Our Accents > Their accents.
Our food > Their food.

Lets make a list. Or is this a little harsh

Our Accents > Their accents.
Our food > There food.

Lets make a list. Or is this a little harsh

Well some Yanks actually know the difference between 'there' and 'their'. And I'll put my Philly accent up against any Limey-talk. Eh-yo.

Our health system > Their health system
Our political leader > Their political leader (both are twats but at least ours can read books without pictures.

Our history > Their history
Our physiques > Their physiques
Our cars > Their cars

Our health system > Their health system
Our political leader > Their political leader (both are twats but at least ours can read books without pictures.

Our history > Their history
Our physiques > Their physiques


I'll grant you the first two and the last, but not the others. America has a glorious, if short history that begins with kicking the Limeys the **** out. Physique?? OK we have some fat folk here but we also are a sporting nation.

And you guys have had a bit of a seesaw battle with the French over the years.

I'll grant you the first two and the last, but not the others. America has a glorious, if short history that begins with kicking the Limeys the **** out. Physique?? OK we have some fat folk here but we also are a sporting nation.


I'll take Limey history over yank anyday. Ours include the beggining tribes with stone henge, celts, Romans, Saxons, Vikings, Normans, Royal Lineage, spanish armarda, civlil war, largest ever empire, 2 world war, giving women the vote (oh dear) and so on.

American indians, independence, presidents, slavery, north/south civil war, introduction of pizza (American golden age) involvement in 2 world wars, 60's black figure heads, space race etc.

Our health system > Their health system
Our political leader > Their political leader (both are twats but at least ours can read books without pictures.

Our history > Their history
Our physiques > Their physiques
Our cars > Their cars

We got far to much history to talk about compared to thier few hundred years.

world power. China> u.s.a
most hated country u.s.a >u.k
:D

We got far to much history to talk about compared to thier few hundred years.

Most definatly. I had to summerize ours there but I struggled to think of much more of theirs...

exactly. Why the americans come over here to England for the History

They have to pay for college, we dont.

exactly. Why the americans come over here to England for the History


Indeed, we have buildings and structures thousands of years old. America's oldest buildings are 200 years at best.

Most definatly. I had to summerize ours there but I struggled to think of much more of theirs...

We have terrific history. Westward expansion, Indian wars, The Mexican War, Civil Rights, etc..

Also if we look to the arts, and limit ourselves to 1776 - - present the U.S. can make an overwhelming case for itself.

In literature: Melville, Hawthorne, Poe, James, Hemingway KO3 Dickens, Thackeray, Austen, Wilde, etc.

In the visual arts you'd have to go waaaaaaaaayy back to Reynolds, Constable, Turner, etc. to find noteworthy cotributions from the UK

In music we win also. Quite aside from the fact that the hybrid form of art music (jazz) originated here, we've also made more contributions to traditional European music.

They have to pay for college, we dont.

Granted Matty.

We have terrific history. Westward expansion, Indian wars, The Mexican War, Civil Rights, etc..

Also if we look to the arts, and limit ourselves to 1776 - - present the U.S. can make an overwhelming case for itself.

In literature: Melville, Hawthorne, Poe, James, Hemingway KO3 Dickens, Thackeray, Austen, Wilde, etc.

In the visual arts you'd have to go waaaaaaaaayy back to Reynolds, Constable, Turner, etc. to find noteworthy cotributions from the UK

In music we win also. Quite aside from the fact that the hybrid form of art music (jazz) originated here, we've also made more contributions to traditional European music.



WHAT?!

Also, we have shakespeare... but Im not equipped for an argument about the arts and writing etc.

We have terrific history. Westward expansion, Indian wars, The Mexican War, Civil Rights, etc..

Also if we look to the arts, and limit ourselves to 1776 - - present the U.S. can make an overwhelming case for itself.

In literature: Melville, Hawthorne, Poe, James, Hemingway KO3 Dickens, Thackeray, Austen, Wilde, etc.



In the visual arts you'd have to go waaaaaaaaayy back to Reynolds, Constable, Turner, etc. to find noteworthy cotributions from the UK

In music we win also. Quite aside from the fact that the hybrid form of art music (jazz) originated here, we've also made more contributions to traditional European music.




must object.

Shakespeare, Dickens, Tolkien, C.S Lewis, Wordsworthe, Conan Doyle, Jane Austen, Ian Flemming > American Lit

Beatles > all Jazz

The Germans claim Shakespeare.

But seriously Matty I said at the beginning you can only begin from about 1780 if you want to make comparisons. And then remember that America was a struggling little country until about 1840 or so.

The Germans claim Shakespeare.

