Everybody has a talent, whats yours?

Im gifted with the ability to handle a pencil. Im a Damn good artist. The only sucky thing is, that people ALWAYS want you to draw them a pic. Im just TOO lazy to be drawing **** for others.

Draw a pic of me Ensanity.

Originally posted by Bella
Draw a pic of me Ensanity. First question, from ALL women.

I'm good with people. So I volunteer at local childrens and elder homes. My love and inner beauty overfloweth into others. I am so kind and compashionate, I couldn't ever hurt someone. I have really been blessed with such a kind and soft heart, I just.. I just want to help everyone in this cruel cruel world, and give them the only thing I know how to give, my love from my heart. Bless you all.

:fu:

It wasn't a question. It was an order.

Bella-----> http://www.4crete.gr/downloads/Images/sport2.jpg

Originally posted by Bella
It wasn't a question. It was an order. IM ON IT.

the only thing i am good at is fixing ****.before i got hurt, i was a mechanic for as long as i was in the work force.the complexes of an engine and **** like that always came pretty easy to me.

Originally posted by Matt Jensen
I'm good with people. So I volunteer at local childrens and elder homes. My love and inner beauty overfloweth into others. I am so kind and compashionate, I couldn't ever hurt someone. I have really been blessed with such a kind and soft heart, I just.. I just want to help everyone in this cruel cruel world, and give them the only thing I know how to give, my love from my heart. Bless you all.

:fu: Do you tell the kids about the coathanger abortion your ex did?

Do you tell the kids about the coathanger abortion your ex did?

lol... that's one of the most ****ed up things u could have said to me.

My athletic ability is my talent, I'm quick and jump pretty high for a white guy. Played a little junior college ball, then ****ed up my ankles.

My talent is the ability to get girls. I've had 2 girls this month alone and am about to get number 3 next week. Unlike many guys I know, I've never paid for sex, but I don't knock them for it, they just have no skills.

I fight

ok you get them but why can't you keep them? jk lol

LOL@Kato
I was thinking the same thing.
Kimura, you're a bull****ter.

I get bored quickly and Bella, you know damn well how good looking I am.

Originally posted by kimura
I get bored quickly and Bella, you know damn well how good looking I am.

I cant imagine who wouldnt be attracted to your modesty, ***.

Originally posted by Allison
I cant imagine who wouldnt be attracted to your modesty, ***. HAHAHHAHAHHA

i listen very well.

I'm good at bull****ting

Originally posted by Allison
I cant imagine who wouldnt be attracted to your modesty Girls love confidence.

I wish you would get hit by a truck, but live just long enough to suffer through lying in the street while people gasped and pointed.

HILARIOUS.

Let's not talk about death right now. That's not cool.

sorry. when can i resume?

I can drink a lot of liquer.
I can smoke weed without acting retarded
I can pick up heavy things
I can juggle

Originally posted by Allison
sorry. when can i resume? It's all good Allison, I know you didn't mean it, but with the recent passing of my grandma, I can't deal with wishing death on someone jokes too well. You can insult me any other way though.

Tell him he has a square head

I can play guitar, bass and djenbe (percussion)...
I can play basketball...

I bet you can not play basketball that good. lol

mmmmm...why?

Originally posted by Bzob
I bet you can not play basketball that good. lol Does he play basketball as good as you write?

Leather I was kidding.

Kimura I hate you (Bzob runs away crying)

I'm good at drinking games,Playing rugby, I love to sing rugby songs(when drunk). I train alot, so thats something.

Originally posted by Bzob
Leather I was kidding.

Kimura I hate you (Bzob runs away crying) There there Bzob, I'm sending you a coupon for a St. Ides as I type this.

OK...Bzob, It's for you: I've passed my first university exam of this year: Spanish Economy!! I'm a loser...;)

sniff sniff, ok

Actually my talent is fighting. I've never been as good in anything as I am in fighting. I've been through almost every sport/hobby imaginable.. the next best thing I'm good at is rock climbing. But I've stopped pretty much everything else and concentrate solely on fighting and training with every chance I get.

I'm a chess prodigy. I've beaten computer programs in chess and I have a 2200 rating on yahoo chess.

I get my ass handed to me in chess.

I like video games

I kick ass at video games.

Originally posted by Leather
I can play guitar, bass and djenbe (percussion)...
I can play basketball...
Even with my ****ed up ankles I will drag you my man.

Basketball is a gay sport. For people who don't want to get hit.

