This thread is for me, laddie and southpaw to have a wee bit of fun in. Everyone who posts in here will have their post edited so come on in and get pwned.

Laddie and Southpaw, lets start it off by editing each others posts.

Come on in...

I dropped a two pence piece around here earlier. Has any of youse ****ers seen it?

I'm saving up for a rainy day and that two pence is very important to me so youse ****ers need to have a good search for it while I serenade you with me bagpipes.

Platinummatt.............**** me!

Dont mind me lads, I'm just here to pass some time before I go and suck Stevie Gerrard off.

...while I'm here though I'd like to encourage all of you to go and shoot a few of them illegal immigrant ****ers. I smuggled a few guns out of the army and I'll pass em around later.

And Hoff, I bow down to you son. You'd ****in give me a right thrashing if we ever met up for a game of pool.

:D

I love necking back bottles of animal semen, much like my idol and also my lover.......platinummatt.

I dropped a two pence piece around here earlier. Has any of youse ****ers seen it?

I'm saving up for a rainy day and that two pence is very important to me so youse ****ers need to have a good search for it while I serenade you with me bagpipes.

I'm a ging.... no I can't bring myself to go that far...

ps: i am also a fat yank.

I dropped a two pence piece around here earlier. Has any of youse ****ers seen it?

I'm saving up for a rainy day and that two pence is very important to me so youse ****ers need to have a good search for it while I serenade you with me bagpipes.

i ****in love Audley Harrison :luvbed:

I love necking back bottles of animal semen, much like my idol and also my lover.......platinummatt.

They call me tuggers cause i look up to platinummatt so much. That arse licker could teach us all a think or two when it comes to spanking the monkey.

i ****in love Audley Harrison :luvbed:

I have audley posters all over my room, some are covered in cum.

I have audley posters all over my room, some are covered in cum.

I am the alt of shanus... :eek:

I have audley posters all over my room, some are covered in cum.

Some are getting a bit soggy now as I wank almost as much as matt and I have to be looking at one of me audley posters in order to cum.

Spraying over audley makes me feel like a real man.

Laddie, do all scots eat haggis?

How do you know what I had for dinner?

Are you ****ing stalking me yer cunt? I'll lay the bastard glasgow kiss on yer if you are...yer cunt!

I love getting e-shafted.

I am actually an arse licker, cunt licking is something i can only dream of.

That's not true Hoff. I have experienced the delights of your tongue all over my body and know for a fact that you are unrivalled in the licking community.

...and btw Hoff, I'm really a Rangers fan and my mother is Welsh. Does that shock you my lover?

I've never tried *****......... but big **** never fails to please

That's not true Hoff. I have experienced the delights of your tongue all over my body and know for a fact that you are unrivalled in the licking community.

...and btw Hoff, I'm really a Rangers fan and my mother is Welsh. Does that shock you my lover?

Jesus, mary and piss spitting Joseph! Finding out you have welsh blood is worse than thinking matt was yasmin...and a rangers fan :nonono:

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< check under my name

My user title is a typo so it is. It's meant to say "INTO RIM CHAMPION"

ps: i have a big fat hard un' for audley right now, he just looks so delicious in this poster which is about to be sprayed by my love sap.

Roy Jones would get it too. I'd love to see my David Seaman dribbling down his glass jaw.

I wish one of you would change me avatar.

I'm an alt. Can you guess whose alt I am?

Yes that's right. It's Shanus here, how you doing lads?

I wish one of you would change me avatar.

Luckily for you there is an option to change another members avatar in vbplaza. I think the bank of limey should be able to help you out by getting you a new avatar.

Luckily for you there is an option to change another members avatar in vbplaza. I think the bank of limey should be able to help you out by getting you a new avatar.

That it shall, hoff.

That it shall, hoff.

What pic we gonna use laddie? A nice shot of audley for him to wank over?

Vick pwns me all the time and makes me suck him off..........i love it really, turns me on something awful.

I love it so much that i've been too busy wanking over vick to even see me girlfriend recently. Here is a pic of the beauty:

http://www.hugemadames.com/ia7h/pic07.jpg

She's a sexy momma aint she? The only problem is that theres not enough room in the back of me nova to give her a good seeing to.

I need to buy a bigger car. Maybe a nissan almera or something like that.

What pic we gonna use laddie? A nice shot of audley for him to wank over?

Great idea, try and find one of audley, cheesily grinning.

be nice u harsh mod ****ers, audleys a cunt! id rather have a pic of yasmin the chinese psychology student

When Peter Manfredo gets knocked out by Calzaghe I'm gonna change my avatar and pretend like I didnt really like him.

I might have one of the fighting pygmies in me avatar. Either versa or Exige, they are both hard bastards and would knock me about the ring like I was a rag doll.