But seriously Matty I said at the beginning you can only begin from about 1780 if you want to make comparisons. And then remember that America was a struggling little country until about 1840 or so.


Without British settlers then America would not be how it is today.

must object.

Shakespeare, Dickens, Tolkien, C.S Lewis, Wordsworthe, Conan Doyle, Jane Austen, Ian Flemming > American Lit

Beatles > all Jazz


Stinger this is a joke. You can't count Tolkien and Doyle as that is not real literature, just pop fiction like Stephen King (notice I didn't try to claim him).

And the Beatles?? C'mon they're cool but Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Charlie Parker > John Lennon, Paul McCartney.

It's like I'm mentioning Ray Robinson and you're telling me who the Commonwealth Champ is.

Without British settlers then America would not be how it is today.

Of course so we're comparing the different contributions, establishements and events only for the past two centuries. I love the UK this is just in good fun brother.

Stinger this is a joke. You can't count Tolkien and Doyle as that is not real literature, just pop fiction like Stephen King (notice I didn't try to claim him).

And the Beatles?? C'mon they're cool but Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Charlie Parker > John Lennon, Paul McCartney.

It's like I'm mentioning Ray Robinson and you're telling me who the Commonwealth Champ is.


you have to remember that pop fiction has become more popular than playwrites in recent years and guys like conan doyle, Tolkien, Lewis and ian flemming have influenced movies and books since.

Beatles, Rolling stones, Queen etc. Dominate bands like no other. Although America has Elvis and playdough face Jacko so they have the good single music guys.

JRR Tolkein is the best author of all time imo and is responsible for the greatest three books written

Techno world,

Limey's > yanks

Steam engine, english Thomas Savery first designed in 1698

Scot John Logie Baird with Tv

Alexander Fleming with the telephone

Brunell with the first metal ships

english Humphry Davy invented the first electric light long before Edison invented the light bulb

There were victorian computers.

SAS>navy seals - sorry just had too

JRR Tolkein is the best author of all time imo and is responsible for the greatest three books written

Jimmy go to the library and get a copy of Moby Dick

SAS>navy seals - sorry just had too

Alot of americans will say that there is a force in the US that are better than the SAS, but EVERYBODY knows thats not true.

they call it KFC

Jimmy go to the library and get a copy of Moby Dick

**** that, go get a copy of the Illiad. Not Limey or yanky but still Homer is one of the greats.

Stinger this is a joke. You can't count Tolkien and Doyle as that is not real literature, just pop fiction like Stephen King (notice I didn't try to claim him).

And the Beatles?? C'mon they're cool but Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Charlie Parker > John Lennon, Paul McCartney.

It's like I'm mentioning Ray Robinson and you're telling me who the Commonwealth Champ is.

Who????... I heard of Coltrane.

Who????... I heard of Coltrane.


Miles Davis > all Limey music of the past half-century.

I think I heard of Miles Davis. But no, lol. Just no. Bart simpson- "Americas only native art form. I dont count Jazz because it sucks" Jazz doesnt suck but Im using it lol.

Our cars > your cars

I think I heard of Miles Davis. But no, lol. Just no. Bart simpson- "Americas only native art form. I dont count Jazz because it sucks" Jazz doesnt suck but Im using it lol.

Our cars > your cars

Yeah but the Beatles? That's silly pop music. It's like calling Tolkien great literature - - which is like calling Audley Harrison and Mike Sprott atg heavyweights.

Yeah but the Beatles? That's silly pop music. It's like calling Tolkien great literature - - which is like calling Audley Harrison and Mike Sprott atg heavyweights.

I guarantee that more americans would disagree about your beatles comment than english

I guarantee that more americans would disagree about your beatles comment than english

Yes I know. But my point was not about the Beatles in the first place. I merely stated that Americans in the past two centuries have been more productive musically than Brits. And I referred to Jazz and European art music (i.e., 'classical' in the broad sense). I did not want to compare The Beatles to the Jackson Five and shit like that.

Yeah but the Beatles? That's silly pop music. It's like calling Tolkien great literature - - which is like calling Audley Harrison and Mike Sprott atg heavyweights.

Thanks, Kayjay....i laughed out loud, very therapeutic. :luvbed:

Thanks, Kayjay....i laughed out loud, very therapeutic. :luvbed:

Anytime brother.

Yeah but the Beatles? That's silly pop music. It's like calling Tolkien great literature - - which is like calling Audley Harrison and Mike Sprott atg heavyweights.


:eek: bad statement. you've pretty much killed the rest of your argument there.

Anytime brother.

So when are you giving up fat yank status to become a brother limey ?

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If I can get a ob in Limeyland I'll take it. I just need a new job, I'm willing to expatriate. But I won't work in 2tough's shop.