It's boring.

1000, post yeah for me, go on.

**** Basketball.

FIGHT! FIGHT!

Originally posted by prime cut
Even with my ****ed up ankles I will drag you my man.

mmmm...OK, sorry but I didn't understand it...
You've never played basketball, gman (I think..) I tell you that you can't recive severe hits...

Basketball is dope and takes mad skills to be good at

Leather, I can't take hits. I'm missing a front tooth from a knee to the face. It didn't slow me down. I play rugby at a college level and I train 4 days a week. So I think, I can take hits.

I think basketball is a complete sport...

Originally posted by gman
Basketball is a gay sport. For people who don't want to get hit.
Plenty of contact in basketball. Plus I played football too tough guy.

Originally posted by Leather
I think basketball is a complete sport... HOW?!?!??!

I'd whip all you guys in a one on one. I can use both hands, have a sweet jumper, and can dribble with the best of them. It's too bad I no longer possess a 40'' vertical leap, but with a little practice, I can get that back too.

I am good at every sport I have ever played and I write decent poetry.

Originally posted by gman
Leather, I can't take hits. I'm missing a front tooth from a knee to the face. It didn't slow me down. I play rugby at a college level and I train 4 days a week. So I think, I can take hits.

Man I know rugby is harder than basketball of course (my father played it) and It's a great sport too...but basketball I think is more mmmm...technic and spectacular (If you play to do it )...

Originally posted by kimura
I'd whip all you guys in a one on one. I can use both hands, have a sweet jumper, and can dribble with the best of them. It's too bad I no longer possess a 40'' vertical leap, but with a little practice, I can get that back too.

And, your proud of this.

Basket ball is a complete sport, **** i have broke an ankle, a couple fingers and got stitches in my head playing basket ball. I played from 6tth grade to 12th

"Basketball is gay"...that is what most overweight children says through out their middle school years...It takes a lot of skill and strengh to play ball, my chunky friend...

Originally posted by gman
And, your proud of this. I'm from NYC, rugby's just not big here dude.

Oh yea.. Basketball.. takes a lot of talent, and damn those guys must be tough take'n all that contact, ..they need skill, speed, endurance, self-discipline.. a very unique breed.. when compaired to any othe sport it seems like the elite and makes all other "sports" seem like lil girls.

Oh no wait, I was talkin about fighting. Basketball is for ****. Slow, lazy, stupid **** that dont want to get hit. Mother ****er from the other team nudges them with an elbow and they cry like a lil ***** and run to their mommy. TRY TAKING A KNEE TO THE FACE AND STILL GOIND 100% YOU ******!!! go bounce your ball and run back and forth, the real men of the world step foot in a cage and test their skill in the oldest, and truest form of competition. Long live NHB/MMA!!!!

Originally posted by kimura
I'd whip all you guys in a one on one. I can use both hands, have a sweet jumper, and can dribble with the best of them. It's too bad I no longer possess a 40'' vertical leap, but with a little practice, I can get that back too.

After i out bench you i am going to whip you at one on one

Originally posted by The Ensanity
HOW?!?!??!

Well I see this sport like an equilibrium between the mind and body (sure you see it in other sports like MA, Football, hockey,...).

Originally posted by Bzob
After i out bench you i am going to whip you at one on one You will do neither!

Who was comparing basketball to MMA??? What a ****ing retarded ass stament...I happen to like all sports. Every single sport demands dedication and physical preparation, some more than others...but to say that one sport is "gayer" than other is a close minded opinion and quite frankly and simply, stupid.
I happen to like basketball, as well as baseball, football, soccer and any other sport that physically or mentally challenges me, MMA included.

my talents:

snowboarding
sales
cooking
driving
drawing
pissing people off

One day, i'll teach you how to cut someone off right, Tony.

Until then, take driving off your list.

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Who was comparing basketball to MMA??? What a ****ing retarded ass stament...I happen to like all sports. Every single sport demands dedication and physical preparation, some more than others...but to say that one sport is "gayer" than other is a close minded opinion and quite frankly and simply, stupid.
I happen to like basketball, as well as baseball, football, soccer and any other sport that physically or mentally challenges me, MMA included.

Agree...True words.

Mr. Beelzebub.. thankyou, i understand where you're comming from. I have now changed my mind and seen, and understand that all sports are created equal.. and deserve the same respect.. even if **** and queers play one, and real men play another, that they are still equally hardcore. You have deffinitely changed my whole view on my sport, aswell as others.

