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Tuggers1986
02-19-2007, 08:49 PM
My speech is entitled 'Ginger Kids'... Children with red hair, light skin, and freckles.

....We've all seen them - on the playground, at the shops, walking on the streets...... they creep us out, and make us feel sick to our stomachs. I'm talking of course about... GINGER KIDS.

(Random south park episode were cartman tries to exterminate all gingers). It made me think of you so it did. :banana:

TheHoff!
02-20-2007, 04:08 PM
My speech is entitled 'Ginger Kids'... Children with red hair, light skin, and freckles.

....We've all seen them - on the playground, at the shops, walking on the streets...... they creep us out, and make us feel sick to our stomachs. I'm talking of course about... GINGER KIDS.

(Random south park episode were cartman tries to exterminate all gingers). It made me think of you so it did. :banana:

South park deserve a medal for taking the anti ginge message world wide. Myself and Shanus have been endeavoring to spread the word but any extra coverage is always ****in grateful so it is.

Incidentally tuggers, myself and Shanus are starting an anti-ginge coalition group. Would you like to join?

BrooklynBomber
02-20-2007, 04:11 PM
Although I am a fat yank, may I join?

Tuggers1986
02-20-2007, 04:13 PM
South park deserve a medal for taking the anti ginge message world wide. Myself and Shanus have been endeavoring to spread the word but any extra coverage is always ****in grateful so it is.

Incidentally tuggers, myself and Shanus are starting an anti-ginge coalition group. Would you like to join?

Hell yeah i want to join. it seems a fat yank does aswell, but make sure he aint ginge, pubes an all with the use of hair dye we dont want any ginges sneaking past our 'anti-ginge radar'

BrooklynBomber
02-20-2007, 04:14 PM
Hell yeah i want to join. it seems a fat yank does aswell, but make sure he aint ginge, pubes an all with the use of hair dye we dont want any ginges sneaking past our 'anti-ginge radar'

Would you like to see my chest hair(cant dye that)?

TheHoff!
02-20-2007, 04:19 PM
Although I am a fat yank, may I join?

You certainly may mr bomber. However, there is a 5k joining fee which goes towards equipment and publicity and such like...but for this you will recieve constant updates on our progress and we will also provide an anti-ginge banner which you will have the opportunity to use in your sig.


So come on and fight the good fight with us. Join the anti-ginge coalition!

BrooklynBomber
02-20-2007, 04:20 PM
You certainly may mr bomber. However, there is a 5k joining fee which goes towards equipment and publicity and such like...but for this you will recieve constant updates on our progress and we will also provide an anti-ginge banner which you will have the opportunity to use in your sig.


So come on and fight the good fight with us. Join the anti-ginge coalition!

Oy Vey, you are stomping on my jewish heart, I am a poor student who is barely making the ends meet, my girlfriend left me cause I had no food in a fridge..........but ok here is your 5000

TheHoff!
02-20-2007, 04:23 PM
Hell yeah i want to join. it seems a fat yank does aswell, but make sure he aint ginge, pubes an all with the use of hair dye we dont want any ginges sneaking past our 'anti-ginge radar'

Do not fear mr tugger, my anti-ginge radar is incredibly sensitive and I would be able to tell in mere miliseconds if bomber was a ginge. He is not, he's a good man so he is.

I'm bleeding glad you're gonna join so I am. If you would kindly donate the 5k then you will officially be a member of the anti-ginge coalition and will be able to recieve all the privileges and updates on the situation that go with your membership.

Tuggers1986
02-20-2007, 04:26 PM
Do not fear mr tugger, my anti-ginge radar is incredibly sensitive and I would be able to tell in mere miliseconds if bomber was a ginge. He is not, he's a good man so he is.

I'm bleeding glad you're gonna join so I am. If you would kindly donate the 5k then you will officially be a member of the anti-ginge coalition and will be able to recieve all the privileges and updates on the situation that go with your membership.

so does the 5k go to you?? when can i expect my fabulous anti ginge banner?

TheHoff!
02-20-2007, 04:26 PM
Oy Vey, you are stomping on my jewish heart, I am a poor student who is barely making the ends meet, my girlfriend left me cause I had no food in a fridge..........but ok here is your 5000

You will not be dissapointed my friend. The anti-ginge coalition will go from strength to strength and you will be comforted to know that your points have gone towards the extermination of the ginges. I will update you on the situation soon.

Better dead than red!

TheHoff!
02-20-2007, 04:28 PM
so does the 5k go to you?? when can i expect my fabulous anti ginge banner?

Yes, donate the 5k to me, although it will not be for me but go towards solving the ginger problem that plagues our world. You know it's the right thing to do.

