LukeDothSucketh
01-21-2003, 03:52 PM
On January 21st, of the year 2003, the Off-Topic Posters of GlobalMMA.com were shocked by a new postwhore that went by the name of Hollywood. While some of his posts proved to be entertaining and filled with childish name calling, there was something deeper and darker behind the humour. Behind the Laughter, there were hidden intentions...
It all began on November 20th, 2002, a chilly winter day in Germany, where Michael Jackson was staying in a large hotel awaiting an award for his long gone pop music career. Suddenly, his fans flocked to the hotel, screaming, "Michael, vee vuv you!" (They were krauts). Graciouslly, Mr. Jackson went to the window and waved to his fans. The attention and emotion was sweeping the former pop star off his feet, or some might say, out of his mind...
Because at that moment, Michael had an idea. Having just been introduced to the exciting world of Mixed Martial Arts, and registered as a user on a new web site called GlobalMMA.com, Jackson thought he would show his fans his love of the sport and gain support from fans so he could make his return to the pop scene. So he ran inside, grabbed his young infant son, and proceded to dangle him out of the window yelling, "Who da man! I'm all about da man! Where da rocks at yo!". The crowd gasped in horror, and Jackson realized what he had just done. He bashfully retaurned to his hotel room and later apologized for the incident.
Realizing that he could never return to being the king of pop music after his flawed publicity stunt, he turned to the only thing left in his life that made sense: MMA. He began to study the users online at GlobalMMA.com for hours at a time, taking notes on their posting patterns, and thinking of nick names he could give people that would make them feel humiliated. Then finally, after months of preparation Jackson came out of his shell and burst onto the Off-Topic forum under the code name "Hollywood", where he wished he was.
Continually insulting certain members that questioned his style of wearing only one glove, he claimed time and time again he would one day dominate the forums and become the new MMA king. But little did he know was that after hours of taking notes by the computer, he had ignored his own appearance.
http://www.deansplanet.com/images/mjsnose.jpg
His nose began to cave in first, until his whole body collapsed into one big mess of white and black splotches on the floor.
The legend known as "Hollywood" had finally made his last post, and was never seen again. This has been Behind the Laughter, good night.
It all began on November 20th, 2002, a chilly winter day in Germany, where Michael Jackson was staying in a large hotel awaiting an award for his long gone pop music career. Suddenly, his fans flocked to the hotel, screaming, "Michael, vee vuv you!" (They were krauts). Graciouslly, Mr. Jackson went to the window and waved to his fans. The attention and emotion was sweeping the former pop star off his feet, or some might say, out of his mind...
Because at that moment, Michael had an idea. Having just been introduced to the exciting world of Mixed Martial Arts, and registered as a user on a new web site called GlobalMMA.com, Jackson thought he would show his fans his love of the sport and gain support from fans so he could make his return to the pop scene. So he ran inside, grabbed his young infant son, and proceded to dangle him out of the window yelling, "Who da man! I'm all about da man! Where da rocks at yo!". The crowd gasped in horror, and Jackson realized what he had just done. He bashfully retaurned to his hotel room and later apologized for the incident.
Realizing that he could never return to being the king of pop music after his flawed publicity stunt, he turned to the only thing left in his life that made sense: MMA. He began to study the users online at GlobalMMA.com for hours at a time, taking notes on their posting patterns, and thinking of nick names he could give people that would make them feel humiliated. Then finally, after months of preparation Jackson came out of his shell and burst onto the Off-Topic forum under the code name "Hollywood", where he wished he was.
Continually insulting certain members that questioned his style of wearing only one glove, he claimed time and time again he would one day dominate the forums and become the new MMA king. But little did he know was that after hours of taking notes by the computer, he had ignored his own appearance.
http://www.deansplanet.com/images/mjsnose.jpg
His nose began to cave in first, until his whole body collapsed into one big mess of white and black splotches on the floor.
The legend known as "Hollywood" had finally made his last post, and was never seen again. This has been Behind the Laughter, good night.