**** Basketball :fu:

Originally posted by kimura
I'd whip all you guys in a one on one. I can use both hands, have a sweet jumper, and can dribble with the best of them. It's too bad I no longer possess a 40'' vertical leap, but with a little practice, I can get that back too.
40' is kinda hard to believe fo a guy as big as you. Mine was 37' and I could dunk pretty easily at 6'. I used to win bets at my gym that I could touch my head on a 9ft ceiling and always won.

White men can't jump...I understand the hate towards basketball, If you can't shoot, you uncoordinated ass is hopeless...:fu2:

LMAO!!!!! yeah we'll see about that one.

ask my old pal bracket how i beat his mustang in a race with my old 85 honda by creating an alternative lane- the other side of the road, dodging oncoming traffic when i was 16.
ask dogg why he can't outrun my 4 cylinder in his v8 triton.
ask hojak how i almost gave him a heart attack on our way to punishment.
ask my insurance company how much they're going to dock my rates next year for having a perfect driving record for the last 9 years.

bring it woman!!!

Originally posted by prime cut
40' is kinda hard to believe fo a guy as big as you. Mine was 37' and I could dunk pretty easily at 6'. I used to win bets at my gym that I could touch my head on a 9ft ceiling and always won. If I had a 40' vertical, I'd be Superman. I said 40", and I was 140 lbs. at the time.

I am so going to whoop you Kimura and when I do I will play the Globe Trotters theme song in the backround

Originally posted by kimura
If I had a 40' vertical, I'd be Superman. I said 40", and I was 140 lbs. at the time.
You know wtf I meant ass. Kimura had someone piss in his cereal this morning me thinks.

Originally posted by Bzob
I am so going to whoop you Kimura and when I do I will play the Globe Trotters theme song in the backround OMG, you are so delusional! :lol3:

bring it Sally

Originally posted by prime cut
You know wtf I meant ass. Kimura had someone piss in his cereal this morning me thinks. I'm on an emotional roller coaster right now so bare with me Pacino fan.

Originally posted by Bzob
I am so going to whoop you Kimura and when I do I will play the Globe Trotters theme song in the backround

YEAH BZOB, and to add insult to injury you can finish the humiliation with some of your corny ass "yo mama" jokes.:crazy2:

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
YEAH BZOB, and to add insult to injury you can finish the humiliation with some of your corny ass "yo mama" jokes.:crazy2: Bzob's gonna say how sorry he is that he underestimated me, he'll hang his head in humliation, and he'll buy a bottle of St. Ides to cheer himself up.

That will never happen, you will not get through my "Tight as a tiger defence"

Yo momma so flat she's jealous of the wall!

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
YEAH BZOB, and to add insult to injury you can finish the humiliation with some of your corny ass "yo mama" jokes.:crazy2:

Yo momma teeth are so yellow I can't believe its not butter

My talent is 3D Animation, I'm good at it. I'm damn good at video games, and I'm damn good at basketball.

I am a video game pimp. And I can please a woman within 4 minutes. I have to because thats as long as I like to do the dirty deed.

THis thread rulz... TTT!!!!!!!!!!111111111

No.

Yes, it does. I forgot how funny Bobert was.

I'm a pretty good cook, a decent dancer, and I can debate well. The thing about me is that I can debate for either side, and i can usually see the other person's side of things easily, I'm pretty openminded.

Just thought I'd chime in, since I never said before what i was good at.

I am good at opening beer bottles with any kind of **** I find, I have been told that I am a good dancer (mad girls say I do). I am also very open minded and I love to fix things, anything... I am always messing with my cars or my PC.

I'm really good in bed. I not exaggerrating, I just really feel that that is my greatest talent. I've never been told otherwise. In fact I get rave reviews. :)

I'm a great swimmer. I was certified gold in Olympic style swimming. I never really went anywhere with it though. I could have joined the provincial swim team, but I didn't wanna have to get up at 6AM, and I could have taken my lifeguard's course, but I just never got around to it.

I also have double jointed big toes.

from when i was a kid up until my senior year i used to be funny as hell, i could make anyone laugh. my senior year, i had early graduation and for some reason i turned into a total ****ing weirdo. i'm just a creep that watches disney channel all day because the girls are hot and the shows are awesome. lilo's voice from lilo and stitch is hot. i'm fond of lindsey lohan songs, my favorite is "teenage drama queen". i listen to japanese pop and jack to scat videos. i show my penis pics to people all over the internet.

i used to be a math and science badass until 9th grade when i got cable modem and introduced to online RPG games...i started bombing out of geometry honors because i never did homework and got suspended for 10 days, got behind and made no attempt to catch up. they moved me to an algebra class and i think i ended up taking geometry 2 years later or something. i passed AP Biology with something like a 72 and ended up in regular classes from then on.

I can smoke a ****load of weed and I've played with myself 6 times in 1 day!!!!!!!!

I can smoke more weed than anyone I know. Even Wushu.

I can sew....I feel so .....um...untalented right now......lol

I can smoke more weed than anyone I know. Even Wushu.


I could definitly smoke both of you out. Mad weed.

I can sew....I feel so .....um...untalented right now......lol

You shouldn't! I always say I wish I could sew. I'm still keeping my eyes open for a class.

You shouldn't! I always say I wish I could sew. I'm still keeping my eyes open for a class.


Try sewing shops...they should be able to guide you in the right direction if they can't offer them to you....most don't unless you buy their machines...then you should get FREE classes.....on how to operate the machine, but not really learn HOW to sew garments.

I'm working on 45 costumes and about 90 flags right now.....I'm gonna hate the colors aqua blue, black, white, and neon green by the time I'm done....lol.

I want to be able to make bellydance costumes and maybe simple sundresses.

I'm pretty good at lots of stuff, but not great at any one thing. The thing I hear most is that I'm a go getter, but I don't think that's a talent.

People also say that I have alot of ambition, but I never follow through with much of what i set out to do. Another good thing i do is make people feel better about themselves. But because of this, the people I attract tend to be codependent losers who cling to me because I make them feel like they can do things. Thats why I dont give the inspiring speaches anymore. I get tired of having friends who always take, but are never there when I need a favor.

People also say that I have alot of ambition, but I never follow through with much of what i set out to do. Another good thing i do is make people feel better about themselves. But because of this, the people I attract tend to be codependent losers who cling to me because I make them feel like they can do things. Thats why I dont give the inspiring speaches anymore. I get tired of having friends who always take, but are never there when I need a favor.

i can't stand when guys use that ''i'm ****ing a worthless loser at the end of my life, please motivate me'' only to get under your panties, wait that actually works...sympathetic attention leds to ****ing. if you don't give the guy the attn. he'll tend to feel like a worthless **** in front of you and depend on your feeling to get him through, ******s....but if they play thier castlenova game right, it's all playboy style, woman.

anyhow, my talents are: dancing, painting, ghetto poetry, making peoples feelings be hurt, talking ****, natural born boxer, and being funny...i think..well at from the ppls reaction it seem obvious, i rock!!! :3some:

Actually, I was talking about some female friends.

hey lesbians would do the same thing.

Allison, that's a good talent...the hard part is getting them to learn how to depend on themselves. That's a skill that is learned over time. Giving them encouragement then pushing them out there.

On learning how to sew, is there a local college out there with some classes? One of our jr. colleges offers the classes for beginning sewing and advanced. I was told when I go back to school for fashion, I will be able to skip those classes...although I might take them anyways.....I love easy A's....LOL.

i can't stand when guys use that ''i'm ****ing a worthless loser at the end of my life, please motivate me'' only to get under your panties, wait that actually works...sympathetic attention leds to ****ing. if you don't give the guy the attn. he'll tend to feel like a worthless **** in front of you and depend on your feeling to get him through, ******s....but if they play thier castlenova game right, it's all playboy style, woman.


does that work with chicks? i've always done it just to get a laugh otu of people but if it works like that, its time to rewind my personality 1 year and go back at it again.

I can drink alot of Liquor, and hold it down....

I can drink alot of Liquor, and hold it down....

I can drink between 12-18 beers when the "thirst" has a hold of me....I guess I'm talented too

The last round of the GP I drank 2 1/5th's of Jager. Last week it was a 1/5th of Jager and a 1/5th Southern Comfort....

Another good thing i do is make people feel better about themselves. But because of this, the people I attract tend to be codependent losers who cling to me because I make them feel like they can do things. Thats why I dont give the inspiring speaches anymore. I get tired of having friends who always take, but are never there when I need a favor.

you just described in perfect detail my life story for the last 10 years.

The last round of the GP I drank 2 1/5th's of Jager. Last week it was a 1/5th of Jager and a 1/5th Southern Comfort....


I can't hold my booze down.