Saying stuff like " ****in yeaahhhh mate! "?

Saying stuff like " ****in yeaahhhh mate! "?


****in do it.

I'm glad you're back to normal matt. I didnt like that yasmin bird.

It's because she's chinese isn't it? I don't ****ing blame you! Just joking. Anyway, yes for the chav talk?

It's because she's chinese isn't it? I don't ****ing blame you! Just joking. Anyway, yes for the chav talk?

If she was a he, does that make him Australian??

I think chav birds are quite tasty.

blad!..........

I think chav birds are quite tasty.

all birds are quite tasty... especially the ginger birds with lots of freckles

all birds are quite tasty... especially the ginger birds with lots of freckles

She must have a family of freckles somewhere.

http://www.scifidesktop.org.uk/WallpaperStore/Actresses/G-M/Gillian/Gillian_Anderson-Scully_001.jpg

I'm glad you're back to normal matt. I didnt like that yasmin bird.

That was a moment of brilliance. Matt elevated himself to legendary status with that one.

Amazing what you can do with a thesaurus.

That was a moment of brilliance. Matt elevated himself to legendary status with that one.
Matt's always had it in him. He may be a ****in arse licker but he's a clever cunt to go with it.

Amazing what you can do with a thesaurus.
What kind of chav speaks like that?

Fack you, cant!

Fack you, cant!

That's better. Now ask me if I've got a spare f.ag.

Yeh, mag! i iz gotta feed ma adicshun of 5 ***s a day!

Great chavness!

If i close my eyes I can almost smell the chav in the air.