I do prefer British comedy to American. Americans think Jim Carey is funny. Stupid is not funny.

If I can get a ob in Limeyland I'll take it. I just need a new job, I'm willing to expatriate. But I won't work in 2tough's shop.

The wages are poor and he treats his staff bad but the pension scheme is very good.

If I can get a ob in Limeyland I'll take it. I just need a new job, I'm willing to expatriate. But I won't work in 2tough's shop.

I'm afraid all newcomers must start at the very bottom.

I do prefer British comedy to American. Americans think Jim Carey is funny. Stupid is not funny.

good man :luvbed:

good man :luvbed:

It's an unfortunate Hollywood trend that has plagued us. But there are exceptions. Have you seen 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'? That would rival most British TV shows I expect.

It's an unfortunate Hollywood trend that has plagued us. But there are exceptions. Have you seen 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'? That would rival most British TV shows I expect.

nope I haven't seen it. Have you seen the American remake of red dwarf? brought a tear to my eye :nonono:

nope I haven't seen it. Have you seen the American remake of red dwarf? brought a tear to my eye :nonono:

That makes me sick.
No one can match the mighty crack binges of Craig Charles!

I do prefer British comedy to American. Americans think Jim Carey is funny. Stupid is not funny.

Strange that. I like Carey.
Hes a great actor.

Anyway...:sombrero:

You cant compare the two places. America is too big. I like certain people from certain places in America. Everybody here likes New Yorkers. Tennasee or however you spelt it...not so sure.

That's cool. I'll remember this thread.

Shakespere > RunW/Knives

Shakespere > RunW/Knives

Obviously .

RunW/knives > shakespeare if the fight goes to the ground.

John Lennon> Elvis Presley
The Pound> The Dollar
Audley Harrison> Muhammad Ali

Audley Harrison> Muhammad Ali

*Just stares with a serious face*

John Lennon> Elvis Presley
The Pound> The Dollar
Audley Harrison> Muhammad Ali

own goal :nonono:

U.K.> US for sure...

U.K.> US for sure...

Thank you for providing further insight into this matter.

Thank you for providing further insight into this matter.

I really try, thanks for the support :luvbed:

My Bad............

This thread and the person that created it must be stupid...Why insult someones country..I've never disrespect anyones country during my time as a member of BS and plan to keep it that way so I take offense to this shit....This shit should have been closed a long time ago but hey, its your opinion playa...

Smarter:

Creater of this Thread < Jackass

Rosewood these Limey kids are just playing. It was all good spirited, which you'd notice if you read the thread.

Rosewood these Limey kids are just playing. It was all good spirited, which you'd notice if you read the thread.
Well I didn't make it too far into the thread before I got heat...On that note playa I stand corrected...My fault everyone...That's means I should keep my ass out of this lounge...I will delete my post...

No worries man I can understand how you got offended.

Hmmmm lets see
Knowing both cultures WELL I can say

American Food > Limey Food
American Sports> Limey Sports
American Justice(criminal judical system)> Limey Justice
American Road Trip>Limey Road Trip


Limey Chicks> American Chicks
Limey Accents> American Accents
Limey TV>American TV
Limey Commerical Tech>American Commercial Tech(TV,PHONES,Stereos ECT)
Limey Beer>American Beer

that is all for now..

Hmmmm lets see
Knowing both cultures WELL I can say

American Food > Limey Food
American Sports> Limey Sports
American Justice(criminal judical system)> Limey Justice
American Road Trip>Limey Road Trip


Limey Chicks> American Chicks
Limey Accents> American Accents
Limey TV>American TV
Limey Commerical Tech>American Commercial Tech(TV,PHONES,Stereos ECT)
Limey Beer>American Beer

that is all for now..

Dont agree, but yeh the third ones probably right.

Dont agree, but yeh the third ones probably right.

Well having lived within 50 miles of the american border most my life and living in the uk for almost 5 years.. I would say I know.. but I spose spose its a matter of taste

Yeh you have the experience. Actually I suppose I cant really comment. Im guessing.

Limey Heavyweights> American Heavyweights....

Limey Heavyweights> American Heavyweights....

No way, not at the moment. American heavyweight scene is bad, but the best Limey heavyweight doesn't belong in the top 50 internationally. These guys, Williams, Harrison, etc., suck really bad. They're terrible.

No way, not at the moment. American heavyweight scene is bad, but the best Limey heavyweight doesn't belong in the top 50 internationally. These guys, Williams, Harrison, etc., suck really bad. They're terrible.

Danny Williams KO 1 Hasim "Last Line of Defense" Rahman

Danny Williams KO 1 Hasim "Last Line of Defense" Rahman

Rahman's past his day but Williams never had one.