Great idea, try and find one of audley, cheesily grinning.

Maybe this one laddie:

http://sportsiconscouk.pre-dns-change.com/images/harrison.jpg

Maybe this one laddie:

http://sportsiconscouk.pre-dns-change.com/images/harrison.jpg

Perfect, give tuggers what he has been yearning for.

Perfect, give tuggers what he has been yearning for.

hahahaha, ****ers!

you guys like my new avatar??

you guys like my new avatar??

I love it, it's proper wank material...and you saved me the trouble of spending me own points on changing your avatar, which is a right ****ing relief to me.

Not that I'm a stingy Scot mind, oh no, nothing like that.

I cry like a little girl everytime i watch the titanic and damn that di caprio has a seriously sexy body going on..........infact, i think i'll put it on now and knock one out.

Shag yer later, laddie.

When Peter Manfredo gets knocked out by Calzaghe I'm gonna change my avatar and pretend like I didnt really like him.

I might have one of the fighting pygmies in me avatar. Either versa or Exige, they are both hard bastards and would knock me about the ring like I was a rag doll.

lmao more!

kids im going bed with audley now.

He needs comforting.

have fun

I cry like a little girl everytime i watch the titanic and damn that di caprio has a seriously sexy body going on..........infact, i think i'll put it on now and knock one out.

Shag yer later, laddie.

Can I watch it with you Hoff? it's my favorite film too and we could make love while watching di caprio.

kids im going bed with audley now.

He needs comforting.

have fun

Goodnight tuggers.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

Can I watch it with you Hoff? it's my favorite film too and we could make love while watching di caprio.

Now that's an offer I cant refuse.

Now that's an offer I cant refuse.

Then it shall be done. :luvbed:

I have fantasies about detroit red and versatile creeping into my room and raping me...

I also dream of gingers covered in beautiful freckles riding sexy bicylcles in the nude. Sometimes i dont know which one to wank over first, the bike or the ginge.

I have fantasies about detroit red and versatile creeping into my room and raping me...

That is indeed a strange fantasy, welter.

I have fantasies about detroit red and versatile creeping into my room and raping me...

I also dream of gingers covered in beautiful freckles riding sexy bicylcles in the nude. Sometimes i dont know which one to wank over first, the bike or the ginge.

so do i welter... so do i

oasis lad, loves Brooklyn bomber.

I told you I'm a fat ole Yank. Come get me boys!

Damn, Audley really tired me out last night.

Damn, Audley really tired me out last night.

Did he now, tuggers ?

I had a tasty movie star for lunch. I worked on that toned body of his.

Did any of you fellas know that Southpaw has larger **** than mine?

This thread is a little slower than I expected. Speed it up boys.

This thread is for me, laddie and southpaw to have a wee bit of fun in. Everyone who posts in here will have their post edited so come on in and get pwned.

Laddie and Southpaw, lets start it off by editing each others posts.

Come on in...

i am going to regret this, aren't i?


be gentle. lol!

Dont mind me lads, I'm just here to pass some time before I go and suck Stevie Gerrard off.

...while I'm here though I'd like to encourage all of you to go and shoot a few of them illegal immigrant ****ers. I smuggled a few guns out of the army and I'll pass em around later.

And Hoff, I bow down to you son. You'd ****in give me a right thrashing if we ever met up for a game of pool.

:D
The scary thing is that I think The Hoff actually channelled me, they are my actual words!

were you in the parachute regiment Mickey? just i forget when u told me

were you in the parachute regiment Mickey? just i forget when u told me

Kind of mate, Pathfinder Platoon, we worked with 16 Air Assault Brigade.
In a nutshell we jumped first and supplied the intelligence and support for the Para's when they dropped in.

http://www.army.mod.uk/para/pathfinder.htm

Before that I was in the Artillery for many years!

its just before i can get my medical they gave me a list of jobs I was eleigible for in the regular army after i done my BARB test and they told me to pick 3. SO i picked 1. Royal Artillary light gunner. 2. Household cavalry mounted dutyman/tank crewman. 3. Para div4

its just before i can get my medical they gave me a list of jobs I was eleigible for in the regular army after i done my BARB test and they told me to pick 3. SO i picked 1. Royal Artillary light gunner. 2. Household cavalry mounted dutyman/tank crewman. 3. Para div4

I started on the 105mm light guns mate, then went into reconnaissance with the Unmanned Air Vehicle Phoenix before joining 7 RHA Para then Pathfinder.

Your on the right path I think mate, if you do go in try and become a physical training instructor, it was the best 5 years of my career!

yeh i was thinking about the job you mentioned gunner phoenix operator right?

yeh i was thinking about the job you mentioned gunner phoenix operator right?

Yes mate, 32 Regt in Larkhill. Not the best posting but not the worst!