not a drunken pub bust up with a golf club in hand

I really dont know who to pick. Riise is a ****in ginge and bellamy is a welsh cunt and the biggest twat around.

That's a hard choice.

I really dont know who to pick. Riise is a ****in ginge and bellamy is a welsh cunt and the biggest twat around.

That's a hard choice.


ginge > welsh

termites > ginge welsh

I really dont know who to pick. Riise is a ****in ginge and bellamy is a welsh cunt and the biggest twat around.

That's a hard choice.

Hoff I'm assuming you didn't vote for the third option (I meant to make it public). The funny thing is that there is little chance that anyone on the site could hang with me on a football pitch, but if I post here about football evryone ignores me. Nationalist panzies they are.

ginge > welsh
^Hmm, you're probably right.

termites > ginge welsh
^Spot on southpaw.

Hoff I'm assuming you didn't vote for the third option (I meant to make it public). The funny thing is that there is little chance that anyone on the site could hang with me on a football pitch, but if I post here about football evryone ignores me. Nationalist panzies they are.

I'd leave you looking like a mug on the football pitch.

Hoff I'm assuming you didn't vote for the third option (I meant to make it public). The funny thing is that there is little chance that anyone on the site could hang with me on a football pitch, but if I post here about football evryone ignores me. Nationalist panzies they are.

I didnt vote for any of the options and you are welcome in these parts.

Just dont go saying you could own us on a footy pitch. Us limeys been kicking balls since balls were there to be kicked and we own all fat yanks in this department.

I didnt vote for any of the options and you are welcome in these parts.

Just dont go saying you could own us on a footy pitch. Us limeys been kicking balls since balls were there to be kicked and we own all fat yanks in this department.

OK I didn't mean to be disrespectful. But I've played many an afternoon pickup throughout Europe in addition to high-level Yank club ball. And many Yanks are now playing in Limeyland, including people with similar backgrounds to mine (e.g., Reading's little winger Convey grww up in my hood).

And Oasis, you'd be handicapped by your hard-on if you laced up a pair of boots with me.

And Oasis, you'd be handicapped by your hard-on if you laced up a pair of boots with me.

He's got a point laddie.

My skills rival those of a prime Robbie Savage. I'd tear you and all the other fat yanks a new one.

My skills rival those of a prime Robbie Savage. I'd tear you and all the other fat yanks a new one.

Robbit Savage?? That's an odd choice of footballing role model. Robert Pires is the man whose game mine most resembles, although I would not be so insanely bold as to say my skills rival his.

Could you handle the roughness of the scottiish game though ? it's not for fairies like Pires.

Could you handle the roughness of the scottiish game though ? it's not for fairies like Pires.

I grew up playing on the stony and dusty pitches of Philadelphia. The same city that produced Joe Frazier and Bernard Hopkins. A little roughhousing from my fellow redbeards would not deter me.

my mum fancies Robert savage whereas me and my dad hate the diving cunt

my mum fancies Robert savage whereas me and my dad hate the diving cunt

As do i. I've always hated the cunt even before he became a dirty scabby blue nose.

Riise is a big Norwegian flamer who has spent his life being persecuted for his gingerness so he's tough, his left foot is legendary so much so he is due to play Daniel Day Lewis's love child in in My Left Foot 2.

But Bellamy is like a Terrier and has trained from age of 2 years old in an old welsh pit pulling coal trains with his head through an old pit pony piece of tack thus making his neck disappear into his body.

Riise would kick away at Bellamy all day but his neck would absorb the kicks, eventually the sun would come out and Riise would have to retire to protect his freckle infested skin.

Therefore Bellamy wins!

Riise is a big Norwegian flamer who has spent his life being persecuted for his gingerness so he's tough, his left foot is legendary so much so he is due to play Daniel Day Lewis's love child in in My Left Foot 2.

But Bellamy is like a Terrier and has trained from age of 2 years old in an old welsh pit pulling coal trains with his head through an old pit pony piece of tack thus making his neck disappear into his body.

Riise would kick away at Bellamy all day but his neck would absorb the kicks, eventually the sun would come out and Riise would have to retire to protect his freckle infested skin.

Therefore Bellamy wins!

Micky speaks the truth.

I'm looking forward to your get to know thread now if thats the kind of standard we can expect.

Good show Micky :luvbed:

Bellamy rather easily.