And the American scene is not that bad. Brewster returning would put an American in the top five. I'm not a nationalist in my boxing allegiance though, so I don't want to take this further. I like Brit fighters. Love Calzaghe, like Hatton. But those heavies are indeed shit. I say that with sympathy, not hate.

Rahman's past his day but Williams never had one.

And the American scene is not that bad. Brewster returning would put an American in the top five. I'm not a nationalist in my boxing allegiance though, so I don't want to take this further. I like Brit fighters. Love Calzaghe, like Hatton. But those heavies are indeed shit. I say that with sympathy, not hate.

lol I know I'm just joking around.

Don't hate on Williams, his chin drives men into retirement.

You're cool, rudy

You're cool, rudy

This i know... :boxing:

limey chicks> America chicks (if your looking for substance and something beyond a body)

Limey food is better than American food? lol YOUR NUTS british food is infamously bad, and America has some of the finest restaurants in the world!
As for American History...we never lost a war militarly:boxing: . Including Vietnam, we did not lose a single battle in the actual fighting.

T.S. Eliot can take out alot of the other british writers mentioned here but he can't mess with Marlowe or Shakespeare.

limey chicks> America chicks (if your looking for substance and something beyond a body)

Limey food is better than American food? lol YOUR NUTS british food is infamously bad, and America has some of the finest restaurants in the world!
As for American History...we never lost a war militarly:boxing: . Including Vietnam, we did not lose a single battle in the actual fighting.

T.S. Eliot can take out alot of the other british writers mentioned here but he can't mess with Marlowe or Shakespeare.

Canada 1 USA 0 in armed conflicts ..Look it up mate..

And Vietnam was a Loss.. next you will tell me the USA won WWII:nono:

Vietnam was a loss if you think about it. And the fact you have "never lost a war" is because your country is much newer than ours and you only intervene in wars late.

limey chicks> America chicks (if your looking for substance and something beyond a body)

Limey food is better than American food? lol YOUR NUTS british food is infamously bad, and America has some of the finest restaurants in the world!
As for American History...we never lost a war militarly:boxing: . Including Vietnam, we did not lose a single battle in the actual fighting.

T.S. Eliot can take out alot of the other british writers mentioned here but he can't mess with Marlowe or Shakespeare.

How wrong you are, thirty years ago yes, but it is widely accepted that Britain has some of the best chefs and cuisine in the world right now, even the French are accepting this fact!

Hence you yanks hire the likes of Gordon Ramsey (who's British) to front your biggest cookery programs!

BTW of course you lost Vietnam, you invaded and were forced to leave regardless of how much spin you put on it!

That was the past, so was the fact that GB at one time controlled 2/3rds of the entire World, these days are gone.

BTW what language do you speak?

limey chicks> America chicks (if your looking for substance and something beyond a body)

Limey food is better than American food? lol YOUR NUTS british food is infamously bad, and America has some of the finest restaurants in the world!
As for American History...we never lost a war militarly:boxing: . Including Vietnam, we did not lose a single battle in the actual fighting.

T.S. Eliot can take out alot of the other british writers mentioned here but he can't mess with Marlowe or Shakespeare.

You lost Vietnam, How can you say the US never lost a war, then claim you won every battle? You still lost the WAR

You havent exactly "won" that many wars when I come to think about it.

Britain owned two thirds of the world for how long? America's reign is up soon anyway.

Americans need gloves to catch a rounders ball. In UK 5 year old kids catch rounders ball without gloves.
What would an American use to Catch a cricket ball????? A big **** off net?
Enough said.

Tom Hanks said Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your going to get.
UK pisses on this cos we get little pieces of paper with pictures of the Chocs clearly stating what type of filling to expect.

I hop Tom Hanks is not Canadian. If he is i take it back.

Americans need gloves to catch a rounders ball. In UK 5 year old kids catch rounders ball without gloves.
What would an American use to Catch a cricket ball????? A big **** off net?
Enough said.

Tom Hanks said Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your going to get.
UK pisses on this cos we get little pieces of paper with pictures of the Chocs clearly stating what type of filling to expect.

I hop Tom Hanks is not Canadian. If he is i take it back.

LMAO!!:sombrero:

You lost Vietnam, How can you say the US never lost a war, then claim you won every battle? You still lost the WAR

Because the war was "lost" politically because of it's unpopularity. We won the actual battles. Yes Mickey, we speak English but if it wasn't for us you might be speaking German now lol. Oh and believe me America would be a culinary powerhouse without it's contingent of brittish chefs. People continually say here that we are only 200 years old. That is precisely the point. We are 200 years old and we rule the world (but we don't "rule" in the archaic colonial sense that you brits were so fond of, thats self destructive). Alot of that power was obtained only in the 20th century. We are amazing aren't we. So amazing that our brilliance inspires threads like this lol.