The banner will be forthcoming. Probably in the next few days.

Tuggers1986
02-20-2007, 04:28 PM
You will not be dissapointed my friend. The anti-ginge coalition will go from strength to strength and you will be comforted to know that your points have gone towards the extermination of the ginges. I will update you on the situation soon.

Better dead than red!

Haha, better deads than red! i love it. i wonder how many people will join our forces and fight the scum of the earth that is the ginge!

TheHoff!
02-20-2007, 04:32 PM
Haha, better deads than red! i love it. i wonder how many people will join our forces and fight the scum of the earth that is the ginge!

Hopefully the word will spread and we will create an army. Obviously the army will need to be trained in anti ginge guerilla movements but that is something that will come later and hopefully be handled by Micky Hatton who has military experience.

Tuggers1986
02-20-2007, 04:34 PM
Sent your 5k so i have.

yea, we need to learn some CQGC (close quater ginger combat) and other various anti-ginge related skills. its gonna be fun so it is.

TheHoff!
02-20-2007, 04:41 PM
Sent your 5k so i have.

yea, we need to learn some CQGC (close quater ginger combat) and other various anti-ginge related skills. its gonna be fun so it is.

We've got a long way to travel but the end of the road promises the demise of the gingers and when this happens the whole world will be grateful.

Tuggers1986
02-20-2007, 04:54 PM
Hahaha, what i want to know is, which ginge will we target first?

TheHoff!
02-20-2007, 05:01 PM
Hahaha, what i want to know is, which ginge will we target first?

As we always do my friend we will target Mishra100. That ginge needs to learn his ****in lesson so he does.

Tuggers1986
02-20-2007, 05:01 PM
Haha, so it shall be!!

MickyHatton
02-20-2007, 05:05 PM
Count me in guys, 5k on the way.

What about those strawberry blond mother*******, they know and we know that are really Ginger!

I will start planning a training camp in the Brecon Beacons, for the spring!

Shanus
02-20-2007, 05:06 PM
As we always do my friend we will target Mishra100. That ginge needs to learn his ****in lesson so he does.

It's about time n all, I've been itching to make his karma bar the same colour as his hair, he won't be offering strangers a whiff of his armpits again once we're finished with him. He takes his security on this board for granted, he couldn't be any more wrong, little ****er.

Limeys.. and BrooklynBomber, gather your equipment and get ready to ambush!

Tuggers1986
02-20-2007, 05:11 PM
Count me in guys, 5k on the way.

What about those strawberry blond mother*******, they know and we know that are really Ginger!

I will start planning a training camp in the Brecon Beacons, for the spring!

haha, u planning on giving us some SAS training Micky?? we doing the fan dance? (ginger style) haha

TheHoff!
02-20-2007, 05:23 PM
Count me in guys, 5k on the way.

What about those strawberry blond mother*******, they know and we know that are really Ginger!

I will start planning a training camp in the Brecon Beacons, for the spring!
Cheers Micky. You are now our military operations director.

Lads, you better get out running and pound those roads. We cant be having beer bellies when we go to Micky's training camp otherwise we'll be ****ed within five minutes. The future of the anti-ginge movement lies in our hands so it bastard does.
It's about time n all, I've been itching to make his karma bar the same colour as his hair, he won't be offering strangers a whiff of his armpits again once we're finished with him. He takes his security on this board for granted, he couldn't be any more wrong, little ****er.

That will be our first challenge then. With the donations I recieve and contributions from the bank of limey, unlimited karma will be bought and his bar will also be red.

Viva la anti-ginge movement!

BETTER DEAD THAN RED!

BrooklynBomber
02-20-2007, 05:29 PM
Cheers Micky. You are now our military operations director.

Lads, you better get out running and pound those roads. We cant be having beer bellies when we go to Micky's training camp otherwise we'll be ****ed within five minutes. The future of the anti-ginge movement lies in our hands so it bastard does.


That will be our first challenge then. With the donations I recieve and contributions from the bank of limey, unlimited karma will be bought and his bar will also be red.

Viva la anti-ginge movement!

BETTER DEAD THAN RED!

We all should put it in our sigs.

TheHoff!
02-20-2007, 05:31 PM
We all should put it in our sigs.

Aye, that's the plan so it is. I'm gonna see if i can get a banner for us, but for now I suppose we could just put 'better dead than red' in our sig. In fact I'm gonna do it now.

Shanus
02-20-2007, 05:45 PM
Oi, Tuggers, why did you rate me a 1, son?!

