damn PMs! I emptied my entire box like you said! :cuss:

How did this thread go from Matt wanting to get with Allison to this?

Ohhh, is ryan getting mouthy with me?

The AIM thing is not gonna happen. I am through with it...but, if you are around one morning this week and can hold my hand through it, I will get yahoo...but NO ****ing webcam ****, that's the thing nightmares are made of.

Originally posted by kimura
How did this thread go from Matt wanting to get with Allison to this?

Blame it on the jelly bean....

Im horny and in need of a ladies quivering body under mine. LSG was the first one to respond.

Originally posted by lil'surfer girl
Ohhh, is ryan getting mouthy with me?

The AIM thing is not gonna happen. I am through with it...but, if you are around one morning this week and can hold my hand through it, I will get yahoo...but NO ****ing webcam ****, that's the thing nightmares are made of.

I'm not going to hold your hand, that's where cooties come from. Well, there, and on the bottom of Matt's shoes.

Now, you know I hate these ****ings PMs and ****, so I am on your playing field here.. reply back :cool:

Nothing more pathetic than a group of guys cracking onto the one chick... hahahahahaha

- The Jake

Actually, the thought of sex with women does sicken Kimura. And unfortunately, Matt, you have little patience and I have Tanner. Oh yeah, I have that husband issue,too....

You know you love me.