Because the war was "lost" politically because of it's unpopularity. We won the actual battles. Yes Mickey, we speak English but if it wasn't for us you might be speaking German now lol. Oh and believe me America would be a culinary powerhouse without it's contingent of brittish chefs. People continually say here that we are only 200 years old. That is precisely the point. We are 200 years old and we rule the world (but we don't "rule" in the archaic colonial sense that you brits were so fond of, thats self destructive). Alot of that power was obtained only in the 20th century. We are amazing aren't we. So amazing that our brilliance inspires threads like this lol.

No, if it wasn't for the Russians we'd be speaking German, and yes you did lose that war, do you know how many more American soldiers died in comparison to the Vietnamese?

No, if it wasn't for the Russians we'd be speaking German, and yes you did lose that war, do you know how many more American soldiers died in comparison to the Vietnamese?

lol The Russians would not have broken the will of the alliance of the german's and the Japanese by themselves.

lol The Russians would not have broken the will of the alliance of the german's and the Japanese by themselves.

At that time, Russia could probably have taken on both at the same time, they were considered the strongest nation.

It was when Germany attacked them that the war become seriously one sided.

Because the war was "lost" politically because of it's unpopularity. We won the actual battles. Yes Mickey, we speak English but if it wasn't for us you might be speaking German now lol. Oh and believe me America would be a culinary powerhouse without it's contingent of brittish chefs. People continually say here that we are only 200 years old. That is precisely the point. We are 200 years old and we rule the world (but we don't "rule" in the archaic colonial sense that you brits were so fond of, thats self destructive). Alot of that power was obtained only in the 20th century. We are amazing aren't we. So amazing that our brilliance inspires threads like this lol.

Oh....so your one of these people that think America won WWII.

.....................OK

Hitler made the biggest mistake of WWII when he decided to break his alliance with Russia by attacking them

At that time, Russia could probably have taken on both at the same time, they were considered the strongest nation.



Russia faced declarations of war and attacks from Germany, Italy Romania, Finland, Slovakia and Hungary. It was just a matter of time before Japan turned on Russia as well, there were plans in the works that were scrapped because of more compelling interests. The United States forced japan to choose between attacking to the south or abandoning it's invasion of China. America assisted the beleagured Russia in the face of all of this with aid and supplies (and by the way bank rolled great britain by granting it unlimited credit preventing it from going bankrupt) .
The United States had the luxury of being extremely inaccessable (being located on another continent) and of having the atomic bomb. Russia had neither of these.

Everything about America is ****ed up. Everything your so-called country was built on is lies and betrayal.

Tom Hanks said Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your going to get.
UK pisses on this cos we get little pieces of paper with pictures of the Chocs clearly stating what type of filling to expect.

I hop Tom Hanks is not Canadian. If he is i take it back.

Usually the cheaper boxes don't have them, whereas a nice $30 box of chocolates will always have the candy map.

Funny post though.

Usually the cheaper boxes don't have them, whereas a nice $30 box of chocolates will always have the candy map.

Funny post though.

"We got Candy Maps"
"We got Candy Maps"
"You Aint"
"You Aint"

Russia faced declarations of war and attacks from Germany, Italy Romania, Finland, Slovakia and Hungary. It was just a matter of time before Japan turned on Russia as well, there were plans in the works that were scrapped because of more compelling interests. The United States forced japan to choose between attacking to the south or abandoning it's invasion of China. America assisted the beleagured Russia in the face of all of this with aid and supplies (and by the way bank rolled great britain by granting it unlimited credit preventing it from going bankrupt) .
The United States had the luxury of being extremely inaccessable (being located on another continent) and of having the atomic bomb. Russia had neither of these.



....Yeah, and where the **** is this "Russia saved Europe" nonsense coming from anyway? Nice spin to try and discredit the fattest nation on the face of the earth. I say we sit the next one out, yeah bwoy, lets just sit on our fat asses eating donuts and watch all those ****ers burn. :banana:

....Yeah, and where the **** is this "Russia saved Europe" nonsense coming from anyway? Nice spin to try and discredit the fattest nation on the face of the earth. I say we sit the next one out, yeah bwoy, lets just sit on our fat asses eating donuts and watch all those ****ers burn. :banana:

I never said that :nono: I said Russia defeated the germans.. and would have taken over all of Europe If the Yanks hadn't of stepped in..
BUT the USA did NOT defeat Germany.. Russia did.. :lol1:
Britain does not owe the USA for saving them from the NAZIs but they do for saving them from the RED ARMY

I say we sit the next one out, yeah bwoy, lets just sit on our fat asses eating donuts and watch all those ****ers burn. :banana:
Sounds good to me pbds. You bring the donuts and I'll bring the cheeseburgers.

