I remember one time I got punched in the face by some kid because he got told a bull**** rumor that I did something to his locker. I thought we were mates until he went ape****. He punched me and I'm reeling and I'm like "WTF was that for???"

'Nother time was this ****head who stayed down and caused a lot of fights, basically he beat the **** out me and I didn't raise a finger because I knew I'd get him suspended and I did. He got stabbed too before he left. Irony: nearly five years later after he got out of jail for attempted armed robbery I started spotting him at gym (and he started spotting me). Haven't seen him around for about a good year. I hope he's not back in jail....

- The Jake

In year 7, there was this guy Graham who was suppose to be the toughest guy in year 7, and he had beaten up every kid in the year...except me. One day he decided to take his chance, and to this day it was one of the most even fights I have been in. I clocked good early, knocked one of his adult teeth (whooo) out and he saw red, came out swinging, I wore one on my head, but avoided most of it, then dropped him with another right. There was no **** 70 kids standing around screaming and ****, it was great, till a teacher came and grabbed us and called my mum

I got jumped by 3 guys one day in school. Lets just say I got even about 2 weeks later.

when i was 16 I got jumped durring summer break by 4 graduated seniors,I was with 2 other friends. We werte all jumped i was the only one that faught back. I was arguing with one of them and got sucker punched by the big one. I got pissed and lookad at my friends they did nothing. So I walked away realizing we were about to get thrashed and as i walked away all pissed that ****er ran from behind and blind sided me with a punch to the back of the dome. I went down and he was kicking me and i was rolling getting kicked. when i went to stand up he soccer kicked me in the jaw to stand me up. So I ran away crying like that dude from "Friday" after his chains his grandmama bought him were snached bt Debo. I never got my revenge. his name was LLoyd Debrow.

In grade 9 I slammed a kid thru a door and then slammed his head into a wall.

I got jumped by about 7 "thuggish" black kids at a football game one time, and they came out worse off than I did LOL I covered up at first and all of them were trying to swing wild and get a good lick and they ended up knocking around thier own boys, then after they got tired I got a hold of a couple of them, the rest ran off. I just had a few bruises on my arms.


I got in a ton of fights in school, one time my football coach was doing a conspiracy speech about jfk assassination and I was all into it, and my gf at the time kept telling me that the guy behind her kept kicking her seat, i warned him twice, then told him i was going to beat his ass when the speech was over. When the lights came on I threw him against the wall, dropped my knees on him and flogged his head. It was ricocheting of this carpet wall, so one side he was all broken up with, and the other was getting rug burned.

another one at a poolhall, I caught a skateboard in the head, and went down to one knee and brought my punch up from the ground and clocked this kid, sent him soaring,then he got up and I tried crushing his larnyx til the cops started to roll up, and we all vamped.

Another time I went to watch a fight, and ended up fighting the guy who was fighting my friend because he wouldnt take his class ring off and my buddy got bloodied up.

When I was 12 at the Y this kid beat the **** out of me, cuz I stole his basketball, and if u ever played at the Y a decent basketball was slim pickens.

When I was 6 I hit a kid with a trash can in kindergarten or first grade whatever grade you are at when your 6. I dont remember what for, most likely an incident involving silly puddy or crayons. I also got in trouble by my mom my first day of school ever because I treid to bring my pocket knife "in case of bullies"

theres a few

I got in a lot of fights.. here's one.
There was this kid that always talked **** about me behind my back and spread rumors and ****. So one day I confronted him at lunch time, (we were chillin infront of the wrestling room with a lot of other wrestlers and friends). So I walk up to him and I'm all, "Heard you been talkin a lot of ****, if you don't knock it off I'm gunna ****in pound your head into the ground."

The guy smiled and slapped my face gently, then broke off into a run into the wrestling room where coach was at, (thinkin coach would save his ass). My friend standing next to me always carried like 5 ****ing books in his backpack 24/7.. so I stripped his backpack off of him and took after the kid. The kid was talkin to coach, but when he saw me enter he ran towards the mats.

So I took the backback I was holding and threw it hard at the kid, hitting him square in the upper-back, making him buckle over and hit the ground violently. He was kinda teary eyed and not really movin. So I role him over, mount him, and procede to bash in his head, (like i told him i was gunna do).. until coach pulled me off and i got suspended from wrestling and practice for a week. No more rumors, and he was my ***** from that day forward.

The End.

I got my ass kicked constantly ingrade school. ususally because I ran my mouth and because my dad was the disciplinarian of the school system. one time this kid named Luke Nix was beating the **** out of me pounding me in the top of my head and the local retard came over and told him to stop because I was nice to his hamsters. Luke didn't and was nearly killed because of it. I'll never forget wayne or his hamsters. I bought him a juicy juice for the rest of the year at lunch for constant support in case I got jumped again. I guess its not needed to be able to protect yourself as long as you have a retard who can do it for you.

Lets hear it for the special kids! See, if that kid was aborted he wouldnt have saved your ass that day!