TheHoff!
02-20-2007, 05:51 PM
Oi, Tuggers, why did you rate me a 1, son?!

Tuggers whats going on? Shanus is a five so he ****in is and no bastard less.

Southpaw Stinger
02-21-2007, 02:49 PM
I have a symbol that you guys can use which seems to reflect your mentality

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40732000/jpg/_40732471_swastika_203.jpg

Tuggers1986
02-21-2007, 02:51 PM
Oi, Tuggers, why did you rate me a 1, son?!

Sorry dude, i didnt even realise id rated you. I think your a nice guy so i do. Hopefully its sorted now so it is. :banana:

You can change my rating aswell if you want :D

TheHoff!
02-21-2007, 02:52 PM
I have a symbol that you guys can use which seems to reflect your mentality

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40732000/jpg/_40732471_swastika_203.jpg

Southpaw yer shag monkey, dont make me start editing you son. It could get ****in nasty so it could.

Tuggers1986
02-21-2007, 02:54 PM
Southpaw yer shag monkey, dont make me start editing you son. It could get ****in nasty so it could.

Haha, as ive already found out. now people think my house is coverd in cum drenched Audley posters.

Southpaw Stinger
02-21-2007, 02:55 PM
Southpaw yer shag monkey, dont make me start editing you son. It could get ****in nasty so it could.

yer to sweet for that hoff :love:

TheHoff!
02-21-2007, 03:02 PM
yer to sweet for that hoff :love:

True, but if I need to I'm fully prepared to set Exige on yer.

Dont push me to my limit southpaw, Exige is snapping at his leash so he is and you wouldnt bleeding want me to let him go. The wee lads bite is bastard vicious.

Southpaw Stinger
02-21-2007, 03:06 PM
True, but if I need to I'm fully prepared to set Exige on yer.

Dont push me to my limit southpaw, Exige is snapping at his leash so he is and you wouldnt bleeding want me to let him go. The wee lads bite is bastard vicious.


The little bastards always get more aggressive after you have them Neuterd.

Although one can not help reading this thread and seeing a ginger holocaust theme which is not cool, your better than this hoff :nonono:

Southpaw Stinger
02-21-2007, 09:40 PM
I hope you haven’t taken me too seriously Hoff. It’s just I’m not a fan of any form of victimisation. If I made a similar thread with a racist theme then I would be banned pretty quickly even though it’s basically the same thing you’re doing here. Whether it was created with humour in mind or not, some people would take offence at it.
Sorry to be so serious darlin but it’s just my two cents. ;)

you should know i like to joke now and again and if you don't know that about me then;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN41XutK61Y

TheHoff!
02-21-2007, 09:49 PM
I hope you haven’t taken me too seriously Hoff. It’s just I’m not a fan of any form of victimisation. If I made a similar thread with a racist theme then I would be banned pretty quickly even though it’s basically the same thing you’re doing here. Whether it was created with humour in mind or not, some people would take offence at it.
Sorry to be so serious darlin but it’s just my two cents. ;)

you should know i like to joke now and again and if you don't know that about me then;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN41XutK61Y

I respect your opinion but I must disagree. You know that this wont affect our relationship though as we will always be limey bum boys together and i obviously know you like to have a cunting laugh now and again. That's what has brought us together; bum love and banter :luvbed:

I suggest you try to avoid me next thread on the ginge's though.

Southpaw Stinger
02-21-2007, 09:51 PM
I respect your opinion but I must disagree. You know that this wont affect our relationship though as we will always be limey bum boys together and i obviously know you like to have a cunting laugh now and again. That's what has brought us together; bum love and banter :luvbed:

I suggest you try to avoid me next thread on the ginge's though.

fair enough. :luvbed:

I guess I'm just bitter as my anti black campaigns have been fruitless so far :nonono:

TheHoff!
02-21-2007, 09:55 PM
fair enough. :luvbed:

I guess I'm just bitter as my anti black campaigns have been fruitless so far :nonono:

Jimmy has had the same problem.

I'm off to bed Southpaw.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

Southpaw Stinger
02-21-2007, 09:58 PM
Jimmy has had the same problem.

I'm off to bed Southpaw.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

you sleep, I shall continue to shag :luvbed:

platinummatt!
02-21-2007, 10:01 PM
MY friend was going through which girl he should go out with. I crossed out 3 and mouth **** her , shes a ****ing ginge. Or something like that. I said itll be like ****ing a turd thats on fire.

TheHoff!
02-21-2007, 10:02 PM
you sleep, I shall continue to shag :luvbed:

*The Hoff rolls onto his side*

Shag away Southpaw :luvbed:

Goodnight :luvbed: