of this lady in my office clearing her throat every 5 goddam ****ing seconds!!!

and it's not just a normal throat clear.....it is the MOST HANEOUS, HORRENDOUS, MANLY, GHASTLY, BRUTAL, GURGGLING, ANIMALISTIC exertion of air that my ears have ever been presented to endure!!!!

i'm already having a ****ed day as it is. now i have to listen to these.........sounds. and everytime i hear them my entire body cringes to the point of me begging for a nice peaceful death via disembowelment.

please, somebody come to santa ana and drown me in the water fountains outside my office.

OH MAN!! I have this chain smoking emphasema woman in my office,too.. She closes loans and she's always hacking all over the place...You should see these people when she starts up...Ew.

Your problem is easy to slove. Get up from your chair screaming and waveing your arm in the air. Run to her and grab her face.Smash her head to her desk. Then clear your throat, hacking up a huge luggie. Then spit in her eyes.

*clears throat*

allison:
what's funny is that this lady doesn't even smoke but she DAMN sure sounds like it. and, yes, she DOES do this **** on the phone with her clients. it's ****ing ridiculous!!!!

gman:
i'd like to but, despite how irritating she is, she has a good heart. i can't go off on people like that unless they disrespect me 1st.

waylander:
i hate you and linsey's new avatar ideas.

I took a shot in the throat this weekend and i have been clearing my throat for days and i fear it will go on another couple of days.

(Clears throat)

Copy cat.