Alright fellas, there's a new management team in here now and we've decided we need new rules to keep everyone in line. If you dont follow these rules then we'll set Exige on yer and that is not something you want, believe me sonny jim.

OK here they are:

1. All limey noobs must be initiated into the way of the bum boy. Each green teefed limey noob will be greeted by a welcoming party and must participate in the ensuing orgy.

2. If any fat yank happens to wander into the lounge then it is every limeys duty to ridicule him.

3. No flaming between fellow limeys. Save your wrath for the fat yanks.

4. Racism will not be tolerated...unless it is Jimmy the Gent that is being racist. Then it's fine as Jimmy has our permission.

5. No t-totallers, gingers (apart from OptimusWolf and Miksterious) or boring cunts like Detroit Red are allowed in here. If you see one of these despicable members of society browsing the limey lounge then please inform a mod and action will be taken.

6. Any Brit caught regularly using American spelling will be hit with red k.



That is all for now.

Enjoy your stay, we all hate McKay!

Here here!

and just for reference, I'm not a yank, just living over here.

Here here!

and just for reference, I'm not a yank, just living over here.

Stay there too long and you'll turn into a fat yank just like them.

Come home soon Rudypoop :luvbed:

Stay there too long and you'll turn into a fat yank just like them.

Come home soon Rudypoop :luvbed:

:luvbed: :luvbed:

hello me bucko. i'm new here. i live in the barney of the fife england.
a yank gave me all this red. can you help me out?

i am here loves, i am a true limey at heart

f*ck that, I'm going out to get some Loreal hair dye before I get lynched!

amen to that :p

I feel like masturbating all over this thread.

Who is that in your avatar?

Rule 5 needs to be changed to allow gingers. There are lots of good gingers these days. However the proper ginger copper-tops need to be ****ed right off.

Who is that in your avatar?

Rule 5 needs to be changed to allow gingers. There are lots of good gingers these days. However the proper ginger copper-tops need to be ****ed right off.


my girlfriend.

Rule 6: Any Brit caught regularly using American spelling will be hit with red k.

The rules have been edited. It's a cunting democracy in here so it is.

The rules have been edited. It's a cunting democracy in here so it is.

Wow, it's now an official rule. Yippee.:banana:

The rules have been edited. It's a cunting democracy in here so it is.

Not for me and my gloriously inoffensive ginger beacon apparently.

Not for me and my gloriously inoffensive ginger beacon apparently.

Are you a ginge Miks?

I have lovely dirty gingery blondey browny hair.

I also hate carrot-tops, so I dont mind anyone with ginger hate. Just let us inbetweeners go on with our lives happily enough.

I have lovely dirty gingery blondey browny hair.

I also hate carrot-tops, so I dont mind anyone with ginger hate. Just let us inbetweeners go on with our lives happily enough.

Then you're excused an all. No more ginger cunts will be though, there must be limits.

Wrap me in your arms and hold me like Laddie used too, Hoff me dalrin.

Then you're excused an all. No more ginger cunts will be though, there must be limits.

That is acceptable. Though really we should judge gingers on a case to case basis. From what the ladies tell me, the gingers are currently dominating the hot-ness stakes on Eastenders at the moment. We're moving into the mainstream.

Wrap me in your arms and hold me like Laddie used too, Hoff me dalrin.

Come here me darling. I'll comfort yer and play with yer trousersnake. Let's forget our troubles in each others arms.

can you ban tony booth from this room?

No censorship in here mate. If you can't stand the heat, you know what to do...

Admittedly, he has made you look like a right royal c#nt.

No censorship in here mate. If you can't stand the heat, you know what to do...

Admittedly, he has made you look like a right royal c#nt.

and Cerullo G.O.D

:)

these idiots think tony booth could knock out david haye

Definately Cerrullo G.o.d. he makes my anus bleed pig sick when i see that he's posted.

Definately Cerrullo G.o.d. he makes my anus bleed pig sick when i see that he's posted.

You should see a doctor about that

Interesting that Cerullo G.O.D and Tony Booth are once again in the same vicinity!

Interesting that Cerullo G.O.D and Tony Booth are once again in the same vicinity!

Wow. What a coincidence. That must mean we're obviously the same person. Maybe you should work for MI5. Perhaps you already do and that's why they gunned down that innocent Brazilian at the tube station. You're grasping at straws - we're not the same person.

On a different subject, I like your Justice for 96 picture in your banner. How many Juve fans died at Heysel?