Us > Them (Us bein the British)

Tom Hanks said Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your going to get.
UK pisses on this cos we get little pieces of paper with pictures of the Chocs clearly stating what type of filling to expect.



I remember mentioning that to someone years ago, lol.

This is the funniest thread ever. I had never been to the Limey Lounge before, but I'm glad I stumpled in here.

Hilarious stuff.

Having lived in both the US and the UK, let me make my brief summary:

US women > Limey women. (American girls really do take care of there appearance. You only notice how much when you leave the US and study/live elsewhere. The ave US girl 18-30 would be a beauty queen by British standards. This excludes any obese ones). Healthy tans, nice bodies, fun loving.

Personal opportunity: US>UK. Far too much red tape in the UK. To "make it" America is still the place to be. Tax is far higher.

UK comedy > US (exc. sitcoms). The Brits cant do sitcoms, but they are brilliant at stand-up, political satire and impressionism.

UK sports > US. (Cricket, soccer, tennis and boxing were all founded in the UK. Basketball and baseball are not my cup of tea. Ditto NFL)

Having lived in both the US and the UK, let me make my brief summary:

US women > Limey women. (American girls really do take care of there appearance. You only notice how much when you leave the US and study/live elsewhere. The ave US girl 18-30 would be a beauty queen by British standards. This excludes any obese ones). Healthy tans, nice bodies, fun loving.

Personal opportunity: US>UK. Far too much red tape in the UK. To "make it" America is still the place to be. Tax is far higher.

UK comedy > US (exc. sitcoms). The Brits cant do sitcoms, but they are brilliant at stand-up, political satire and impressionism.

UK sports > US. (Cricket, soccer, tennis and boxing were all founded in the UK. Basketball and baseball are not my cup of tea. Ditto NFL)



Thing is, excluding all the obese American girls rather screws up the US average.


In my opinion US girls will be less attractive on average due to the higher percentage of fatties and the black girls. I don't have jungle fever.


The Swedes put everyone else to shame anyway.

Thing is, excluding all the obese American girls rather screws up the US average.


In my opinion US girls will be less attractive on average due to the higher percentage of fatties and the black girls. I don't have jungle fever.


The Swedes put everyone else to shame anyway.


I like swedes :luvbed:

I like swedes :luvbed:

Although watching the Pentathlon yesterday I couldn't help noticing that Carolina Kluft doesn't look as good as Kelly Sotherton....

Thing is, excluding all the obese American girls rather screws up the US average.


In my opinion US girls will be less attractive on average due to the higher percentage of fatties and the black girls. I don't have jungle fever.


The Swedes put everyone else to shame anyway.

Aye, the high percentage of Black chicks ruins the US score.

Whildt Swedes are a good look, I'd still opt for the sultry Latina. :boxing:

Aye, the high percentage of Black chicks ruins the US score.

Whildt Swedes are a good look, I'd still opt for the sultry Latina. :boxing:


I like Latinas too :luvbed:

Some of the more European looking Latinas are certainly appealing.

Aye, the African-like ones bring that ave down too. Its the funny hair more then anything else.

[QUOTE=angelo_dundee;2191570] The Brits cant do sitcoms, but they are brilliant at stand-up, political satire and impressionism.

QUOTE]

The Brits Cant Do Sitcoms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have obviously not seen Phoenix Nights then?

[QUOTE=angelo_dundee;2191570] The Brits cant do sitcoms, but they are brilliant at stand-up, political satire and impressionism.

QUOTE]

The Brits Cant Do Sitcoms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have obviously not seen Phoenix Nights then?

Garlic bread, i've tasted it....it's the future.

Cant say I have.

I do feel that US sitcoms are better scripted, acted and generally funnier. All in all I feel the Uk has better comedy, but not with sitcoms.

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Garlic bread, i've tasted it....it's the future.

Sunshine Indoors my Friend.

There is an actual pro boxer called Brian Potter. Australian i think

I can imaging MC "From Bolton England Brian Run Over Your Toes Potteeeeer"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul7EDYXmDNE

[QUOTE=angelo_dundee;2191570] The Brits cant do sitcoms, but they are brilliant at stand-up, political satire and impressionism.

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The Brits Cant Do Sitcoms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have obviously not seen Phoenix Nights then?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qUQxB4xzfE

Close this thread already Matty

Cant say I have.

