You all know the score by now. Tonight we will be blessed by having one of the sexy jocks answer our questions.

Step on down Jimmy, this is your moment!




1. Who is your favourite boxer?

2. What is your favourite film?

3. Favourite book?

4. Put these groups of people in order, starting with the sexiest /most shaggable and ending with the ugliest most despicably unshaggable people:

The gingers
The blacks
The Scots
The Welsh
The muslims
The English
The Jews
The fat yanks
The commie Ruskies
The liberal hippy douchebags


5. If boxingscene was a jungle then who would be the lion, aka the mother****in king of the jungle? And why?

6. If boxingscene was a jungle, bearing in mind that only the strongest survive and all that bollocks, which three members do you think would be the first to perish in boxingscene’s wild Amazonian jungle? And why do you think these three ****ers would die first?


7. How’s your relationship with the catman going Jimmy? Has he stayed faithful to you?

8. This question is usually reserved for the favorite band/artist question but as we all know of your love for Freddie, could you tell us a little bit about why you love Queen and the puffter in the sky so much?

9. Can you say something interesting for us?

10. Which ten words would you say describe you best?

whos next for the 10 questions?

whos next for the 10 questions?

Micky Hatton.

You wanna be next after him?

yeah why not.

yeah why not.

That's the spirit.

Everyone deserves their 15 minutes of fame.

That's the spirit.

Everyone deserves their 15 minutes of fame.


17 in my case.

17 in my case.

You had 3 minutes of fame in "boys gone wild"

17 in my case.

You deserve a lifetime in the limelight Southpaw.

How do you like being a moderator Southpaw? have you checked anyones IP yet? found any alts? edited anyones post?

I think me, you or laddie should start a thread in which we edit everyones post who posts in there. We could have a right laugh.

Lets call it 'the moderators pwnage thread' and see what happens.

That's the spirit.

Everyone deserves their 15 minutes of fame.

can i play too after manfredo jr? :)

You deserve a lifetime in the limelight Southpaw.

How do you like being a moderator Southpaw? have you checked anyones IP yet? found any alts? edited anyones post?

I think me, you or laddie should start a thread in which we edit everyones post who posts in there. We could have a right laugh.

Lets call it 'the moderators pwnage thread' and see what happens.

great minds hoffee, i've already had that thought. i'm saving it for the fat yanks.

can i play too after manfredo jr? :)
You surely can tuggers. I'll enjoy putting you in the hot seat.
great minds hoffee, i've already had that thought. i'm saving it for the fat yanks.

Oh this is gonna be fun. Much pwnage and lolages will ensue.

great minds hoffee, i've already had that thought. i'm saving it for the fat yanks.

Damn, i'd do anything for a cheeseburger.

Damn, i'd do anything for a cheeseburger.

kayjay! :nonono:

kayjay! :nonono:

I'm off to McDonalds.

I love me some fast food.

Damn, i'd do anything for a cheeseburger.

ive just ordered a chinese. :D (food...not plattinummatt!) :banana:

Damn, i'd do anything for a cheeseburger.

Is that a euphemism or do I just have dirty mind.

I don't actually have a dirty mind though, honest, lol.

I'm off to McDonalds.

I love me some fast food.

These fat yanks eh...what would you bastard do with em?

2 pages and still no ****in Jimmy :nonono:

2 pages and still no ****in Jimmy :nonono:

Fear not, Jimmy told me he was off for a wee something to nibble on and he'd be back to answer our questions later.

I hope he dont spend too much time sucking off the catman. I'm bleeding anxious to read his answers so I am.

Fear not, Jimmy told me he was off for a wee bite to eat and he'd be back to answer our questions later.

I hope he dont spend too much time sucking off the catman. I'm bleeding anxious to read his answers so I am.

Who's going to be asking your questions then Hoff?:D

Who's going to be asking your questions then Hoff?:D

I havent thought of that yet. Probably laddie will.

Hoff shall be the last to be interviewed and we should all add our own questions.

Hoff shall be the last to be interviewed and we should all add our own questions.

That's fine by me. I'll answer all your question with the honesty that I am well bastard known for.

That's the spirit.