Wow. What a coincidence. That must mean we're obviously the same person. Maybe you should work for MI5. Perhaps you already do and that's why they gunned down that innocent Brazilian at the tube station. You're grasping at straws - we're not the same person.

On a different subject, I like your Justice for 96 picture in your banner. How many Juve fans died at Heysel?

First of all your wasted in the boxing ring mate, for you to deduce that firstly I work for M15 and secondly that it was my incompetence that led to the death of Jean Charles de Menezes's is just genius.
Give up the boxing and I'll see if we have a position for you although it will be difficult being in the presence of such greatness.

As for Hysel it was 39 people who died but you know that, thirteen people received jail terms and Liverpool and all English clubs were banned from European football. Is that justice probably not but then again the Liverpool fans had no idea that a wall would collapse did they?

At Hillsborough 96 men, women and children died because the Police refused to open gates after allowing thousands of fans into the wrong area. In fact they pushed fans back into the mayhem. They would not allow medics onto the pitch and stopped trained medical staff in the ground from assisting.
Now people make mistakes, but publicly funded organisations should be accountable for those mistakes.
No-one has been brought to justice.

So whats your point?

Oh and by the way coincidences do happen yes, but for two new members to be constantly in the same threads and be irrationally backing each other up is unusual even for a coincidence, wouldn't you say?

Apologies if I upset you by pointing out that during your 'Haye is a coward thread' that Haye had actually TKO'd you in his first fight.
You obviously forget this or you would have mentioned in your first post in that thread that Haye refused to give you a rematch.

By the way define a 'coward', isn't a coward someone who makes comments designed to upset people whilst sat behind a computer screen?
I mean the 'Justice for 96' jibe tells its own story.

First of all your wasted in the boxing ring mate, for you to deduce that firstly I work for M15 and secondly that it was my incompetence that led to the death of Jean Charles de Menezes's is just genius.
Give up the boxing and I'll see if we have a position for you although it will be difficult being in the presence of such greatness.

As for Hysel it was 39 people who died but you know that, thirteen people received jail terms and Liverpool and all English clubs were banned from European football. Is that justice probably not but then again the Liverpool fans had no idea that a wall would collapse did they?

At Hillsborough 96 men, women and children died because the Police refused to open gates after allowing thousands of fans into the wrong area. In fact they pushed fans back into the mayhem. They would not allow medics onto the pitch and stopped trained medical staff in the ground from assisting.
Now people make mistakes, but publicly funded organisations should be accountable for those mistakes.
No-one has been brought to justice.

So whats your point?

Oh and by the way coincidences do happen yes, but for two new members to be constantly in the same threads and be irrationally backing each other up is unusual even for a coincidence, wouldn't you say?

Apologies if I upset you by pointing out that during your 'Haye is a coward thread' that Haye had actually TKO'd you in his first fight.
You obviously forget this or you would have mentioned in your first post in that thread that Haye refused to give you a rematch.

By the way define a 'coward', isn't a coward someone who makes comments designed to upset people whilst sat behind a computer screen?
I mean the 'Justice for 96' jibe tells its own story.

You're so funny. Unintentionally. But so funny.

I don't actually think you work for MI5. Unless some fast food outlet has breached all copyright laws and called themselves MI5. Although as you're a Liverpool fan I presume you're on the dole.

And as for Hillsborough that was a tragedy. But so was Heysel. Unlike the Champ League Final last year when scousers were stealing tickets off their own fans and selling them counterfeits. That was a comedy.

You haven't got the ability to upset me. You work for me.

I'm not a coward - I've had over 150 fights

You're so funny. Unintentionally. But so funny.

I don't actually think you work for MI5. Unless some fast food outlet has breached all copyright laws and called themselves MI5. Although as you're a Liverpool fan I presume you're on the dole.

And as for Hillsborough that was a tragedy. But so was Heysel. Unlike the Champ League Final last year when scousers were stealing tickets off their own fans and selling them counterfeits. That was a comedy.

You haven't got the ability to upset me. You work for me.

I'm not a coward - I've had over 150 fights

Yep but you have lost 99 of them you journeyman twat.

The sad thing is that if you had tried harder you could have have perhaps made it but you have never had the commitment.

Just becuase you have had 150 fights doesn't not make you a coward???
Its a sport, you get hit and go home. Most of us are boxers or ex boxers so what make you so different???
MickyHatton is an ex soldier, ex boxer and a huge success outside of the ring and more importantly he is a decent bloke unlike you.