I do feel that US sitcoms are better scripted, acted and generally funnier. All in all I feel the Uk has better comedy, but not with sitcoms.

Watch This.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68pyO1w94Cg

Also you must get a copy of phoenix nights try ebay

I didnt find Peter Kay funny.

Sorry.

Now Jeremy Hardy is hilarious. Jimmy Carr, Hugh Dennis, Frankie Boyle. Those are the best comedians in the UK.

Oh and Al Murray. :D

peter kay....another bolton legend,we just keep dishing them out

God save our gracious Queen!
Long live our noble Queen!
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
God save the Queen.

peter kay....another bolton legend,we just keep dishing them out

God save our gracious Queen!
Long live our noble Queen!
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
God save the Queen.

If the queen wanted you to give her one would you do it out of duty to the monarch azza?

although it would be like ****ing a loaf of stale hovis,of course lad,i would do it for the monarch

although it would be like ****ing a loaf of stale hovis,of course lad,i would do it for the monarch

Me too, I'd give the slag a night to remember. I wouldnt do Prince Phillip though... **** that!

ide give her a royal shafting to remember,i would most likely end up king,but i would just be playing her for the money

ide give her a royal shafting to remember,i would most likely end up king,but i would just be playing her for the money

What would be the first thing you'd do as king?

I'd **** wales off for a start. Get some scientists to find a way to break Wales off from england and just let the Welsh cunts float off in their shitty little country.

I'd kidnap Shanus and declare him English first mind...

i would cut wales and scotland off,but allow scotland a channel tunnel type devise,so we can controll how many scots we have in the country,i would also declare war against france,just for a laugh and a bit of practice,just send the T.A over there,they would do the job

What would be the first thing you'd do as king?

I'd **** wales off for a start. Get some scientists to find a way to break Wales off from england and just let the Welsh cunts float off in their shitty little country.

I'd kidnap Shanus and declare him English first mind...


You're Hoff your mind!







Needed to get that one out.

i would cut wales and scotland off,but allow scotland a channel tunnel type devise,so we can controll how many scots we have in the country,i would also declare war against france,just for a laugh and a bit of practice,just send the T.A over there,they would do the job
The Scots are alright. I'm quite fond of the hard drinking penny pinchers. In fact you gotta love a country that produces such fine individuals as laddie, Jimmy and the rest of em. I'm with you on France though.

I'd also insist that whoever was prime minister was strictly not allowed to kiss any fat yanks arse...and I'd declare an anti fat yank week, in which no-one was allowed to serve any fat yank (either visiting this country or living here) food. That'll teach em. They always did say that the way to get to a fat yank is through his stomach.
You're Hoff your mind!







Needed to get that one out.

That'd be all the smirnhoff i've been drinking. It's gone to me bastard head so it has.

http://www.hoffgallery.com/albums/userpics/10001/smirnoff.jpg

The Scots are alright. I'm quite fond of the hard drinking penny pinchers. In fact you gotta love a country that produces such fine individuals as laddie, Jimmy and the rest of em. I'm with you on France though.

I'd also insist that whoever was prime minister was strictly not allowed to kiss any fat yanks arse...and I'd declare an anti fat yank week, in which no-one was allowed to serve any fat yank (either visiting this country or living here) food. That'll teach em. They always did say that the way to get to a fat yank is through his stomach.


That'd be all the smirnhoff i've been drinking. It's gone to me bastard head so it has.

http://www.hoffgallery.com/albums/userpics/10001/smirnoff.jpg

The Scots are so tight they keep waking up through the night to make sure they dont lose any sleep.

Only Joking.

If i were king id make David Ike prime minister.

http://www.davidicke.com/images/stories/davidicke_1.jpg

Aye, the African-like ones bring that ave down too. Its the funny hair more then anything else.

Wow racists. Well Europeans are still essentially tribal people (in terms of mentality) so that is to be expected. Anyway on to subject at hand. In the U.S. the Black population is about 12 percent so if you have a problem with that group it is not an issue as far as averages are concerned. On the physical level, it isn't even close, American girls completely devastate british girls, even factoring in heavy ones. The streets of manhattan vs the streets of London lol. However i am not superficial. I can't tolerate brainless beauty which is why earlier I said Limey girls > American girls and I stand by it.

Wow racists. Well Europeans are still essentially tribal people (in terms of mentality) so that is to be expected. Anyway on to subject at hand. In the U.S. the Black population is about 12 percent so if you have a problem with that group it is not an issue as far as averages are concerned. On the physical level, it isn't even close, American girls completely devastate british girls, even factoring in heavy ones. The streets of manhattan vs the streets of London lol. However i am not superficial. I can't tolerate brainless beauty which is why earlier I said Limey girls > American girls and I stand by it.

What's wrong with stating that we don't find black girls attractive? Angelo Dundee is an American of south Asian descent, not a European. Then you respond with genuine racism. I'm showing you the red card.

Played Beowulf. :D

On the issue, to break Wales from the UK, you could drill deep into the Earth's crust at the desired breaking point, and plant large yield nuclear devices. They'd be so far deep as to negate any radiation damage, and may just be powerful enough to split the tectonic plate.

Hope that helps.

But what the **** do we do with Joe Calzaghe? Kidnap him and keep him in England and just tell him that there was no such place as Wales, his mind is playing tricks on him, he is from Staines and everybody know that...

hahahahaha

What's wrong with stating that we don't find black girls attractive? Angelo Dundee is an American of south Asian descent, not a European. Then you respond with genuine racism. I'm showing you the red card.

Genuine racism? you would have to be a magician to find it in what i said, and miss it in what was said by the others.

Genuine racism? you would have to be a magician to find it in what i said, and miss it in what was said by the others.

No one cares....

No one cares....

i was responding to a previous post which apparently means someone did.

What's wrong with stating that we don't find black girls attractive? Angelo Dundee is an American of south Asian descent, not a European. Then you respond with genuine racism. I'm showing you the red card.

Hey wait a minute, did you think I was talking about Europeans as a race?! I wasn't talking about race, I was talking about the geographical region. The people of that geographical region still have a tribal mentality as opposed to American integrationism. Indeed the very fact that you thought i was talking about a race instead of a region proves the point...everything is still tribal over there. I SAID EUROPEAN (people who live in Europe) NOT WHITE!

Hey wait a minute, did you think I was talking about Europeans as a race?! I wasn't talking about race, I was talking about the geographical region. The people of that geographical region still have a tribal mentality as opposed to American integrationism. Indeed the very fact that you thought i was talking about a race instead of a region proves the point...everything is still tribal over there. I SAID EUROPEAN (people who live in Europe) NOT WHITE!

What!

America is no different to Europe when it comes to Tribal Mentality, you have more gangs per square mile in say LA than in most countries. That is tribal surely?

Europe is heavily integrated, the UK has a Tribal mentality simply because we are an island but I would say that there are still huge bands of tribes right across the world, they are simply ethnic groups regardless of your country!

ye man a liverpool fan ows it goin m8 gud lad 4 suportin liverpool lyk wer wel better dan man u i rekon

ye man a liverpool fan ows it goin m8 gud lad 4 suportin liverpool lyk wer wel better dan man u i rekon

Nice to see you on here mate!

If you are not an alt, do me a favour and write in English pal! I am in my 30's mate and struggle with the text (or whatever that is) speak!

ye man a liverpool fan ows it goin m8 gud lad 4 suportin liverpool lyk wer wel better dan man u i rekon

Who the **** are you?

No one I know in Liverpool speaks like that let alone writes like that!

If you are a geniune scouser then please leave or become literate over night, if you are some alt then **** off unless you are going to next start saying calm down or putting a curly wig on with a shell suit!

ye man a liverpool fan ows it goin m8 gud lad 4 suportin liverpool lyk wer wel better dan man u i rekon

When I first saw that post I thought it was Dutch. :pat:

Who the **** are you?

No one I know in Liverpool speaks like that let alone writes like that!

If you are a geniune scouser then please leave or become literate over night, if you are some alt then **** off unless you are going to next start saying calm down or putting a curly wig on with a shell suit!

He was an alt Micky. He's been banned now.

Nice to see you on here mate!

If you are not an alt, do me a favour and write in English pal! I am in my 30's mate and struggle with the text (or whatever that is) speak!

Nice to see someone else in 30s who doesnt get this text speak shite.
Iv still got a 7 year old Nokia phone. No camera, no video, no pic messages, ring ring ring tone. Everyone takes the piss but at least iv got a battery that lasts a week, permanent credit and a signal. Flash phones are for guys with small knobs.

This thread gets funnier by the minute.

Is this the thanks I get? I freely admit that british woman are wonderful personality wise, and even better than American women in that department, and right after it a gaggle of little british women gather together and turn my karma bar red. What gratitude!

Is this the thanks I get? I freely admit that british woman are wonderful personality wise, and even better than American women in that department, and right after it a gaggle of little british women gather together and turn my karma bar red. What gratitude!

lmao, we'll never get women.... in the mental sense obvo

Disagree Res, American girls are a lot friendlier on ave.

Flash phones are for guys with small knobs.

ahahaha thats signature worthy

Yah, that was hilarious.

Yorkshire Puddings.