Everyone deserves their 15 minutes of fame.

lol :banana: :banana: :banana:

1. Who is your favourite boxer? - Jack Dempsey, Rocky Marciano - what can I say for the latter I have a thing for small fat balding men who specialize in whooping on big black men, gives me the horn to be honest Hoff

2. What is your favourite film? A good question Hoff I'll go through 4 stages of the important films in my life. Age 5 - Bambi( don't ask ) Age 10 - my grandads a vampire, I remember me and my two mates ( one was ginger, SORRY HOFF!!) watched the same scene about 25 times and were pissing ourselves. Good times. Age 15 - Godfather, need I say more. Present - Apocolypse Now - dun dun dun dun durra dun dun dun durra dun

3. Favourite book? - JRR Tolkien's - The Lord Of The Rings trilogy - It was that good a book that I dreamt giving Frodo a facial on mount doom while Gollum watched on stroking his foot long penis the night I finished.

4. Put these groups of people in order, starting with the sexiest /most shaggable and ending with the ugliest most despicably unshaggable people: - I'll rate these groups 1-10 with my point of view

The gingers
The blacks - 5 - I have no time for black males I respect my arse too much to put it through such gruelling punishment, but as for the ****** woman this is a different story. MInd you my tongue goes no lower thn the ho's boobies, I've heard too many stories
The Scots - 1 - Born and raised here Hoffmeister I have seen and experienced the delights first hand. Oasis Lad is a prime example
The Welsh
The muslims
The English - 4 - I'm Basing this answer on 4 people. HOFF,Southpaw,Anorak and Cheryl Tweedy waiii man
The Jews
The fat yanks - 2 - As the saying goes more cushion for the pushing. A fat ride is a good ride, plus wining and dining a fat yank will probably cos around $6 a XXXXL happy meal and whatever the fat cunts drink
The commie Ruskies - 3 - I'm basing my answer on the male population. A fan of Mr Mercury and Hector_Pickle ( R.I.P old boy). Theres no quicker way to my heart than a big bushy man tash and old school commies - Stalin,Trotsky. I'd be in heaven at a Communist orgy
The liberal hippy douchebags

I have no time for the other groups. End of

5. If boxingscene was a jungle then who would be the lion, aka the mother****in king of the jungle? And why? Versatile, Cause he resembles a lion in both his intelligence and his mannors ( and looks ) shhhh

6. If boxingscene was a jungle, bearing in mind that only the strongest survive and all that bollocks, which three members do you think would be the first to perish in boxingscene’s wild Amazonian jungle? And why do you think these three ****ers would die first?
Detroit Red - Hes a ****ing useless cunt and If i were in the jungle and kill the little prick myself
Dr filth - He would pick the wrong gorilla to try and have a mixed race baby with
Platinummatt - He would tell the local lioness that he just had a wank over her and will she go out with him, needless to say he'll end up getting mashed one way or another
7. How’s your relationship with the catman going Jimmy? Has he stayed faithful to you? - caught him last week with sheila the pensioner accross the streets Siamese a week back doin it in number 4's wheely bin, needless to say he slept in the spare room that night and has been there since. He did bring me home flowers thursday night though I knew it was a petrol station shop ( Its the thought that counts tho right?)

8. This question is usually reserved for the favorite band/artist question but as we all know of your love for Freddie, could you tell us a little bit about why you love Queen and the puffter in the sky so much? It stemmed from my father being a big fan and introducing me to the magic when I was but a small boy getting endless hard ones over Ukrainian Gymnasts. The fact that he was a stunt double of Mr Mercury had no relation ro my fascination. I guess you could say Its a mixture or their music and Freddies Man tash.

9. Can you say something interesting for us? When in Rome, do as the Romans do. If you cant do that just get pissed and shag a prossie

10. Which ten words would you say describe you best?

tall,slim,handsome,BI-CURIOS,racist,anti-ginger,anti-polish,cucumber,Ronnie Corbett

The fat yanks - 2 - As the saying goes more cushion for the pushing. A fat ride is a good ride, plus wining and dining a fat yank will probably cos around $6 a XXXXL happy meal and whatever the fat cunts drink

****ing awesome!! just pissed myself hahaha

Nice one Jimmy, I knew you wouldnt let us down. Those were ****in great answers so they were. I cant believe the catman though, I hope you stopped feeding him his whiskers for at least a few days to show him how dissapointed you were in him. The cheating sod!


...and I agree with you completely about The Godfather, Detroit Red, the fat yanks, commie ruskies and almost everything else you said. When it comes to the commie ruskies though you forgot brooklynbomber who is immensely shaggable.

There's 10k coming your way for your superb answers Jimmy.

BTW, go read the new rules for the limey lounge. Everyone needs to comply with them.