****, go away, we have enough dickhead yanks that come on here without a Brit one to join them!

You're so funny. Unintentionally. But so funny.

I don't actually think you work for MI5. Unless some fast food outlet has breached all copyright laws and called themselves MI5. Although as you're a Liverpool fan I presume you're on the dole.

And as for Hillsborough that was a tragedy. But so was Heysel. Unlike the Champ League Final last year when scousers were stealing tickets off their own fans and selling them counterfeits. That was a comedy.

You haven't got the ability to upset me. You work for me.

I'm not a coward - I've had over 150 fights

Yes I work for McDonald's, but you know that because I work for you as you said?
Nothing wrong with McDonald's, its a honest profession. Or am I on the dole as you said as well because I'm a scouser? Thats ****in hilarious and really original have you just made that one up? I also have curly hair, a moustache and wear shell suits every day.

As for the thieving cunts who stole the tickets, their ****in scum, whats that got to do with me or the club for that matter?

You have had 150 fights, so what? I've had dozens of amateur boxing fights, dozens of semi-pro kickboxing fights, worked as a firefighter, been in combat and have been wounded in combat and I don't ****in class myself as Mr Brave?
Only you know if you are a coward or not? Have you always give 100% in training and in the fight?
You are obviously scared of something even if its hard work.

Yep but you have lost 99 of them you journeyman twat.

The sad thing is that if you had tried harder you could have have perhaps made it but you have never had the commitment.

Just becuase you have had 150 fights doesn't not make you a coward???
Its a sport, you get hit and go home. Most of us are boxers or ex boxers so what make you so different???
MickyHatton is an ex soldier, ex boxer and a huge success outside of the ring and more importantly he is a decent bloke unlike you.

****, go away, we have enough dickhead yanks that come on here without a Brit one to join them!

I can still make it. All I need is a chance. If Haye stopped ducking me I'd knock him out cold and get my World Title shot.

I know about MickyHatton's background - he works for me.

I think there are actually more intelligent Septic posters on here than English - what a terrible state of affairs.

Yes I work for McDonald's, but you know that because I work for you as you said?
Nothing wrong with McDonald's, its a honest profession. Or am I on the dole as you said as well because I'm a scouser? Thats ****in hilarious and really original have you just made that one up? I also have curly hair, a moustache and wear shell suits every day.

As for the thieving cunts who stole the tickets, their ****in scum, whats that got to do with me or the club for that matter?

You have had 150 fights, so what? I've had dozens of amateur boxing fights, dozens of semi-pro kickboxing fights, worked as a firefighter, been in combat and have been wounded in combat and I don't ****in class myself as Mr Brave?
Only you know if you are a coward or not? Have you always give 100% in training and in the fight?
You are obviously scared of something even if its hard work.

You work for me now

I can still make it. All I need is a chance. If Haye stopped ducking me I'd knock him out cold and get my World Title shot.

I know about MickyHatton's background - he works for me.

I think there are actually more intelligent Septic posters on here than English - what a terrible state of affairs.

Lol, you might make it to retirement if your brain isn't too addled!

Lol, you might make it to retirement if your brain isn't too addled!

I'm never going to retire. I want to die in the ring. Not now obviously. In 5 years 3 months and 14 days.

Tony Booth. You cunt, alot of your vile posts contain wishes of ill will upon people with a complete lack of humour with the only reason of wishing to upset people. Why don't you go ****ing hang yourself.

Tony Booth. You cunt, alot of your vile posts contain wishes of ill will upon people with a complete lack of humour with the only reason of wishing to upset people. Why don't you go ****ing hang yourself.

A massive contradiction of a post there.

I've already said I want to die in the ring - why would I go and hang myself.

A massive contradiction of a post there.

I've already said I want to die in the ring - why would I go and hang myself.

Well ****ing hurry up about it.

Goodbye wanker.

Yes I work for McDonald's, but you know that because I work for you as you said?
Nothing wrong with McDonald's, its a honest profession. Or am I on the dole as you said as well because I'm a scouser? Thats ****in hilarious and really original have you just made that one up? I also have curly hair, a moustache and wear shell suits every day.

As for the thieving cunts who stole the tickets, their ****in scum, whats that got to do with me or the club for that matter?

You have had 150 fights, so what? I've had dozens of amateur boxing fights, dozens of semi-pro kickboxing fights, worked as a firefighter, been in combat and have been wounded in combat and I don't ****in class myself as Mr Brave?
Only you know if you are a coward or not? Have you always give 100% in training and in the fight?
You are obviously scared of something even if its hard work.

where about were you wounded in combat

where about were you wounded in combat

Africa - Sierra Leone - Long story.

What the fanny fart is going on in here? :nonono:

What the fanny fart is going on in here? :nonono:

Erm, just a bit of weeding. Sorry sir, wont happen again!

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BOO SHANK ME NAME IS MSAGRAIN!

Booooyakasha!

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BOO SHANK ME NAME IS MSAGRAIN!

Booooyakasha!

BiG uP tO Me LoNdON MaZzIvE !!!!!! lol j/k

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just break it down for me...
wtf is the Limey Lounge / league / watever ?

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just break it down for me...
wtf is the Limey Lounge / league / watever ?

Its the area where the Limey's and others come to discuss all things Limey.

Limey is an old American and Canadian slang nickname for the British, originally referring to British sailors. The term is believed to derive from lime-juicer, referring to the Royal Navy and Merchant Navy practice of supplying lime juice to British sailors to prevent scurvy. The benefits of citrus juice were well known at the time thanks to the acute observations of surgeon James Lind who noticed that the cabbage eating Dutch had fewer problems with scurvy. Limes were used over lemons due to limes being more readily available from Britain's own Caribbean colonies. The term is thought to have originated in the Caribbean in the 1880s.

Its the area where the Limey's and others come to discuss all things Limey.

Limey is an old American and Canadian slang nickname for the British, originally referring to British sailors. The term is believed to derive from lime-juicer, referring to the Royal Navy and Merchant Navy practice of supplying lime juice to British sailors to prevent scurvy. The benefits of citrus juice were well known at the time thanks to the acute observations of surgeon James Lind who noticed that the cabbage eating Dutch had fewer problems with scurvy. Limes were used over lemons due to limes being more readily available from Britain's own Caribbean colonies. The term is thought to have originated in the Caribbean in the 1880s.

Basically anyone calling you a "limey" is taking the piss out of you because... they have scurvy.

Ahm reet from fookin manchestoh lad. Living in the Colonies though.

thought this needed a bump seeing as the Limey Lounge is having a resurgence! lol

Limeys>>>Fat Yanks :D

I was born in London, but living in Canada.

Im a Yank whose in shape. Bring it on mother****ers..

Im a Yank whose in shape. Bring it on mother****ers..

Looks like you picked the wrong week to quit drinking pal.

Im a Yank whose in shape. Bring it on mother****ers..

But we want you here.

But we want you here.

Oh... Man is my face red.

Alright fellas, there's a new management team in here now and we've decided we need new rules to keep everyone in line. If you dont follow these rules then we'll set Exige on yer and that is not something you want, believe me sonny jim.

OK here they are:

1. All limey noobs must be initiated into the way of the bum boy. Each green teefed limey noob will be greeted by a welcoming party and must participate in the ensuing orgy.

2. If any fat yank happens to wander into the lounge then it is every limeys duty to ridicule him.

3. No flaming between fellow limeys. Save your wrath for the fat yanks.

4. Racism will not be tolerated...unless it is Jimmy the Gent that is being racist. Then it's fine as Jimmy has our permission.

5. No t-totallers, gingers (apart from OptimusWolf and Miksterious) or boring cunts like Detroit Red are allowed in here. If you see one of these despicable members of society browsing the limey lounge then please inform a mod and action will be taken.

6. Any Brit caught regularly using American spelling will be hit with red k.



That is all for now.

Enjoy your stay, we all hate McKay!

hey hoff how come your flaming me then and sticking up for your yank friend. traiter!

hey hoff how come your flaming me then and sticking up for your yank friend. traiter!

You're from Norwich you **** your sister and you have webbed hands.

hey hoff how come your flaming me then and sticking up for your yank friend. traiter!

sheeeeet, he has a point!

I was born in London, but living in Canada.

Is that really you Lewis?

Lennox Lewis?!

Back when these rules were written most limeys were good lads. Now there's a lot of new limeys and too many of em are daft bastards, so the rules no longer apply as half the limey slags these days deserve a good firm kick in the cunt.

Back when these rules were written most limeys were good lads. Now there's a lot of new limeys and too many of em are daft bastards, so the rules no longer apply as half the limey slags these days deserve a good firm kick in the cunt.

fair enough........

Back when these rules were written most limeys were good lads. Now there's a lot of new limeys and too many of em are daft bastards, so the rules no longer apply as half the limey slags these days deserve a good firm kick in the cunt.

Get the **** out of here then you little ******

Get the **** out of here then you little ******

No.

Your mother should have smothered you in your own placenta.

Don't talk to me again. You bore me.

No.

Your mother should have smothered you in your own placenta.

Don't talk to me again. You bore me.

thats one ****ed up insult ill give you that.

Is that really you Lewis?

Lennox Lewis?!

ask him if he's british or if he's canadian.

non-brits should not be allowed in the limey lounge.

kick them all out i say.

i say **** the lot of ya!!!

ask him if he's british or if he's canadian.

Aye, the real Len would just say "Definitely"

thats one ****ed up insult ill give you that.

stop licking ass duck feet.

i say **** the lot of ya!!!

you from the republic?

thats one **** insult ill give you that.

You got that right

Aye, the real Len would just say "Definitely"

i use to hate lennox. now wish he never left.

liked him pre-steward......hated him with steward.

now wlad's fights make akinwande-lewis look like ali-frazier......

stop licking ass duck feet.

lol im not from norwich just moved here about 2 years ago, real nice place nothing like what people percieve it as just a bit isolated. You are quite ignorent and small minded lol.

stop licking ass duck feet.

Aye, I was about to say that. You get more respect from The Monk if you give stand your ground, even if your ground is **** infested.

you from the republic?
yes...........:dance:

Aye, I was about to say that. You get more respect from The Monk if you give stand your ground, even if your ground is **** infested.

brilliant more small minded ignorent arse holes.

brilliant more small minded ignorent arse holes.

You got back on green quick

You got back on green quick

yeah piggu green kd after our chat on metal music lol :)

i use to hate lennox. now wish he never left.

liked him pre-steward......hated him with steward.

now wlad's fights make akinwande-lewis look like ali-frazier......

Aye, Steward left him for a taller man. Always happens.

Aye, Steward left him for a taller man. Always happens.
lol very good .

Steward made a mistake picking up that Andy Lee.

Steward made a mistake picking up that Andy Lee.
still hasnt dropped him funny that....

still hasnt dropped him funny that....

Obviously Lee is giving Steward a bit on the side.

:3some:

Obviously Lee is giving Steward a bit on the side.

:3some:
must be the only valid reason...

i'd have invaded england too for sophie marceau.

for a country whose male population is 50% queer......the french sure do have some nice looking females.

http://www.khampha24h.com/images/news/news_3545.jpg

Obviously Lee is giving Steward a bit on the side.

:3some:

I don't blame him. :luvbed:

i'd have invaded england too for sophie marceau.

for a country whose male population is 50% queer......the french sure do have some nice looking females.

http://www.khampha24h.com/images/news/news_3545.jpg


She should cover up. Yer can see her nips.

She should cover up. Yer can see her nips.
pack it in! shes a good girl....

Upon making your first post in Limey lounge, you owe me a drink.

lolz he got banned



what was that fo'?

Hoff would be turning in his grave if he knew what's been happening recently.

Too many Yanks seeking refuge in our glorious lang.

:nonono:

We shall rise once more.

To arms!

Thinking of banning 'em all.

Thinking of banning 'em all.

The fact that you haven't already surprises me.

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All limey noobs must be initiated into the way of the bum boy. Each green teefed limey noob will be greeted by a welcoming party and must participate in the ensuing orgy.


Gulp!...

I only found this forum because I was researching the history of ancient Carthage, and found:

The Egyptians invented glass. The Carthaginians invented clear glass. No English involved.


But... I might just stay for the pics of naked birds. (Glad some of you guys are hetero!)

I was going to post a link to a website that propounds a theory that when the Carthaginians invented clear glass, it laid the foundations of the Second Punic War, but it seems I have to do 15 posts before posting a link.

Not a problem! I can easily find 14 posts where I can reply, "Thanks for sharing the pic!"

Gulp!...

I only found this forum because I was researching the history of ancient Carthage, and found:



But... I might just stay for the pics of naked birds. (Glad some of you guys are hetero!)

I was going to post a link to a website that propounds a theory that when the Carthaginians invented clear glass, it laid the foundations of the Second Punic War, but it seems I have to do 15 posts before posting a link.

Not a problem! I can easily find 14 posts where I can reply, "Thanks for sharing the pic!"

I just invented Gay Glass. You've come at an exciting time.